Sharknado: The 4th Awakens

Are any of you going to watch it tonight?

She looks like the type who only dates brothas, but her boyfriend is white.

It's bad on purpose! Haha!

Nigger pls

will she be in a bikini the whole time?

Who dat?

The Sharknado movies fail on principle because they are ultimately, like all Asylum movies, meant to sell you on the cover art and title alone. The content of the film itself is not important to anyone included in the production.

The effects are not shitty because lack of budget, but because they don't care. The acting isn't awful because someone wrongly thought one of these kids would be the next DeNiro, but because they just hired anyone that showed up. The sets aren't small and reused because they can't afford better, but because they just want to wrap shooting so they can get it on the shelves as soon as possible.

They are not entertaining because they lack passion entirely. Even passion for the genre they claim to belong in. They are a product, written and produced by lazy fucks who can't wait for that normie cash. And the saddest thing is, with just a little effort or creativity, they could be fun, intelligent parodies.

Does anyone care at this point?

That joke isn't funny anymore

This is sad

She used to be cute and was worshipped by Sup Forums. Best cunny of all time.

I-I am... thanks for reminding me its tonight. Shame on you guys. We had such a fun thread while 3 was airing. People kept saying 4 would have to amp it up and take place in space and then that scene in 3 happened. Shit was blowing up here. I hope a few anons can make that happen again tonight. When is it op?

Naturally.

>used to be

Any pics of her arm hair?

>da man Sef will be in it

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>tfw you will most likely kill yourself before you see RyRy bots in your lifetime


It's just not fair bros

I'm sure the plot will be stirring and complex once again.

>tfw you will never stick it in RyRy

Yes?

She used to be cute.
Now she's hot.

wtf dirt beaches.

which hole?

u da man

I don't like how chubby her cheeks are,

>dat belly fat

wew... shes well past her expiration date...

They're called cheekbones, user.

Nah

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but there's no fat there

American confirmed.

>All this old RyRy
What the fuck is going on here. This is not the Sup Forums I fell in love with.

like her fine round naturals

Did you just mistake her shorts hanging low for "a belly"?

Every hole and "it" refers not only to my dick but to my tongue as well.

It's a brilliant business model though. Make hundreds of shit movies and thrive on the weirdo bux until you make a shit movie with mainstream appeal. Then sequel it to death for all the normie bux.

is smug ryry in sharknado 4?

WHY IS SHE LOOKING THAT WAY AT THE GUY SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND

what the fuck is wrong with her legs?

Nothing?

man she is gonna be a bag of rancid milk in a hundred years

When time passes, she will be older!

8 pm

Fucking
WEW
E
W

Begging for it.

>he's an ass guy

Can you imagine having access to this sweet sweet pussy for 3 years and counting in point of fact?

sauce?

Ryan used to be a jailbait goddess, now she's 18 and I don't care

Because you're a poser.

things only a pedo would say

fag

Plot twist, you're gay.

If all girls had hips and waists like that there would be no wars

or there we be only war, constantly, for the only recource worth posessing

The ultimate resource.

>>da man Sef will be in her
FTFY

would pay to watch Sef put his medium sized Armenian dick in her

cuck

is mark cuban in it ?

Why are jew girls such semen demons?

Watching pornography is normal, user.

Do people still care about these shitty meme movies?

Have you seen the thread? Nobody cares about the movie.

>no fun allowed

No, they're just pretending to post about how they're going to watch the film.

Do you have any other stupid questions?

her legs are FUCKING GARBAGE

Not really, no.

wrong

these people were actually paid money for this

>posting off angle shots
just admit it, her legs are shit.

Fuck off you weird person.

agreed but still not that serious desu

>moving the goalposts

that doesn't mean what you think it means. Her legs are still shit, you just posted a picture that doesn't really show her legs. It's like if you post a picture of a chick and i say she's fat and ugly and then you post another one of her using the fat angle. Same shit. Her legs are garbage, just admit it.

No, you just moved the goalposts.
>They bad >well OBVIOUSLY not in that particular pic, your cheating!

>first pic half her legs are covered in shadow
>second pic her legs still look like shit
that's not moving goalposts you fucking idiot.

This tread again?

What happen with the other one?

Why is there always some angry faggot yelling about how their toenails or elbows or whatever are bad?

Becuase it's a common fetish?

>equating toenails and elbows to legs
lol, how pathetic. face tits ass and legs, legitimate complaints can be made.

Damn right.
Sadly, also damn right.

you haven't even said a single reason they're "FUCKING GARBAGE"

Given "FUCKING GARBAGE" implies they're 2/10

Have mercy.

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reason: they look like garbage

>that yorkie
>that laptop
>that duvet
>that decor
>that attention whoring

What a basic bitch

Because he's a shitty troll you're giving too many (You)s to.

then they aren't shitty, now are they?

>they

IT'S STARTING!

WHO /HYPE/ HERE?

now?

i like the part where she was live streaming with some dudes and he read some name out loud and she said don't say that name and whispered in his ear why.
good times

No. They're only half way through the first one right now.

Danish tv airs it now.

fr
ive watched big ass spider and it feels like it is a shitty asylum movie, but its made with passion
and that makes it incredibly fun to watch unlike the sharknado movies

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>replying to yourself because no one else did

>not giving yourself (you)s