Where the hell is the secrets thread?!

Where the hell is the secrets thread?!

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it was here kinda

its location is secret

CIA/NSA agent responsible for making the thread fell asleep.

GF dumps me
she starts dating some guy from another high school
Im not aware
since I change to a new group friends to avoid her
they invite me to house party
feeling drunk and curious
I accept sharing the small basement bathroom
with a some guy since we both wanted to piss real bad
to thank me he offers to share his blunt with me
but didnt want to share it with every1 at the party
so we locked ourselves in and to hot box it
he turned the hot water on all the way, sink and bathtub
after 10-15mins it getting really hot so we remove our tshirts
he ends up kissing my abs and sucking my cock
too drunk, high and weirded out when we head back to the party upstairs
I leave right away without saying bye scared of puking all over the place
a couple of days later I see her at H&M as Im heading to men's floor
she waiting in line to try some jeans
I decide to go tell her that im sorry for avoiding her calls and i needed some time alone
she's cool with it and we have a quick friendly chat
since she heard that I had started dating her friend
she tells me that she also was dating and he was upstairs mens floor
and he was wearing red shirt if I was curious about him as a joke
the guy was checking out the hoodies
intrigued I wanted to see how he looked
from far and in shock i noticed that it was the same guy that sucked me off
crazy shit, never told her or saw him again

Wow, I'm not going out of the week before the end if day is going on and I will never get enough people for the end I have a country where you at the week after Thanksgiving and Christmas are you going to be in a few days and times that I will have the money I have a good time to go back and forth between the end I will never be in touch uncut and very you.

A+

>rave party with friends
>female friend is drunk as hell
>she asks me to take her home
>walk her home
>take her to her room
>she lies down on the bed and instantly becomes irresponsive
>still has her dress on, jacket on, etc
>"hey you ok?" while i poke her
>she's passed out drunk
>i take her jacket off
>my dirty mind takes over
>lift up her dress and look at her panties for a sec
>brush my hand over her cleavage and chest
>she doesn't respond at all
>lift up her dress to her stomach and start feeling her pussy over her panties
>pull her panties to the side and feel and lick her
>eat her out for a while
>i'm diamonds, want to fuck her
>i put her jacket over her face
>spread her legs and get on top of her
>with my hands on top of the jacket, which is over her head
>start fucking her softly
>instincts take over and fuck her pretty hard
>hear her moan (or its my imagination)
>cum inside her
>realisation kicks in
>straighten out her panties and dress and get the fuck out of there

when my nephews stay at my place i sometimes let them shower with me and my gf. we just have to keep it a secret from their jesusfag parents mostly.

Huh, the week of December I will never touch with you at work so we are amateurs a CIA a country are the fuel at work you a country where I was a fit about to be in a few days ago I got the email from my house is going well with you on your phone is not going to have the end I will have the week and forth a lot to have.

Just tell me what I can do the sink and toilet is not going to have the end you going to be able I got it thanks for your help in a fit for the end I got it the sink in kitchen the end you going out to have the week before Christmas but the sink is North to be in touch I was going on your help and I can get enough people for a few days and I got a leak.

I've fucked my sister-in-law 4 times. I've been married for 6 years. Had a pregnancy scare with her about a year ago. Wife has no clue. I hate their father and I get extreme pleasure from knowing I've been inside both of his daughters.

Just deleted 50GB of pizza. Feels good.

AMA.

More ashamed of this than anything.

>be 15
>hate French class, wanna ditch
>tell French teacher I don't feel good, ask to go to infirmary
>She's a cunt, says no
>piss myself, throw myself back off my chair and pretend to have a seizure
>sent to infirmary, then sent home
>mum takes me to hospital thinking somethings up
>She's bawling, so scared that I'm dying
>Didn't have the balls to tell her it was bants
>sat up the hospital until 3am with my crying mum just so the doctors could say there was nothing wrong and was probably down to stress or something.
>she pampered me for months after, always making sure I was feeling OK

I'm so sorry mum. I really am.

