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hi

Any good bands similar to DIO era Rainbow

Reminder that glam is not metal and does not belong on /meal/.

feed me more charts

preferably not from the wiki

thank you in at vance

Axel Rudi Pell is basically a Blackmore clone that takes most of his shit from Dio-era Rainbow.

best one I have

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could do with genre labels

reminder that slaughter of the soul is not death metal

Here's an NSBM chart.

why the fuck is Graveland on there

I moved to Gothenburg because of melodeath.
How retarded am I?

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Presumably because they've been associated with the NSBM scene for a long time, rightfully or not, personally I don't think they belong there, but i didn't make the chart.

You bois like Symphony X? Any bands similar to them?

Royal Hunt, though they're more keyboard-y than Symphony X.

There is literally nothing wrong with most of these albums.

Kamelot is the only symphonic metal band you need

No need to listen to anyone else

Isn't there singing on Jesu though?

Have you been /culturallyenriched/ yet

That's the meme

didnt make the chart my man

Epica is good too

>le sweden meme

There's like 10 good ones if you're really generous

since youre not denying it ill take that as a yes

I see 14 good albums

>Epicardiectomy
Does anybody unironically like slam?
I fucking love it, but it's so fucking draped in irony I don't know what to think of it. Also I can't for the life of me remember the names of bands I like, much less the names of albums.

Just look at this: youtube.com/watch?v=2M6SWafRBhQ

t. Tariq Abdullah

top 10 death metal albums go

can't be a meme if it's true
fuck off mohammed

Slam for the most part is utter fucking garbage
though I can appreciate Brutal Death with a good mix of riffs and slams

I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.

It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.

Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.

Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*

Scream Bloody Gore x10

Go to bed, grandpa

How is Lugburz cold? Or Welcome My Last Chapter for that matter. Tell me true, were they included because of the black and white cover and the "Vinter" in the band's name alone?

Morbid Visions x10

this and slipknot

Yeah, it's gothemburg

Lugburz isn't, but Vinterland obviously is.

Best slam album coming through

youtube.com/watch?v=aqekEI_2Qmc

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Melvins coming in September

crossing my fingers for /double drummer/

Memes aside I'm excited for this

>a few arab cunts create a shitshow a couple times every month
>LMAO SWEDEN IS SO KEKED THEY'RE TAKING ALL YOUR WOMEN YOU SPINELESS LOSERS
>America, Britain, Germany and France are all like 70% white at best and have Islamic terrorist attacks, mass shooters and nigger violence on a weekly basis
>Is considered the last bastions of Western civilization and great places to raise a family
>mfw

never had a problem with an immigrant, and kebab is delicious

T H I S
lost brain cells while reading this

is this new Ayreon project any good? I liked arjen's latest album.

>America
>70% white
We're 62% at best, and keep in mind our government classifies north africans as white.

Dying Benis - Wrong Spurdo To Fug Wid :-DDDD

Didn't Malmsteen immigrate to Miami 25 years ago, though? Probably not the best example to use.

He also kidnapped a hooker and had an armed standoff with SWAT

based

Yeah, guy's a legit fucking psycho. Jeff Scott Soto laughing and saying him getting abused as a kid explaining some of his behaviour probably isn't actually too far off the truth.

Dying Vektor - Wrong Terminal to Redux With

haha nice

Don't give in to the memes, stupid.
Listening to the single rn, pretty generic but I've heard much worse.

Metal that has a lovecraftian sound and feel?
Kind of like Altars of Madness.

dyibg Appolyn - wrong one to cuck with :DDDDDD

Whats with the new logo?

>impact font
Being a self-aware memelord is so fucking cringe

mid life crisis

Do you guys like math metal/mathcore?

No, so fuck off

I like Converge and Botch.

>new logo

Speak for yourself

There's some good stuff.

I don't have to faggot, that shit isn't even metal

t. glamvestite

You bet

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Powered Glam rules!
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same

old nd gay

Cross your fingers for some /houdini/

just search it on the archives

b8

gay

Seeing Hammerfall and delain, what should i expect /meal/?

Why I like this kind of nu-proge shit I'll never know

>Ayreon
>muh 2deep4shit quoting from philosophers and books

Arjen doesn't even read books

>that hair size
How big can glam hair get?

Hey /meal/, what's the most gay metal genre?

awesomeness? though I'm not really sure about the direction delain has taken lately

See OP

atmo-sludge

>he doesn't know

Glam

hipster bm is mad suspect

>an actual black guy in /metal/

What is everyones favourite god awful metal trend? Rank them
>80s Glam
>90s Groove
>Late 90s to early 2000s nu metal
>mid to late 2000s crabcore
>2010s Post-Black

glam
nu-metal
proge

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1. Crabcore
2. Groove
3. Nu-metal
4. Glam and hipster bm are tied

Name a better bromance in metal
pro-tip: you can't

>crabcore
What?

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hai guys

I've heard of growing out of metal... but is it possible to grow into it (I'm sure this get's asked a lot around here though)?

also, do I HAVE to know how to shred to be a worthy metal connoisseur?