I need advice on how to deal with someone I want to murder

I need advice on how to deal with someone I want to murder.

>be me, qt3.14 20-something
>have a shit stain family member
>27, still lives with grandpa
>never able to keep real job bc multiple felonies and bipolar
>also addicted to drug called Spice/K2/synthetic weed
>occasionally does heroin and any other drug he can get a hold of
>abuses grandfather mentally
>grandfather hides medicine from him and sleeps next to two guns
>won't kick him out
>rest of family does nothing but complains regularly

I'm past the point of empathy, I want this asshole dead or gone. I've considered buying heroin and giving him a heroic dose and maybe making it look like an overdose? I'm not strong enough to kick his ass, and he's been to prison so he knows how to fight. He's also extremely paranoid and has really good hearing. What would you do user?

All comments/advice welcome. Bumping bc really desperate.

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bump

damn, i don't know
the heroin method seems like a good one

>plz user

I just don't know where to buy it. Also I've never shot up so I'm unsure of how to hit the vein just right?

tits or gtfo

Get him heroin
Say you want to shoot up with him
Give him poisoned drug
He do drug then dies
Looks like drug death

Or just go with the OD plan but you'll need mad dosh for that

This

Drug him out and kill him when hes too high to react and say it was self defense to his drug rage

Didn't say I'm a girl. Could be a trap or femboy.

I feel like he'll want me to shoot up first since I've never done it, I could probably talk my way around it though. That's a good idea. I've also considered poisoning a drink.

Slice, dice, and post

Does anyone here have actual experience killing someone?

Would be great if I knew I wouldn't get caught, I'd finally know what it feels like to deliver some OC gore.

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Then get the fuck out.

No one help this mentally ill faggot.

Ether way you have a pussi that i want to see

give him heroin and poison it, even if the police investigates, they'll probably think its some fucked up shit from the dealer or something

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Yet despite all this he's managed not to kill anyone. If all it takes is one unruly family member to go off the rail, I'd say you're the one who needs to be put down. Now I'm not gonna believe your ugly ass is a qt anything unless you show some serious tits right this fucking instant.

*never been arrested for killing someone
He used to be gang affiliated with AB, I'm almost certain he's killed someone

1) poison relatives drugs. You can do this with a simple mixture of bleach combined with copper particles from penny's. It kills about an hour after getting in the blood stream
2) drag out body and cut him up with a knife
3) take photos far away from where you live
4) dump body
5) post here from library or work wifi

Since when does qt automatically mean girl? I would've just stuck with the question if I knew people would get hung up on that

This would be a good idea aside from the cutting up part. The point is to make it look accidental.

tell him you want to test heroine so he would say you the dealer adress .
later say you want to shoot up whith him and make him get a overdose

If i know druggers, being one myself, thet love getting noobs high. Just prepare 2 needles, ask him to shoot you up with needle one, clean, then tell him his needle is in another room.
Best case scenario, he dies and you get off free
Worst is he uses poisoned needle on you and you get off the ride for free and he gets life for murder

>call him/her/xer/they shit stain family member
>has bipolar disease
>addicted to ((((Spice)))))

you sure sound like a nice, smart person

Family member is a guy, faggot. Told you I'm past the point of giving a fuck if he lives, I don't care if that makes me a good or bad person.

>I don't care
clearly, a loving family member would try to help, not kill, but what do I know :^)

The are no bad or good people, just wrong or right actions

this tbh famalam

>he has commited crimes obviously he's murdered people!!!!!!!!

either a girl or a faggot, pick one

>be me, young and broke
>be me, constantly telling those capable of financially assisting to help
>be me, finally helping him get signed up for niggercare
>be him, finally getting Seroquel and REFUSING TO EVER TAKE IT
>be me, shit stain is not my problem. I have my own life, I'm just sick of him ruining the lives of those I care about.
>be me, at end of rope and posting on Sup Forums for help

Do you really think this was my first idea?

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Sounds like OP is a mega fag or a generic whinny tranny

Nope, I'm a straight male. Just posted qt3.14 because I knew more people would reply

If true, post your hands
Also nice dubs

>be you
>claim to not care about sick, troubled family member
>let's kill him
>because he is ((((abusing)))) people I care about
>who are still supporting him
>instead of telling those people to cut the alleged leech off of their support, he plans to kill him
>sure sounds not like you are jealous

>showcasing machiavellian behavior

keep going OP, you sure are getting my sympathies ;)

DON'T LEAVE US MURDER user
I STILL DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE CUTE OR NOT

I don't have my laptop with me and I can't remove the exit data on my phone

*exif

So you are gay

"Supporting" = enabling
Go back to Tumblr and let the big boys talk pussy

Auto correct, I know it's exif

triggered

This is me, shoe on head for proof

jesus christ, just off yourself

I will after I rid my family of shit stain first.

slip them a self made cellphone bomb, buy everything locally with cash & hide face from cameras

Fucking retard, Sup Forums removes exif data

>qt3.14
I was lied to.

Since when? It hasn't always been like that. Are you fucking with me?

don't shout at me, I just corrected

Inconclusive.

If there is no way to improve the kid, and he does not repent from his ways in 1 week from now, then do as follows:
>begin sending anonymous letters addresed to him, seal them with wax
>make sure that on the inside are warnings or incantations or curses that he can read, essentially creapypastas in the making with him as the protagonist that dies.
>If you do it well and he refuses to repent, begin phase 2
>when kid leaves for drugs, replace home phone (hopefully landline type) with wireless one that has wire.
>ensure wire is in view and cut
>call him
>"7 days" or something like that to convince him to turn from his ways soon
>begin "haunting the house" with elaborate contraptions and all sorts of psychological conditioning shit
>begin using classical conditioning to make him think of death whenever he hears a bell toll (like dropping dead crows from drones whenever he steps outside, accompany with striking of bells by hired actor or stranger, etc.)
>keep fucking with him psychologically for the remaining 7n days, make things worse with each passing day
>if he still refuses repentance then hire a hitman through TOR. Ensure hitman does it at the strike of the 12th bell toll

He deserves death if after all the warnings he does not repent. His heart would be too hard and therefore should be stopped.

No
Kill yourself

6/10
Would go out with

>kys
nice argument faggot

and if you dont talk your way around it then you will become him.
"He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become one" - Nietzsche

or he gets away scott free you retard.