Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Isn't the pic usually bigger? Or is it just me

hm its lonely in here :( if only u put just a bit of effort then people will actuall respond instead of ignori

Samefag

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Mate, if you've honestly never had sex with a girl while wearing a horse mask while she was wearing one of those unicorn masks after you both did a copious amount of Molly in the bathroom together at some "animal" party back in college, you really haven't lived. Then again, I'd honestly say that there are a lot of women I've been with who have had much more fucked up fantasies than I'm capable of coming up with, especially since I've fucked 2 other women with that horse mask on, and was tied up in both of those situations. I also did a girl wearing a jack in the box mask once, too. Turns out girls really like funny guys who stand out from the crowd, almost like peacocking from seduction actually totally works! Crazy! You should look into tindering with a profile of professional photos while wearing nothing but a collection of opposuits, works like a charm and gives me an excuse to wear a teal suit covered in tulips out and about in public to a first date.

Hello John
My name is not John and I do not hate you. You are not fat, retarded, living a full and exciting life posting pasta on a mongolian trap farming board spending all your time not looking at stupid ass pictures (I assume that you look at hairy ass pictures). You are everything that is right in this world. Honestly, do you even own a cat? I mean, I guess it's fun posting pasta because of reasons, but you elevate it to perfection. We should be friends on facebook.
Don't be a greasy strangler. Just hit me with your rythm stick. I'm perfectly pretty. I was sergeant major of the soccer team and started my meth addiction on a basketball court. (long story). What spports do you play? Oh, wait. You told me. Football and basket. Good for you. I am happy you also do well at school. Well done on finding a girlfriend as well. Love is truly what makes love worth living. Personally I am in a polygamous relationship with my left hand. Point is, I am happy that you are not a homosexual and that you ar enot going to kill yourself any time soon. Thank you for writing to us.

Pic related: It's me and my sidebitch

Old shit

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welp now im all sad

Hēi fǎ gē,
wǒ de míngzì shì yuēhàn, wǒ tǎoyàn nǐmen měi yīgè rén. Nǐmen dōu shì pàng de, chídùn de, méiyǒu shēngmìng de rén měitiān dū zài kànzhe yúchǔn de pìgu túpiàn. Nǐ shì shìjiè shàng yīqiè bù hǎo de. Lǎoshí shuō, nǐ yǒu shuí dédào rènhé māo? Wǒ de yìsi shì, wǒ xiǎng zhè shì lèqù de rén, yīnwèi nǐ zìjǐ de bù ānquán gǎn, dàn nǐmen dōu dài dào yīgè quánxīn de shuǐpíng. Zhè shènzhì bǐ zài Facebook shàng de túpiàn gèng zāogāo.
Bùyào shi mòshēng rén. Zhǐshì dǎ wǒ de zuì hǎo de pāishè. Wǒ jīhū wánměi. Wǒ shì zúqiú duì de duìzhǎng, yěshì wǒ lánqiú duì de shǒufā. Nǐ wán shénme yùndòng, chúle “jiékè tuō xià chìluǒluǒ de rìběn rén”? Wǒ yě dédào zhí A, bìng yǒu yīgè pēng de rè nǚ péngyǒu (tā zhǐshì chuīle wǒ; Shit shì SO xiànjīn). Nǐ shì suǒyǒu de rén dōu yīnggāi shāle zìjǐ. Gǎnxiè shōutīng.
Pic xiāngguān: Zhè shì wǒ hé wǒ de mǔgǒu

Fuck out of my Sup Forums retarded slim Jim colored faggot

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Hei Faggots,
Numele meu este John, și eu urăsc Fiecare dintre voi. Toți ai grăsime, Retard, no-naturi moarte care petrec în fiecare a doua zi de fundul lor prost uita la poze. Tu ești totul rău în lume. Sincer, au oricare dintre ai ajuns vreodată păsărică? Vreau să spun, cred că e distractiv să vă bateți joc de oameni din cauza propriilor nesiguranțe, dar voi toți luați la un nivel cu totul nou. Chiar mai rău decât acest lucru este masturbându pentru imaginile de pe facebook.
Nu fi un strain. Doar ma lovit cu cea mai buna lovitura. Sunt destul de mult perfectă. Am fost capitanul echipei de fotbal, și starter pe echipa mea de baschet. Ce sporturi te joci, altele decât "Jack off pentru poporul japonez trase gol"? De asemenea, am obține direct lui A, și să aibă o prietenă fierbinte trage (Ea tocmai mi-a suflat; Cacat fost atât de numerar). Voi toți sunteți poponari Cine should doar voi ucide. Vă mulțumim pentru ascultare.
Pic înrudite: Eu și târfa mea

