This is a really fucking long green text. I’ve typed out most of it iIt all started about 14 years ago. I’m 25 now. You anons have given me a lot of fap material in the past and thought you might like to read about my pretty fucked up experience. I never post here. This has messed me up for life in a pretty good way, I’d say. No dinosaur. Milf posted is Ann Lawfull. Looks a little bit like my aunt, is also hot.
Keep bumpin if you want more
> be 11, standard little kid. More dorky than most I guess. > Live in a nice little suburban neighborhood a bit outside of the city > Aunt lives in another state, married to a pretty big bastard since college who cheats on her and drinks too much. > Aunt eventually gets fed up and divorces him, then moves into a house close to us to be closer to family > Aunt is sweet and nice to me, takes care of me a lot because my parents work and go out of town a lot > She’s pretty messed up from her marriage, spends a lot of time really upset but having me around makes her feel better, so parents are supportive > Aunt is a year younger than my mother, look almost identical > Brown hair, green eyes, fat but normal fat for a woman her age (around 38) and dressed like a mom completely: sweaters and jeans and the rest to cover herself up > Love my aunt, she’s sweet and helps me with homework, we eat takeout all the time, watch movies. I can drink coca cola with meals, she always has M&Ms. Just cool, particularly when I was at that age. > Always tells me how proud she is of me and that she’d do anything for me
> After a few months, aunt decided to get proactive to try and get out of her depression > Gets a trainer, starts working out, occasionally goes on dates but never really finds the right guy, but it’s good for her confidence. > Fast forward two years > Aunt has changed completely > I still go over to her house for like half the week, and will spends a few weeks there when my parents are out of town a few times a year > Confident, skinny and toned, dresses differently, wears makeup now… like, total cougar > Also has gotten breast implants, which are just a little too big for her frame, like DD > Hear parents talk about her sometimes, they’re worried and think she’s acting out because of bad marriage, not able to have kids, has never gotten attention like this from men, ever. > General consensus is if it makes her happy, then that’s okay > Still go over all the time, she’s still sweet to me but things are a little different now, mainly because she’s now hot and I’m going through puberty
Brody Ward
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.
Cameron Ortiz
> Still love going over there, but it’s also kind of torture > My slightly mentally ill and sexually awakened aunt dresses pretty much like a classy slut > I couldn’t help but stare when she’d walk around the house, and I’m sure she noticed and played it up when she realized I was looking at her tits and legs a lot > I think it’s just totally normal because why wouldn’t I > Starts wearing stuff like halter tops that show off cleavage, tight jeans, very short skirts, high heels… I mean, almost like milfs in porn
Hang on, short break, sorry
bump until I get back
Cameron Rivera
I like where this is headed
Daniel Jackson
ok
Jacob Perry
Moar
Liam Martin
Bumpin
Grayson Evans
bump
Austin Bailey
Bump
Aaron Hughes
Why do faggots never type shit out in advance
Brayden Lee
okay back
This is where things start to get even weirder, as if they aren’t weird enough already.
> Aunt seems to love showing off to me, I get red faced a lot > She starts going out at nights, dressed pretty much like those UK slut threads > Sometimes comes back in the morning, thinking I don’t hear her. She’s clearly turned into an absolute cock addict > When she’s gone, I spent my time going through her clothes and finding all the lingerie, then fap while thinking about her wearing it > Fap to her FB pictures all the time > Feel so fucked up I don’t know what to do but can’t stop > Spend time at home wishing I was over at my aunt’s house. Parents are shitty and so don’t mind me going over. > Aunt sometimes comes home from her bars early and a bit drunk, always asks me if I know about sex now > Talks about how it’s important and she didn’t realize it until she was divorced
Noah Moore
bump
Caleb Gomez
> Basically, spend a lot of nights with drunk my aunt in a tight dress and ridiculous heels talking about how I need to go out and fuck a lot > This obviously fucks me up some > Even sober, aunt says fucked up stuff > “user, there’s nothing wrong with enjoying yourself. You can order dirty movies if you want when I’m gone. It’s perfectly natural to want to. I won’t tell your mom and dad.” > Shit, does she mean that? Can’t tell because I am 13. > Still beating off to my aunt about every day > One night while she’s gone, work up the courage to order a porn movie > Never really seen porn, only familiar with jerking off to pics > Obviously, find one with milfs. Lisa Ann or something
Brody Perez
type all of this shit at once instead of this bullshit you nigger.
Jace Scott
> The entire thing gives me so much fap material. I spend most of it hiding my hard on > Aunt walks out in a sweater dress that barely covers her panties, “oh nice.” > Aunt walks out in skintight dress. “Oh nice.” that I watch porn while she’s gone. She’s nuts in the best way, like I said.
I’m getting to it, don’t worry.
