Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Why don't you do that then

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Claiming best girl

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Claim

You backstabbing monster

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Still here

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Ah, looks like she's finally ready.
Sorry guys, gotta go.

Still here.

I have friends, a job and go out occasionally, so I don't need to quit shit :o.

That dick-sock-pantsu looks comfy af, I want one.

>she
>(X) Doubt

Chip, penny and used napkin don't count, bringing out the garbage isn't going out and shitposting isn't a job :o

I don't bring out the garbage, I jsut stockpile it and
>shitposting isn't a job
It is when you get paid for it :o

>a job
warum warst du dann schon um 12 am shitposten? oder zählt die uni als job nach deiner definition?

Getting an allowance from your mom isn't getting paid :o

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Is that blue-eyed silverd- I mean baby Taiga

>filename

>on phone

Fair enough. Not even close to a taiga though!

Ich hab Urlaub, lass mich in Frieden.
Und du lurkst 24/7 Job oder nicht.

You can have a career in viral marketing, literally getting paid for shitposting. Or you work for the CIA Meme department.

カラミチーマス

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More futa.

Less Shit.

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Still looks cuter than 80% of what you post

What would it taste like if I added a little bit of Pepsi to my coffee?

Now that sounds like the perfect job for me, where do I sign up?

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Hello Rem, how are you

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and 100% of yours :^)

Tried it once, not great.

bad

why are you so interested in pepsi? :o

Haibara-san only looks cute when she wants to, and cool all the time

I'm doing okay. You?

Great minds think alike?
I don't get out much so brand-name drinks are special.

Like slightly sweetened coffee, but with the feeling of really stale pepsi.

Your shitposting is not on a high enough level.You don't even switch your stance to always contradict the currently popular opinion.

Why are you so interested in what people are interested about, crook?

Manage to get some sleep?

he asked a question and I answered it
have you tried brand-name coffee? :o

Good to hear
I'm mostly fine too
Just to be sure, are you the texan rem-poster?

Well my coffee bean are eight o' clock so I guess.

You just don't know to value it. Plus I may be a shitposter, but I still have my values and morals!

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Took me a little bit, but yeah. Fortunately.

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i dont really know coffee brands since I don't drink it

have you tried ice cream floats with pepsi? :o

Cute photo of Mai ;')

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賢狼ホロはブラブラぶらぶらどろどろヒヒをかかぬ！
hihi! I made myself breakfast

I am willing to bet there's a version of that picture where she's not holding a Pepsi bottle...

Hence you'll never work for central intelligence. Pleb.

Yea I ain't be clicking that.

Have you tried not ruining your coffee? What's wrong with how it tastes pure?

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Who knows, who knows...

That's at least better than what I expected.

Isn't that quite late for breakfast now?

No, I don't usually put Pepsi in everything I drink.
I have drank pure black coffee since I was 9 years old give me a break.

There's not really any other Rem posters.

And yes. Don't ever think I told you I was in Texas.

but that's something it would make sense in -_-

what else do you drink?

It's okay Ai you can be my maid

Ah i see
You wouldn't even need to, I just know stuff

I like Coke more than Pepsi

Now how are you gonna ever afford me as a maid

most normal people do

who says you'd be paid?

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I have trouble sleeping If I don't drink chocolate milk before bed.

Yes, but it's my first meal of the day

The government's laws

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Oh Ai, they wouldn't know either

Fair enough. Are you going to record anything today?

I used to eat ramen and chocolate milk every day with my sister, good times

do you use the powder or syrup? :o
morning

as soon as I'm done munching on my salad

What's your favorite flavor of ramen :o

My dad prefers Pepsi.

Stay away you creep

I'll see you soon

How long do you usually play in a day?

>do you use the powder or syrup? :o
I don't know you'll have to ask my mom :o

Good thing you have no idea where I am

I grew up with shrimp, but I like chicken now

your dad is weird -_-
put her on the computer :o

I used to put the powder in chocolate cereal with chocolate milk, that was good stuff

I soon will

Stalking my posts are you?

>ramen and chocolate milk
That sounds... slightly disgusting.
Please don't say you added spice mix to it too...

I like creamy chicken :o
With a bit of hot sauce and an egg, its some good shit.

:o

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I don't put the chocolate milk in the ramen -_-

I added hot sauce and queso fresco to my ramen
I've never seen creamy chicken, just regular and roast chicken :o

How :o

Nah, I'm an oracle

:o


I think its a different brand of Ramen.
Roast chicken is also good.

Oh.. then it's cool.
I imagined you literally dropping hot ramen in a bowl of chocolate milk or some shit...


Is discord dead for anyone here as well?

Julia
claimed

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