You discover that you can shape-shift into any human form at will, no restrictions. What do you do with your new power?

You discover that you can shape-shift into any human form at will, no restrictions. What do you do with your new power?

Shape into a hot girl and fap for weeks

Become a hot girl
Become a high class prostitute
Become a hot guy
Just basically fuck and make money all the time

Quick question, does my DNA change as well while I shapeshift?

Jared Kushner...stick my dick in every hole of Ivanka

Yes. Your DNA changes.

I immediately develop 3-4 alternate identities, and set about establishing legal legitimacy for them. I set up one as a right-wing mouthpiece and attempt to get media appearances with blatantly faked credentials, set up another as a motivational speaker, a third as a geek girl vlogger... just see which one gets a good following. Make money. Let most of the identities peel off and vanish over time. Have fun.

Of course, being perpetually uncatchable, I'd also show up at public events for people I didn't like to murder their asses, then shapeshift into completely different forms to get away with the crowd.

>become Hitler
>Order all my followers to obtain money by any means
>order them to wire money into my bank account
>Tell them its for ww3
>turn back into myself years later
>Spend the rest of my days fucking fat white bitches

I'd become Hillary Clinton and appear at various places around midnight, making a complete fool out of myself before disappearing.

Become Chad, bang Stacies

Shapeshift as recently deceased celebrities.
Cause conspiracies

>I'd be a media whore blogger
Fuck off

You literally can do this, there's at least a dozen threads that will show you the way.

E/x/plain yourself.

A man with boobs or a mutilated dick is not a girl bro

>Turn into Donald Trump
>Videotape myself "rehearsing" for a speech
>"Get frustrated"
>Rant about niggers and kikes and how they should all be lined up and shot
>Rant about how poor-ass farmers don't have the brains to appreciate my plans and how they should be shot
>Rant about how the voter base are all a bunch of braindead wrestling fans, about how every member of the WWE should be shot
>Or raped, then shot
>Talk to someone offscreen (actual existence not needed) about possibility of buying a private island stocked with teenagers for after my tenure.
>No real answer
>Get frustrated, storm off camera
>Leak to press via VPN on a public connection
>Watch the shit fly
>Repeat for Pence, ranting about how "filthy heathens" that haven't accepted God need to be burned.
>Repeat for every single cabinet member and congressman until they catch on.

>guy wanting to transform into gal and get fucked instead of becoming someone that simply has access to a bank vault or something
god damn it Sup Forums

Are you talking about tulpas?

I'd transform into John Cena and commit crimes.

Turn yourself into Tupac. Even if your rhymes are mediocre, you'd sell ten million albums.

>shape shift into Donald Trump
>rape a bunch of women and men
>kill a couple people
????
PROFIT

Transform into each of the bosses I've hated and sexually harass (grope) the hot girls I used to work with. I get the groping, he gets the punishment. Two birds, one stone.

But then Real!Cena would call you out, and you'd have to fight him at Wrestlemania, and -

Oh. Well played.

become a little girl
suck some pedo dick
let them touch me inappropriately
take pictures
blackmail pedos
revert back to myself and live easily the rest of my life with a constant flow of income and all i have to do for it is be a little lewd.

Easy, I'll transform into Jimmy Hoffa and go have coffee in a cafe near his old neighborhood.

>Turn into Hilary Clinton
>Go to public event
>Turn into her true form: A lizard person
>Bite the head off of some random guy
>Escape in the chaos

>Rinse and repeat for other well known political figures
>Eventually the world is convinced the countries are in fact run by lizard people
>Witch hunt begins
>Laugh

it's weird how they haven't made an anime about this yet

>Figure out how to give said ability to all of my friends.
>Literally become the cast of El Goonish Shive
>PROFIT
Wait no scratch that last one
>SHENANIGANS
There we go.

>become prophet mohammed
>now able to have sex with children anywhere in the world

this , hahahaha

>Become hot female
>???
>Profit

Student loans paid off, wooooo

How are you going to convince people?
It isn't allowed to make pictures of him, so how do you know how he'd look like?

Nothing

make roberies and stuff and put it on another guys fault, or just get free stuff by impersonating as some superstar

There are various paintings of him, get the general look from there and then get an average of a whole bunch of sandniggers faces to make a perfect face and you'd be so perfect that they'd have to believe you're him.

buuuuut then you'd also have to learn their filthy language

Simple, I'd let a TV station film me. When people see I'm censored they know I'm Mohammed.

hot muscular woman with big lactating tits and a thick veiny cock, of course

> lol this

Hook up with all the hot slutty dykes I know.

>My boss is a woman
>Transform into her ideal man
>She falls deeply in love
>Fuck her all the time
>Get her pregnant
>Never transform into that guy again
>My company doesn't have paid maternity leave

Either give up job, or give up love child.

That's what the bitch gets for making me come into work on my day off.

turn into my crush's crush and fuck the shit outta my crush, obvs

That's silly, why not turn into your crush's crush and make sure to fuck over their chances thoroughly.

are you going to have a hard 8 years

You think he's going to be reelected?

>shape-shift into a celebrity
>sell nudes
>profit

live a normal life as the female version of myself

Become a widow maker basically. lol.

shape-shift into any human form at will with no restrictions obviously