> Let’s bring us up to speed > I have a divorced aunt who gives me fashion shows of her dressed like a whore while urging me to watch porn and jerk off while talking about the importance of fucking girls while we hang out > My time spent with my parents is just me jerking off to my aunt and spending time waiting to be with her again > Aunt, dressed like a slut, goes out to the bars one night > Cool… wait a bit and order a dirty movie… I think Austin Kincaid was in it > Jerking off, volume up, her moaning and saying fuck me > Door opens. Living room right at the entrance of the house. Holy fuck. > Cover my dick with a blanket on the couch, but no time to turn TV off > Aunt somewhat drunk, says “Oh my, I’m so so sorry” > Doesn’t leave the room, looks at the TV
Andrew Miller
enough of that language young man!
Jayden Allen
> “Oh… so this is the sort of stuff you like, huh?” > I am completely silent, red faced, and mortified > “She’s attractive… older.” > Aunt smirks. I’ll never forget what she wore… a white tube top and a shortish black skirt, with very tall heels. She’s drunk, so she todders over to me, and sits far too close to me. > Austin Kincaid is still getting fucked > My dick is hard as hell > “Is this the sort of thing you watch when I’m away?” > “Uhhhh I guess > Aunt smirks and turns her attention to the porn > We’re sitting there silent while this milf is getting fucked hard > “I told you that it was okay to watch these, you know. Do you like watching them?” > “Ah, yeah, I guess.” Austin Kincaid is basically shouting fuck while the movie shows a closeup on her pussy > “It is hot. I like it too, user.” > My dick is diamonds under the blanket. > My aunt sits casually and starts rubbing her thighs while looking at me, and I try to stop being so embarrassed and failing. > “You can play with yourself if you want, user. There’s nothing wrong with it.” > I sort of grunt, “uh okay.” > “Real men don’t do that though.” > Again, I grunt. I am, after all, in 7th grade.
Brayden Sanchez
triggered
Easton Garcia
> “Real men don’t ever masturbate. They have a woman help them. Do you understand that, user?” > I do not > “You don’t have to do that if you have a woman, user.” > I am so new to all of this that I say okay. > I am frozen > My aunt slowly removes the blanket and looks at my dick, which is hard as fuck > Her hand moves over to it and she says, “Watch the movie baby.” > Holy shit > She slowly moves her hand up and down my dick while giggling and drunk > I can hardly catch my breath > “Does this feel good? Do you like having a woman stroke your cock?” > I cum pretty quickly all over my chest, and my aunt says “Good boy… that’s better, right?” > Feel like I almost went blind from cumming. Cant think straight and cant believe what happened > I nod because I can’t even speak about what is happening. > She kisses me and tells me she’s going to bed. > I go to be too but can’t sleep really > She makes breakfast in the morning. Only thing she says about last night was “Don’t let your parents know, okay?” Even at that age, I understand that I shouldn’t
Cooper Flores
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
Jose Lopez
I sure hope you know that dinosaurs are extinct user.
Christian Brown
> This becomes a regular thing when I go over to my aunt’s house > Put on porn, she jerks me off, kisses me, tells me that she’s proud I’m becoming a man > I tell no one > After a few weeks of this, work up courage > “Do… do you think you could wear some different clothes while you help me?” > “What do you mean, user?” > “Like… I’ve seen some stuff in your closet. Like, bed time clothes.” > “What all have you seen?” > “I just kind of saw some stuff, I don’t know.” > “Wait right here user.” > Aunt goes away and, given my age, I think I’ve fucked up hugely. This is all so fucked up but I don’t understand that. > Aunt comes back wearing some very slutty lingerie, black thong, stockings, heels, all that sort of thing > “Is this the sort of thing you saw, user?” > I literally cannot speak > She looks so hot that I think I’m going to cum > “You… you look pretty,” I stutter out. > “Does my ass look good?” > I’ve never heard a woman talk like that and my dick gets so hard it hurts > “Here.. take it out.” > I take my dick out. There’s so much precum it looks like I’ve pissed my pants
Ethan Parker
> My aunt looks at it and immediately starts sucking it. > I’m scared and happy > She’s looking up at me, and it’s like looking into my mom’s eyes > After maybe a minute, I cum in her mouth, which she swallows > “See,” she said, “It’s so much nicer for a man to be taken care of. And you’re becoming a man. You have such a nice cock for your age.” > I watch her walk away after saying she’s going to bed, and then go to mine, and jerk off again while thinking about it all, because I’m so horny I can
I’ll fast forward again. I got BJs for a few weeks, while she dressed up for it. Let me know if you guys are still fapping and enjoying
Then this happened.
Liam Foster
relevant to my interests
Ryder Baker
... continue.
