/Easter/

How many Easter eggs have you bought so far this year and how many do you plan on buying?

What's your favourite Easter egg?

*Deep grumbling and moaning while the most evil and disgusting spirits fester in the catacombs of her bowels, far down to the core of her soul where the most repulsive and pungent demons dwell, a portal opens very briefly and they escape into the outside world to punish and terrorize the nostrils of men*

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFPFF* Teehee, oopsie.

>buying easter eggs

Do Kinderfags really do this? We hardboil real eggs and paint them.

What are you talking about?

Cease your war on Easter right this instant!

>He doesn't buy easter eggs and eat them.
Holy shit!!

Why are Ukrainians so much better than everyone at decorating Easter eggs?

Looks tribal

Being this butthurt that you can't own kinder

>real eggs
hahahahahahhaa

She weighs 100 kg.
t. Snapchat
Without the spanx and shit to pack together the fat she is a huge bag of lard with cellulite. Thats why she does the most weird angles when taking pics or masturbating.
I'll eat an entire bag. I ate 4 so far. And I'll eat a choco bunny as well.

Btw choco easter eggs > stupid chicken eggs ewwww

You boil eggs
You decorate the boiled eggs

You guys are freaking me out here, it's the first image in the Wikipedia article for easter egg, don't act like it's obscure

what's an easter?

This is generic Russian Easter eggs. I think they exist in other Slavic countries too.

>You guys are freaking me out here
Fucking this.

easter?

Indeed.

bottom line second left is me

unable to purchase certain festive treats?

I recall exploring my yard/house in search for chocolate eggs. I think maybe I did the painting thing in kindergarten/reception? Maybe not.

>buys mass-produced commodities instead of making your own
>denigrates actual tradition and culture as "tribal"
>accuses the countries that actually do have a real Easter tradition that doesn't involve going to the store and buying a brand name of not celebrating the holiday

I see, so having culture is only for children in Australia. Adulthood is consumerism and materialism.

more like egg hunting something valuable (AKA shit you can eat after)

upset at a lack of festivities perhaps?

Why dint Americans celebrate easter eggs?

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