The OFFICIAL Sup Forums patrician opinions list. They cannot be argued against or else you expose yourself as a full pleb. Only TRUE cinematic patricians may add onto this list.
Let us begin:
- Plot is for babies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so - Star Wars is for 5 year olds - Stanley Kubrick is a slight step above pleb but nowhere near patrician - Genre films are trash and are to be treated as such - Christopher Nolan is pleb tier director; none of his work reaches film status and often time delves into flick tier - European Cinema is objectively better than other any cinema - Women cannot truly enjoy a film properly - Book adaptations are pleb trash fit for only the unoriginal - Steven Spielberg is intro to pleb tier; no argument can be made against this - Animation is for children; kill yourself if you enjoy any of the sort and you are older than 10 - CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth - Dialog is for babbies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so - Naturalism is best style; everything else is commercial shit that are dated before they even leave the editing room. The first film that will be shown to patrician extraterrestrials will be from the realism school - Remakes and sequels are cancer; no exceptions
Again, only TRUE cinephiles can add onto this list accordingly.
all of the following directors are absolute pleb shit: Scorsese, Hitchcock, Bresson, Fellini, Tarkovsky, Coppola, Kurosawa, Bergman, Ford, Polanski, Antonioni, Chaplin, Keaton, Wilder, Truffaut, Godard, Lang, Anotnioni, Eisenstein, Griffith, Herzog, Murnau, Renoir, Vigo, Sternberg, Stroheim, Welles, Ozu
Gabriel Cooper
Sorry, forgot Kubrick
Cameron Lopez
- Genre films are trash and are to be treated as such - European Cinema is objectively better than other any cinema - Animation is for children; kill yourself if you enjoy any of the sort and you are older than 10 - CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth - Naturalism is best style; everything else is commercial shit that are dated before they even leave the editing room. The first film that will be shown to patrician extraterrestrials will be from the realism school
OP you just outed yourself as a pleb, this is all things plebs say, the other stuff is correct though
Gavin Cook
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dominic Rodriguez
How come you "patricians" always tell us what's shit, but it's never about what's good? It's about about "don't watch this" instead of encouraging us to watch good films.
Robert Sanchez
>Euro pleuds will never realize Zack BTFO'd them by turning what they despise into pure Kino
Liam Butler
Had me up until you said "animation is for children" Sorry, OP
Chase Hughes
>things plebs say Sure
>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!'' >People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists >People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste >People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste >People with most movies on list made in last 20 years >People who have no foreign language movies listed >People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn,Snyder on their list >People who have any comic book movie listed
Carter Phillips
fuck off
Oliver Flores
Son, dialogue and plot/character development are just as important in making a good film as the cinematography. What, are you going to say acting doesn't matter either because it's "a visual medium, to be used as so"?
All elements are important in filmmaking. Having any one element be above-average is enough to make a movie enjoyable. However, true god-tier films excel in all areas.
Bentley Brown
>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
yeah, that's pleb af
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
oh, fuck off now
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
nobody does that
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
no idea
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
P L E B L E B
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
pley
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn, Snyder on their list
KUBRICK?!
>People who have any comic book movie listed
pleb, again
I know this is pasta, but what's your problem with Kubrick and Citizen Kane? Do you seriously think that The Searchers for example is pleb?
Gabriel Sullivan
this 'MUH VISUAL MEDIUM' bullshit is why Refn has a fucking job
Ryder James
>Animation is for children; kill yourself if you enjoy any of the sort and you are older than 10
Watership Down?
Nathan Hall
Antonioni AND Anotnioni? Jesus,who's left?
Isaac Evans
Now list patrician tier directors.
Michael Flores
>Had me up until That is why it's the Sup Forums kino club
You are not Sup Forums you mo/v/ie buff
Connor Wilson
Snyder as well.
Jordan Reyes
user, NO 'ITT'
Joshua Jones
I like this kino meme, rolls off the tongue well and makes some funny threads Now this, is autism. First off with all this you might as well call it The Tool Club Secondly no one deserves to be in The Kino Club until you made your own kino, no objections. So fuck off faggot
Owen Rogers
You'll always be a pathetic pleb if you don't explore Cinema on your own. Hell, you won't even be able to understand most real films since your "eyes" are shit and you don't have the acquired taste to appreciate them. You'll watch one, get confused, say it is "hipster garbage" and then you'll cry on Sup Forums. For instance , do you seriously believe that someone like you can understand the depth of picture related? Don't make me laugh. Plebs don't even know what a fucking film festival is, spoonfeeding your kind is beyond retarded.