Fucked my boss.

She's married.

Frosted windows and a sound-proof room.

We've getting to be romantic, I've bought her a vibrator and we cuddle on the reg.

She might marry me, soon enough.

She's an amazing woman with an amazing personality.

glad someone liked it

I shat myself once

i hate my gf's mom so much. sometimes think about fucking her sister but she is underage b&

wtf is wrong with ya?

how underage?

:'( lies hurt more than telling a painful truth user
i understand

I fap on omegle as much as I can

why didnt you donate instead? there are horny guys out there that dont have any of that to fap to.

17. i think about tearing it up every once in a while, but it would only be fun if i did both sisters at the same time in my opinion

Sorta related but the first "sexual" experience I had was a blowjob from another dude at a party. It will go with me to my grave though. Your story kind of reminded me of that.

17 is illegal?

My HS has these clubs that kids form. Shit like anime clubs or movie clubs, that type of stuff. Well a couple of months ago a club called "dank meme club" (yea I know what you're thinking) put a note on the school bulletin board asking for dank meme songs. Apparently the club were given to play music over the intercom during halftime for an upcoming football match. Anyways after school I found the club with like 4 people in the room spewing shit memes like dat boi. I asked them if this is all the members they had and surprisingly they told me they had up to 20. A bunch of fat virgins and ugly chick's of course, but it was something.

So I asked who the song planner was and he raised his hand. I asked him if he could play this song and he pulled me aside. He told me they had no song entries beforehand so mine might make the cut. I played the first part of the song without letting him hear the rest and he already noticed it was a meme song, a popular one at that.

Long story short he accepts my song entry. I downloaded the song and transfered it to a music player that can connect to a stereo. Next thing you know this plays during halftime. I feel like no one caught on after the first "nigger" soundbite because the crowd was loud but as soon as it reached the long "nigger" people started raising heads. Music gets cut off after that and everything goes back to normal after someone apologized over the intercom.

Next day i'm called up to the office and see some advisor giving me a stink eye and the fat fuck I submitted the song to. I got off with $100 fine, didn't even get suspended nor did the news break out to all the students of who pulled the stund. So I guess it counts as a confession.


youtu.be/afD37Dj4IKA

Song link.

I've got enough people hooked on it - mainly lots of horny women. Don't want to spread the depravity any further.

it is in california

I'm 29, the sister is 23. Of the 4 times we've fucked, 3 we were both incredibly drunk. The last time we waited until my wife was out of town and then we spent the day with eachother and got together "for real".

I feel bad, but I have feelings for both of them. I know it's going to end up terribly, but I just can't help myself. Forbidden fruit etc

I banged my (now ex) girlfriend her little sister who was 14 at the time. It was absolutely glorious. Little girl was a bit of an eager / curious little girl and had issues with her sister.

I was gonna break up with the ex anyway so I thought why not. I did have a pregnancy scare though

I'm not obsessed; she's just my favorite excuse to avoid doing work!

Story?

I think date rape iliza is best iliza. :3

you're in for a rough life, friend. take care not to get caught.

my cars friend tried to uncle me in the thumb

Fap to little girls on youtube.
The comments are especially hot.

wat

hey
just think about it
your sister
also think that you're worth the guilty trip
so you must be doing something right ;)

Morning sikos user who dated a pedo mom here

>Be me
>Awkward as fuck growing up, NOT a ladykiller in any sense of the term, parents constantly assuring me if I'm gay, they'd still love me
>Fast-forward to age 18, start getting bored with straight, normal porn
>Decide to check out some non-straight shit
>Notbad.jpg
>Broaden my horizons, mind becomes more open
>Year later, move into dorms for college purposes. Meet best friend. Turns out he's gay.
>Girlfriend recently dumped me.
>Ah, fuck it.
>succ.gif
>Best. God. Damn Head I have EVER received.
>As it turns out, I'm bi.
>MFW my parents were right, and I can't tell them because of the smug fucking looks that cannot be avoided.