kek

Hav Faggots,
Kuv lub npe yog Yauhas, thiab kuv ntxub txhua txhua ib tug ntawm koj. Tag nrho cov ntawm koj yog cov rog, cov ruamqauj, tsis muaj-lifes uas siv txhua txhua ob ntawm lawv cov hnub saib ruam lub nroog Yeiuxalees duab. Koj yog txhua yam phem nyob rau hauv lub ntiaj teb no. Honestly, muaj tej yam ntawm koj puas tau pom tej pussy? Kuv txhais tau tias, kuv twv nws yog kev lom zem siab kev lom zem ntawm cov neeg vim hais tias ntawm koj tus kheej insecurities, tab sis koj tag nrho coj mus rau ib tug tag nrho tshiab. Qhov no yog txawm zuj zus tshaj nriaj tawm rau cov duab hauv facebook.
Tsis txhob yuav ib tug neeg txawv. Cia li ntaus kuv nrog koj zoo tshaj plaws txhaj tshuaj tag. Kuv zoo nkauj npaum li cas zoo meej. Kuv yog tus tauj ncov loj ntawm lub football pab neeg no, thiab pib rau kuv basketball pab neeg. Yuav ua li cas kev ua si ua koj ua si, lwm yam tshaj li "jack tawm rau liab qab twv Japanese neeg los"? Kuv kuj tau ncaj A, thiab muaj ib tug banging kub tus hluas nkauj (Nws cia li tag kuv; Shit yog li cov nyiaj ntsuab). Koj yog tag nrho cov fagots uas yuav tsum cia li tua nej tus kheej. Tsaug rau mloog.
Pic Related: Nws yog kuv thiab kuv bitch

هی Faggots،
نام من جان است، و من هر یک از شما. همه شما از چربی، عقب مانده، هیچ عمری که صرف هر ثانیه از روز خود را به دنبال تصاویر الاغ احمق هستند. شما همه چیز بد در جهان می باشد. راستش، هر یک از شما تا به حال بدست هر گونه گربه؟ منظور من، من حدس می زنم آن را سرگرم کننده لذت ببرید ساخت از مردم به دلیل ضعف خود را، اما همه شما به یک سطح کاملا جدید است. این است که حتی بدتر از حرکات تند و سریع خاموش به عکسهای در فیس بوک.
آیا می شود یک غریبه نیست. فقط من با بهترین شات خود را ضربه. من تقریبا کامل است. من کاپیتان تیم فوتبال، و استارت در تیم بسکتبال من بود. چه ورزشی انجام بازی شما، غیر از "جک به برهنه مردم کشیده ژاپنی"؟ من هم راست این است: یک، و یک دوست دختر داغ کوبیدن (او مرا منفجر گه SO نقدی بود). شما همه همجنسبازها که فقط باید خودتان را بکشند. متشکرم که گوش دادید.
عکس های مرتبط: من و عوضی من است

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ਹੇ Faggots,
ਜੋ ਆਪਣੇ ਦਿਨ ਦੇ ਹਰ ਦੂਜਾ ਖਰਚ ਮੂਰਖ ਖੋਤੇ ਤਸਵੀਰ 'ਤੇ ਦੇਖ ਰਹੇ ਹਨ. ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਵਿਚ ਸਭ ਕੁਝ ਮੰਦਾ ਹਨ. ਇਮਾਨਦਾਰੀ, ਜੇਕਰ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਦੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਵੀ ਕਦੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਚੂਤ ਲੈਣਾ ਹੈ? ਮੇਰਾ ਮਤਲਬ, ਮੈਨੂੰ guess ਇਸ ਨੂੰ ਹੈ, ਕਿਉਕਿ ਆਪਣੇ ਹੀ ਅਸੁਰੱਖਿਆ ਦੇ ਲੋਕ ਮਜ਼ਾਕ ਬਣਾਉਣ ਮਜ਼ੇਦਾਰ ਹੈ, ਪਰ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਸਭ ਨੂੰ ਇੱਕ ਸਾਰੀ ਨਵ ਪੱਧਰ ਤੱਕ ਲੈ. ਇਹ ਫੇਸਬੁੱਕ 'ਤੇ ਤਸਵੀਰ ਨੂੰ ਬੰਦ ਦੇਖੋ ਵੱਧ ਵੀ ਬਦਤਰ ਹੈ.
ਇੱਕ ਅਜਨਬੀ ਹੋ ਨਾ ਕਰੋ. ਬਸ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਆਪਣੇ ਵਧੀਆ ਸ਼ਾਟ ਨਾਲ ਮਾਰਿਆ. ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਰੈਟੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਸੰਪੂਰਣ ਰਿਹਾ. ਮੈਨੂੰ ਮੇਰੇ ਬਾਸਕਟਬਾਲ ਟੀਮ 'ਤੇ ਫੁੱਟਬਾਲ ਟੀਮ ਦੇ ਕਪਤਾਨ ਅਤੇ ਸਟਾਰਟਰ ਸੀ. "ਬੰਦ ਜੈਕ ਨੰਗਾ ਖਿੱਚੇ ਜਪਾਨੀ ਲੋਕ ਨੂੰ" ਕੀ ਖੇਡ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਖੇਡਣ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਨ, ਦੇ ਇਲਾਵਾ ਹੋਰ? ਮੈਨੂੰ ਇਹ ਵੀ ਭਿੰਨਲਿੰਗੀ ਇੱਕ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਪ੍ਰਾਪਤ ਕਰੋ, ਅਤੇ ਇੱਕ ਦੇਖੋ ਗਰਮ ਪ੍ਰੇਮਿਕਾ ਹੈ (ਉਸ ਨੂੰ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੀ ਮੇਰੇ ਵਗੀ; Shit SO ਨਕਦ ਸੀ). ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਸਭ ਨੂੰ fagots ਜੋ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੀ ਆਪਣੇ-ਆਪ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਰਨ ਦੀ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ਹੈ. ਸੁਣਨ ਲਈ ਧੰਨਵਾਦ.
Pic ਸੰਬੰਧਿਤ: ਇਹ ਮੇਰੇ ਅਤੇ ਮੇਰੇ bitch ਦਾ ਹੈ