Leo Garcia
> I am still 13 > Aunt talks about how it is the perfect age to understand sex > I jerk off to porn movies at her place, and she still gives me blowjobs > I don’t even realize how fucked up this is, but I know I can’t talk about it > Aunt doesn’t go out nearly as much, spends most of her time with me > She keeps the shades closed and keeps dressing in very slutty clothes or lingerie around the house > Always says “It’s important for a man to have a woman he knows he can have whenever he likes” > Most nights over there are her walking around, bending over, teasing me and getting me hard before finally going down on me > One night says, “We dont have to do this in the living room, user. If you want, we could go to my bedroom” > Say yes without hesitation
Luis Moore
f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5ff5
Camden Bennett
This is the most boring thread ever someone please post fuckin bananas
Jason Mitchell
Keep em coming OP
Leo Butler
Bump
James Campbell
moar
Julian Watson
Bumpity
Brayden Ramirez
Big words for someone who spends his time on Sup Forums
Joseph Cooper
Three many buuuuuuuuumps
Blake Edwards
you sound like whiny bitch fuck off user with your CALM INTELLECTUAL self
Jason Howard
Anyone else thinks he is gonna dinosaur at the good part?
Anthony Roberts
"I'm calm. I'm serene" Are you sure about that, user?
Eli Wood
Shut the fuck up, I hate your fucking guts. I hate you, your "clever" "observations", as well as your stupid fucking autistic face. I hate you and everyone else involved in this thread, I hope your miserable life full of "epic" moments on an internet imageboard ends painfully slow. I pray to God every night that there will be another holocaust full of people like you. I want a belligerent country to experiment on you, get invaded by a larger country that steals the research your pain created and uses it toward gassing other people like you. When they throw your stupid body in a ditch I will take your retard brain and revive you just to torture you. You'll be seeing me in your nightmares kid.
Gabriel Nguyen
I've been waiting
Jonathan Ramirez
Nice Trips. And I think you might be right.
Parker Williams
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.
Bentley Gray
> Go to aunts bedroom, she asks that I take off my clothes > I like on my back and my cock is straight up. > At end of bed, aunt starts doing a strip tease > Perfect tits. Perfect legs. Skinny and has a nice ass > Leaves her heels on, which I think is hot as fuck > I’m scared and silent as she gets up on the bed and climbs on top of me. > My dick is inches from her shaved pussy while she looks down at me > “Real men take care of their woman too, user. Do you want to take care of me?” > Fuck yes > Aunt puts my dick right against her pussy and her tits in my face > I instinctively know to start sucking those giant fake boobs > her nipples are hard, and she’s moving her pussy back and forth against my dick > She’s wet, but I’m still not in her > Almost cum just hearing her moan
Evan Murphy
"I don't even count anymore" "It's past 35" I don't think user can count past 35 - if he can count at all
Jason Sanders
Please user. Don't stop. I need this. My dick is diamonds
Aiden Rivera
im really fucking worried now
Michael Jackson
user is triggered. Hella triggered, wlso bumping
Connor Baker
Please. Just shut the fuck up.
Christopher Hall
Moar, faggot!
William Torres
For the love of Kek please more
David Bennett
keep it cuming user. If you dinosaur you're jn deep trouble kiddo
Thomas Bell
> Let’s bring us up to speed
Faggot, you posted like 3 things before this. It's not like you're writing a novel.
Wyatt Davis
wow dude, who put marmite on your bread this morning?
Justin Powell
dude your pathetic and weak af wut are you 12? come see my ar 15 its pretty sweet fits my grip just right pus
Jeremiah Lee
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth. i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.
Dylan Torres
kek
Bentley Baker
Sooper triggered nigger
Adam Martin
you guys are dumb fucking niggers. shut up, i am trying to jerk off.
Camden James
> “I love you, baby. I would do anything for you, user. I love you so so much, never forget that.” > Her hand goes down to my cock and slowly she lowers herself down on me. > Holy fucking fuck > I am the luckiest 13 year old on the planet > She moves back and forth really slow, leans down > I’m stills short and so her breasts rather than her face are right up against my face > “Oh god user I’ve wanted this for so so long..” > I’m sucking her tits and shes moving back and forth > “ I love you so much user… this is amazing user…” > it is amazing
Adrian Rodriguez
Oh so that's funny to you? Is that it you fucking pathetic faggot? Let me just tell you this: you're nothing. You're fucking nothing. I can bench press 290 and can run 6 miles in less than 36 minutes. I train tapout and could knock you unconscious with one punch. I know you think you're some internet tough guy sitting back there like a pussy faced bitch, but if we ever cross paths I will fucking CRUSH you. Your ancestors will feel pain I'll hit you so hard. And if you try and bring 5 of your friends, I'll just get a katana (which I'm trained in) and then we'll see who's the tough guy. Yeah you can make all the "funny" "clever" comments you want on the internet, but when we meet, you're suddenly fucking dead silent. Like a fucking library. Once I'm done posting this I'm going to call my side piece up and pound away. Enjoy jerking off to another hentai movie you fucking pathetic virgin. But sure, keep posting. Go on, bitch, make my day. You think you're funny? I'm about to wipe that smile off your face. Get ready faggot, I've got your IP and I cannot be stopped.