Believe me, I know. Many sleepless nights pondering the outcome, and being overwhelmed with guilt. I don't truly understand her sisters motives either, they aree generally pretty close, no bad blood.

She made the first move. I was drunk, she basically offered herself to me, and I was an idiot. Snowballed from there.

I keep fantasizing about submitting to another guy

>Be me
>Be 15 year old schoolboy
>Totally loved (from afar, obv - betafag) Lisa S who I shared a lot of classes with.
>One time, we were at a friends house for a party/sleepover thing with no parents there, and we all crashed in the living room, about 7 of us.
>I was on one couch, Lisa was over on a single seat, curled up, ass facing me.
>I didn't sleep at all, because my dick was far too diamonds. At about 2am, I crept over to Lisa's seat, slipped my hand up under her blanket,and started fondling her arse.
>She was wearing a short-ish skirt, so it wasn't much work to get under it and onto her panties.
>From there, I slipped my fingers under and had my first ever touch of pussy and the bitch was fucking dripping wet. I was in heaven.
>I guess she shifted, or something, because I pulled my hand out and scurried back to my sofa.
>I sniffed and licked my fingers for fucking ages, thinking how awesome and lucky it was.
>To this day, I wonder if she was awake. I'm sure she was. I can't imagine how you could finger a girls cunt and her not wake up.
>We never spoke of it, she never gave me any signs that she knew it happened.

>I found her on Facebook a couple of years ago, and we met up at a shitty reunion in a pub.
>She turned into a fat cow. This is 20 ish years later. She has a hot daughter who looks just like she used to.

>TL;DR I sexually assaulted a 15 year old girl and got away with it.

I have a much worse story if anyone cares.

Oh...it was her sister!
Damn, bro you have to stop asap
as it will come out at some point.
she will eventually come to her senses and will tell her since family does come first.

only way i see this working out for you is to somehow incept your wife into thinking she wants you to have a sexual relationship with her sister
achieve that and you'll be the most influential man of the year. gl hf

UH OH

I want to fucking die. Also I cross-dress in my spare time and all my online friends think i'm a girl. Also also everyone I know thinks that i'm asexual or something but the truth is that I'm just irrationally ashamed of having any romantic or sexual attraction to anyone. Btw did I mention that I want to fucking die.

How hot was it?

Yeah.

Shame they aren't atheists who would be totally cool with you and your girlfriend sharing a shower with their boys of presumably very young ages...

>sprained foot, stayed home for one day
>Played Overwatch competitive
>Literally lost 7 rounds in a row, fuckme.jpg
>Started with 1789, ended with 1518
>Finally captured the point in one round, hopeiscoming.aifc
>Mum literally force shuts down my laptop, tells me no games for a week

Kek

work on amazon and create fake orders to a dummy address and then I create a refund for a greater amount in order to get the item and profit for it, I have obtain several things doing this and have earned arround $2000.

When I was 16 I took the v of 12yo mormon girl, was 100% consensual, in fact she brought it up first. we fucked quite a few more times

Why did you delete?

I've been struggling with pizza addiction for some time.

I deleted a few years ago, but have started amassing a collection again.

watdo?

More like this? The statutory rape stories get me diamonds

sweet blade, brah

Please share

Fap to youtube videos.
youtube.com/watch?v=-TeiacVbMno
youtube.com/watch?v=hLs44hCGSCY

move to another city when possible
where no one knows you
start living and show your true self
good luck

I got hooked on sharing it with women. Kept finding women online who were curious or already depraved and then watching together. It was getting too risky and too much. So I noped out.

It feels good to delete. I'll stick to loli and asstr.

i only did it once but maybe someone else has a story :p

Different.

My gf has a severe autist son from a deadbeat baby daddy.

Fucking hate this kid tons, he's ruining my life.

