The lead role of the last movie you watched has been replaced with Melissa McCarthy

The lead role of the last movie you watched has been replaced with Melissa McCarthy.

How does it change?

Feminine version of Capote. Would be the same.

But the last movie I watched was Ghostbusters in theaters for the second time.

The Last Temptation of the Christ

Who exactly is the lead in Fellowship of the Ring?

Is she aged appropriately? If so, then...potential hilarity with "Back to the Future". No joke. You'd have to shift a few genders around, but otherwise funny stuff.

She is her current age and she acts like she does in every movie.

Would the delorian even be able to run with that whale in it?

Kaneda is too fat for the bike so Tetsuo rides away on it happily. Fin.

The one ring

>frodo slips in the prancing pony and melissa mcarthy ends up with frodos finger in her

I...I don't want to picture this

>Gandalf throws the envelope onto the fire
>end of movie

Eh, Beautiful Creatures was shit anyway...

Hateful Eight doesn't have a single lead... Unless she takes Sam Jackson's place.

Knock knock

The crews food budget rises exponentionally.

>Big Black Dingus gets replaced by Fat Floppy Vagina

>Fat Lady autistically rocks out to Metallica and shorts the housing bond market.

I'd watch it.

I just had the original Ghostbusters playing so you can imagine exactly how that would go

Reign of fire. Not a lot changes.

Hardcore Henry…

>Cronenberg's Dead Ringers

oh dear god

I still say there's potential there.

Britfag?

Nerve. Replace Emma Roberts with Melissa. Probably would have died during that ladder stunt

I didn't think The Room could get a worse lead actor. I was wrong

Dheepan. Meliassa McCarthy as a Tamil soldier/refugee in France. Would be hilarious especially if she tries to speak Tamil.

Oh shit, I just remembered the scene in which she would pray to Ganesha (some Indian elephant god) would kill me.

Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise

I just watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and now I'm terrified they'll do some bullshit remake of that classic

They would do the exact same shit except they would be collecting prominent female figures to prove their misogonistic teacher wrong.

Also every male in the movie is either a jackass or an idiot and the future utopia is instead a society run by all women. And instead of being because they made radical music it'll be from their bullshit report only.

Also queef and dick jokes.

>Hardcore Henry

The studio would turn the camera around

Blue balled guy waits for a year inside a dream just to cuck mccarthy's possible husband.

american ultra, i wish it starred melissa mccarthy that would have been one hell of a movie.
a word of advice never watch a jesse eisenberg movie at double speed to finish it sooner it makes him 10 times more annoying

She's popular because she appeals to the single mother demographic, a consumer base with nothing but time on their hands and an obsession with escaping their actual life.

even if they remade BaTEA Mellisa McCarthy would never fit into a phone box.

Star Trek The Undiscovered Country
That peace treaty would be fucked

Animal House would have forever been ruined

>last theater movie would have been Warcraft

Green Room
I turn it off.

>the revenant

i switch it off after 5 mins instead of 20

>Mellisa McCarthy would never fit into a phone box.

Fuck that made me laugh.

It's 100% true too, they have to use a bus or do some bullshit with a smartphone and just fuck the concept of being inside the time machine

>Texas Chainsaw Massacre
30 minutes spending with Leatherface trying to saw her in half

Battle of Algiers

too many slapshots for me

>The Black Gestapo
I can't even imagine.

>dawn of the dead Snyder masterpiece edition
She doesn't fit out the bathroom window and gets torn apart. Cop meets other group same as before and they go to the mall. Cop gets bitten in fountain. CJ and other guards blow them all away in elevator with no woman to talk them down. Cj and guards live comfy mall lifestyle until zombies break in because no one suggested reinforcing anything

She's popular for the same reason Adam Sandler and Tyler Perry are popular. Lowest common denominator for women like the others are for white trash and blacks

10 Cloverfield Lane

>Libyans show up to kill doc
>chase martycarthy
>can't get up to 88 mph due to weight
>gets gunned down
I'd watch it

Fortress 2: Re-Entry

I guess she's playing the fortress.

OOPS MY FART ALMOST SET OFF THE BOMB, THANKS A LOT CHIPOTLE

Black Mass

It would be worse

i don't know what your talking about but I wanna fuck her

Batman sure let himself go.

>Das Boot
Well, the submarine will stay on the bottom of the sea forever. The movie would also suck now.

Journey to Italy. Fuck that

>the good, the bad, and the ugly

those poor horses....

Billy Elliot played by 45-year old overweight woman?
One ticket please.

kekd hard

Secret life of Walter mitty. Idk how I feel about it.

Oh god, her in harry potter 6 would be fucking atrocious.

>Conan the Barbarian
MELISSA, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

>10 cloverfield lane

No way she's fitting through those air vents.

>Strangers on a Train
She couldn't be a Tennis player or by any means have class.

>now you see me 2

OH FUCK

Strike Commando

Just imagine her holding that dead Disney kid and going "JAKUDAAAAA!"

MY VAGINA

>The Grizzly Man

The bear wouldn't have to eat Amy.

Straight people are disgusting

>Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
>Mcfatty as Laura Palmer
Things just got a lot less sexy

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MORE IDEAS

I wonder if she shaves her vag? Imagine how fat and puffy it's gotta be. Thinking of her fat pussy makes my mouth water. I just wanna pull her panties off get on my knees and make love to her fat beaver all night. I'll bet it's delicious and she squirts like a fire hydrant

>Batman: the Killing Joke

her career has been good preparation

>Excalibur
Mcfarty blood sugar level drop after removing the excalibur. She tripped and fell onto excalibur, impaling herself. Merlin proclaimed that whoever lifted the sword from the ever throbbing gut shall become king

I feel like CJ and the others wouldn't have actually shot them either way, female diplomacy (tits) or not. Good visualizin' tho.

I just watched casino, omg this would be horrible

I watched Independence Day 2 the other day, she's punching Aliens and falling all over the place. Jeff Goldblum can barely contain his disgust.

So Melissa McCarthy confirmed for supersizegirl?

>Scott Pilgrim vs The World
>Melissa McCarthy as Ramona Flowers

just end my life senpai

>Fat american woman shoots up heroin with Scottish junkies
Sounds pretty funny

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

>sicario
She would've gotten stuck in the doorway during the first scene.

Watched AI last night

There would have been an elongated, comedic helicopter hijacking scene

>last movie I watched was Steak (R)evolution
You tell me.

Just got back from Jason Bourne...

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I can't imagine her fighting Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It defies imagination.

wtf

Melissa McCarthy starring as everyone's favorite merc with a mouth, Deadpool.

would torrent