Connor Myers
Fuck off nigger, I'm here for the incest, not Animal Planet
Cameron Davis
this pasta is fantastic
Xavier Morales
How are you coping with being raped at 13?
Tyler Edwards
im sorry user this guys b8 was too potent im done
Eli Wright
you seem to care a great deal, but no one will miss you when you leave.
Jeremiah Perez
I haven't seen this pasta in AGES!
Connor Sanchez
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.
Jaxon Hill
...
Wyatt Bailey
Fuck. Off.
Ryan Murphy
What the fuck is a "prink"? Dumb nigger
Daniel Wright
Mfw when I have a boner at statutory rape, if my mom or hot friends did this to me at a young age instead of my adoptive dad, goddamned. I would be a lucky boy
Jason Evans
> she starts moving faster and faster > “Fuck me baby, fuck me… fuck your whore aunt… I need your dick so bad…” > Cum immediately after that > Aunt slows down, gets off of me, cuddles with me > “Oh it was perfect user… did you like it? Do you feel better?” > Of course I do > Go to sleep after like 5 minutes because I’m exhausted > Wake up and think it was a dream until I realize I’ve woken up in my aunt’s bed > She’s in the kitchen, wearing some lingerie that she knows I love, getting breakfast ready > “Is my man hungry?” > Yup > “I’m about to make breakfast… but first things first.” > Aunt comes over, down on knees, takes my cock out > Again, like staring in my mothers eyes while she licks and sucks my cock > This is my new life and I fucking love it
Cooper Myers
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth. i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.
Joshua Ward
Have you ever read this while going to Sup Forums? This story might be fake too but since tumblr fappers got to Sup Forums this place became a porn collection
Jaxon Flores
Hey, how does it feel to be the keklord of cringe?
Kevin Bennett
yea I hated the nights he would get drunk and come into my room with a hard on and make me suck it till he came in my mouth. I hate it cus now I crave cock and sperm all the time, but I am straight.
Easton Taylor
Is this pasta? Gotta be pasta. Can't be a loser this mad LOL
Thomas Roberts
I gotta say you sound like a fucking desperate fella who is striving for attention while simultaneously being angered by every minor disagreement he receives. However your comments are making this thread a lot funnier, so: kys fgt if you can't deal with Sup Forumstards
Xavier Lopez
Did mommy make you wear a dress around the house. I bet she did. Called you Sally and braided your hair. You miss that. Keeps you awake at night.
Jonathan Torres
Fuck you and culture i fucking hate how thing are turning in this thread. I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself. I fucking hate how the world is and i hate fucking you. I did the war, i was a marin, i was a lawyer, i did everything a man can do, who are you to talk to me like that ? Do you really think cookie are so simple to cook ? NO ! because you need sugar. So next time you want to play like a man, take a little bit more of oxygen in your poket because i on't play pokemon go everyday as you do, i never do ! I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself
Brandon Parker
it aint pasta kid, I've seen every single post to ever be on Sup Forums
Gavin Williams
You're not straight, you faggot.
Grayson King
MORE nigger
Hudson Torres
Korean is a nice place this time of year. Fuckin autist
Mason Diaz
Well this isn't pasta.... YET
Brody White
oh I am straight, it was not my fault he raped my mouth and asshole. Just because I liked the taste of his sperm and his throbbing meat inside me does not make me gay. I have kids and lots of girlfriends.
> Everytime I’m over there, we fuck like rabbits > aunt loves showing off her body,and I love looking at her > She teaches me how to eat pussy, different positions, how to not cum so fast > My favorite is when I go over and she’s lying on the couch wearing nothing but heels > We don’t say anything and I immediately start fucking her > She sometimes gives speeches about how what we’re doing is good for the mind and the body > from 7th to 12th grade, my aunt is my sexual goddess > Learn so much from her, love her so much, love how much she loves being filled with cum > Still do it today when we’re around eachother, even though I have a girlfriend > Like I said, fucked me up, but I also loved it
You can ask if you have any questions. I'll stick around for a bit
Christian Price
Stale copypasta. Stfu and let us read. Also sage your stupid fucking rants BC no one cares.
Brody Edwards
gotta show some pic bro
Tyler Rodriguez
Yes. Moar pics.
Mason Hill
Did you put it in her ass
Eli Young
not doing that, i'm not an idiot
Ethan Gonzalez
learn how to sage if you are going to sage fuckpuppet
Aaron Thomas
You still fucking her after 14 years?
Elijah Rogers
Impressive pasta reservoir, user
Logan Ramirez
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you