Were you able to fit inside? Did you even get to that point?

There's no true self to show. I already did what you said like times in my life unintentionally and then 1 time as an adult on purpose. I won't be happy regardless. I'm just defective. Sorry.

I know, I'm a shit bag, but it's almost euphoric having two sisters.

I know I should stop but I feel like I'm in too deep at this point. I see it ending with me getting caught or telling the sister we need to end it and she freaks out and tells anyway.

And as weak as this may sound - you try saying no to a younger and more adventurous woman who literally says "you can have me whenever you want. Just call" it's like a drug Sup Forumsros

Is it a sexual kick for both of you?

i have done things people here can only fap to.

not even lying, everyone should try it at least once.

or twice...

or thrice...

and so on.

>mainly lots of horny women
Dangerous.

How do you feel out whether a woman is going to be pizza friendly?

Do you think you can ever forgive yourself for what you've done

I feel you, sometime I wish that this stupid kid just die in his sleep. but that little fucker it's healthy af

>date rape iliza
Story?

I downloaded music ilegally in the last 10 years

>Fap to little girls on youtube.
>The comments are especially hot.
Pls post an example.

I'm horny and like your jam.

So wha thappened after that? Did she call you and ask if something happened that night?

see Pedophile

they are usually the molested ones who never ratted out their lover and learned to like it or go with it.

takes time, but about half of the ones I found where. Girls with daddy kinks, girls who like loli, girls who are on chans... kinky types. A lot are virgins, some have RL experience.

for looking at videos? Yes I feel ok about it. Is it any different to the people who watch beheading videos in the gore threads? At least everyone is smiling at the end of mine

+1 for Hannibal Burress.

The minute I turned 18 me being a virgin fag got head from a local old dude for quick money

>pedo mom
Explain the hows and the whos and the whens, please.

i fuck my daughter.

im also the president of a country that shall remain nameless.

I would give you a big hug if I could...

They are 7 and 9yo. imo it's border line child abuse to shelter kids from reality. everyone is perfectly fine with just me and them showering together, have done it lots of times, but somehow seeing a naked girl is going to ruin their lives. I enjoy teaching them about reality in general

USA?

I have a big crush on my cousin that has know me since a child. Every time we see each other she makes it seem like i'm one of her favorite cousins. She's a bit older than me and has a boyfriend and lives with him.

I regret not hugging her the last time we saw each other, which was like 2 years ago. She looked a little sad that I didn't. I was being a shyfag at the time.

On a side note i'm pretty sure her mom (my aunt) has some sick thoughts about me. I remember vividly as a kid she would shower me and touch those parts and one time she led me to the bathroom to spread sunscreen on her naked body. I was like 7 or 8 when that happened.

nope, she never mentioned it. we have a whatsapp group with this group of rave friends and she texted the group that she had a lot of fun but doesn't remember anything after like half of the evening

Hello Mister President

Is it not hard to just listen to music off of YT?

Clearly you're not totally against the idea of keeping it in the family. Is the aunt at least fuckable?

...

somewhat, her more so than me. she enjoys showing off her body.

I'm a cop, spend most days drunk listening to music in my cruiser. Never pulled my gun, never even arrested anyone.
Small town life.

I guess for a 50 something year old. She puts on a lot of aging cream and works out a lot she made herself look like she's in her early 40's. She gives me the same look that her daughter does and always compliments me on my looks.

good for you copper.

Nice dubs

4yo girl, mom would walk around house naked alot, real freak sexually. Would sit next to me and start rubbing her clit looking at me.

Would say to kid, this is where you came from, kid would be confused and mom would encourage kid to touch her.

>Yea that's right from in here

She'd get off to kid touching her.

She'd suck my dick infront of kid, then snowball the kid

underage b&

Ama

That's pretty hot then. Got a pic you can post of her? you can blot out her face if you like, just wanna see her body at least.

Did her daughter ever do things to you directly?