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

અરે Faggots,
મારા નામ યોહાન છે, અને હું તમને દરેક એક એક અપ્રિય. તમે બધી જ ચરબી, મંદબુદ્ધિ, કોઈ જીવન જે તેમના દિવસ દરેક બીજા પસાર મૂર્ખ મૂર્ખ ચિત્રો જોઈ છે. તમે વિશ્વના બધું ખરાબ છે. પ્રમાણિકતા, તમે કોઇ પણ ક્યારેય કોઇ pussy મેળવેલ છે? હું તેનો અર્થ, હું ધારી તે કારણ કે તમારા પોતાના અસલામતી લોકો ની મજા બનાવવા મજા છે, પરંતુ તમે બધા એક સમગ્ર નવી સ્તર પર લે છે. આ ફેસબુક પર ચિત્રો માટે આ બોલ પર jerking કરતાં પણ વધુ ખરાબ છે.
એક અજાણી વ્યક્તિ નથી. માત્ર મને તમારી શ્રેષ્ઠ શોટ સાથે નહીં. હું ખૂબ ખૂબ સંપૂર્ણ છું. હું મારા બાસ્કેટબોલ ટીમ પર ફૂટબોલ ટીમના કેપ્ટન અને સ્ટાર્ટર હતી. "બંધ જેક નગ્ન દોરેલા જાપાની લોકો માટે" શું રમતો તમે રમવા કરી, કરતાં અન્ય? હું પણ સતત એ વિચાર છે, અને એક એકાએક સપાટો હોટ ગર્લફ્રેન્ડ છે (તેમણે માત્ર
પી સંબંધિત: તે મને અને મારા કૂતરી છે

Hey Muggles,

My name is Albus Dumbledore, and I am more powerful than every single one of you. All of you are uneducated, wandless, squibs who spend every second of their day failing to cast even the simplest of spells. You are everything non-magical in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever casted a full body Patronus? I mean, I guess it's fun not being able to grasp the concept of basic swish and flick wand motion, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than being sorted into Hufflepuff.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot , and Order of Merlin First Class. What accolades do you possess other than being at the bottom of the quidditch standings year after year? I also own the Elder Wand, and have a banging hot Phoenix(He just blew up and was reborn; Shit was SO cash). You are all worse than Slytherins and should probably hand in your wands. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and Harry Potter

Hey Faggots,
Mans vārds ir Jānis, un es ienīstu katru no jums. Visi no jums ir tauki, atpalikuši, no-lifes, kuri pavada katru sekundi to dienu apskatot stulba ass bildes. Tu esi viss slikti pasaulē. Godīgi, ir kāds no jums kādreiz gotten jebkuru maksts? Es domāju, es domāju, tas ir jautri izjoko cilvēkiem, jo savu nedrošību, bet jūs visi veikt, lai pilnīgi jaunā līmenī. Tas ir vēl sliktāk nekā saraustītas off attēlus Facebook.
Vai nav svešinieks. Tikai hit mani ar savu labāko shot. Es esmu diezgan daudz perfekta. Es biju kapteinis futbola komanda, un starteris manā basketbola komandu. Ko sports jūs spēlēt, izņemot "jack off uz kailām novilktas japāņu cilvēkiem"? Es arī iegūt taisni s, un ir banging karstā draudzene (Viņa vienkārši pūta mani; Sūdi bija tik nauda). Jūs visi esat saišķu, kas būtu vienkārši nogalina sevi. Paldies par klausīšanos.
Pic Related: Tas mani un manu kuce

>I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities

Hows that low selfesteam workin for ya

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Hello newfriend :^)
Lurk more so you can stop destroying Sup Forums

great copypasta

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Well hello there, faggot. Your girlfriend is fucking ugly. I don't think you know where you are. This is Sup Forums will roast your ass. Get rekt! kek

Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.

listen john you fag, you parents tried to abort you when you were 6

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John, don`t let them fool you and go your way, but your gf really should use less makeup