Thomas Thomas
>2013 movie in a kino thread Commit suicide swine
Robert Ramirez
AHAHAHAAH, high quality bait, mate
Tyler Johnson
Fucking plebbit nigger posting garbage in MY thread This is true kino: youtu.be/Yt3nDgnC7M8 If you can not understand it, fuck off to capeshit threads and rot there
Ryan Gonzalez
Kino coming through
Kayden Evans
Robert Aldrich Kenneth Anger Tex Avery Bruce Baillie Budd Boetticher Frank Borzage Stan Brakhage Robert Breer Robert Bresson Kyle Canterbury Claude Chabrol Jack Chambers Chen Kaige Robert Clampett Larry Cohen Bruce Conner Joseph Cornell George Cukor Gail Currey Andre de Toth Alexander Dovzhenko Carl Dreyer Robert Edelstein Blake Edwards Sergei Eisenstein Jean Epstein Louis Feuillade Robert Flaherty John Ford Hollis Frampton Georges Franju Samuel Fuller Ernie Gehr D. W. Griffith Marcel Hanoun Howard Hawks Monte Hellman Jerome Hill Alfred Hitchcock Hou Hsiao-hsien Joris Ivens Ken Jacobs Chuck Jones Larry Jordan Buster Keaton Ernie Kovacs Peter Kubelka George Landow [a.k.a. Owen Land] Fritz Lang Jerry Lewis Joseph H. Lewis Arthur Lipsett Louis Lumière Leo McCarey Christopher Maclaine Joseph L. Mankiewicz Anthony Mann Michael Mann Chris Marker Gregory J. Markopoulos Jonas Mekas Georges Méliès Vincente Minnelli Kenji Mizoguchi Robert Mulligan F. W. Murnau Mikio Naruse Manoel de Oliveira Pat O'Neill Max Ophuls Gerd Oswald Sidney Peterson Abraham Polonsky Otto Preminger Yvonne Rainer Nicholas Ray Ron Rice Leni Riefenstahl Jacques Rivette Roberto Rossellini Jean Rouch Hiroshi Shimizu Douglas Sirk Harry Smith Jack Smith Michael Snow Alexander Sokurov Warren Sonbert John M. Stahl Straub/Huillet Bela Tarr Frank Tashlin Jacques Tati Johnnie To Jacques Tourneur Luis Trenker Edgar G. Ulmer King Vidor Jean Vigo Josef von Sternberg Erich von Stroheim Raoul Walsh Andy Warhol Joyce Wieland Orson Welles Chris Welsby Paul Wendkos Edward Yang
Lucas Brown
alright, lets discuss Captain America: Civil War. the height of capekino
Liam Campbell
Chris Nolan Peter Berg Michael Bay George Lucas Roland Emmerich
Ian Walker
"Literally who" the list
Andrew Allen
>i like it only when it panders to my low IQ pleb sensibility and not the real patrician way
Benjamin Flores
Have you seen Zhangke's venice 70 future reloaded short? Purest ChinKino.
That scene in TOS where the dude beats her with the wad of cash. Amazing.
Ayden Brown
Nice copy pasta. Why didn't you post a link instead of making this hideous text wall?
Christopher Adams
this is not me, guys was just a joke
Aaron Watson
You have the same directors in both lists, check mate, your point is invalid and discarded. /thread
Luke Johnson
see
Xavier Long
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Isaiah Howard
>naturalism and realism are best kino >Ozu is shit tier
OP confirmed for contrarian piece of human garbage
Ethan Bennett
This is a meme thread like 99% of Sup Forums threads.
Samuel Watson
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Justin Rivera
why cant women properly enjoy a film?
Michael Price
Women can't enjoy properly any art, they only use it as a social tool.
Leo Thomas
Marguerite Duras, Akerman, Deren, Ramsay?
Carter Miller
>threads 404ing in 30 minutes without anyone even spamming now alright, /kino/ how do we save Sup Forums
Owen Diaz
Question for the true conisouers of film. Why did the sour man have to decide if he could have a few sour skittles?
