This is Jonathan
He is still in high school
He is fapping to his crush (who works ar subway)
His family consist of Mom, Dad, Little Sister.
Dubs, trips, etc. makes him do shit
No this isnt me my dad died and i dont have a sister
This is Jonathan
He is still in high school
He is fapping to his crush (who works ar subway)
His family consist of Mom, Dad, Little Sister.
Dubs, trips, etc. makes him do shit
No this isnt me my dad died and i dont have a sister
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Stop fapping
It will take too long for dubs and trips, make it 0's that make him do things
NUT
Ok
do dubs still count tho?
because
Study in a focused manner, totally impervious to distractions.
>go to sisters room
>Nut on her
>he kills his parents and rapes his sister while thinking about his crush
I have a very fucked up mind
The fapping dies down
winrar
roll
Does this still count?
>he leaves his home to joun some italian crime family
Roll nigger
no sadly
plays 4chain on hes computor
Rewoll
Kill that mouse
>goes on Sup Forums
>enters a Jonathan thread
Sticks his dick in a roll of tape, it engorges and gets stuck in the roll.
>he waits until his parents leaves
>goes into sister's room
>rape her
>nut in her
Roll
Goes on Sup Forums, posts a trap thread, and continues fapping
he goes on Sup Forums and sees this thread
Go to your sisters room and strip her down
WINRAR
Ayo
roll
cool
Winnar winnar chicken dinnar
>takes a shit on his hand
>beat off again with shit on hand
Roll now you ass wipe
Double dubs commends it.
He goes to his job at subway and flirts with his crush, but keeps stuttering do to his crippling anxiety.
>tapedick returns.
Does anyone have the screencap of that thread?
Buncha winners OP. hurry up.
get gets on all fours and brually murders the mouse still aroused
or should i say his knees
hottt
Goes outside and shoot a black man
roll
>I have a very fucked up mind
wow your bedroom must be literally COVERED in Slipknot posters. You freak me out man..
Saws off his dads head, sticks on pike in living room and slaps collars on mom and sister and nuts on them to make him sex slaves for him because he is now the alpha male in his home after killing his father.
masturbates using the mouse's corpse
ok just wait a bit
>Ties noose around light fixture and hangs himseld
reroll
edgy,edgy winrar
Seeet, thanks op
I cut myself with high lighters
0's count too dickhead. no need to reroll.
He listens to Linkin Park in his room while cutting himself
Reroll
>one off
One more reroll
never ever saw any thread using dubs within the reply and not just edning numbers
he masturbaits again lol
Only one thing to do now
Insert mangled mouse corpse into anus
go jerk off to porn vids that have a girl in them that kinda resemble the girl he likes
he posts on Sup Forums with his swastika pc.
Bust a nut in his crush and she's now preggers
Steal sisters clothes and get on omegle while wearing them
dubs confirms it.
Get to it OP
here HE HAS A ROCKED HARD COCK INSERTED SEX TOYS IN THEM KILLED HIS DAD AND STUFFED A RAT IN HIS ASSS he also stole some money
do some other shit
or train slaves
Ends his life.
take daddies gun, go to subway, rape crush ez
beat his mom to death with his dick
reroll
Winnar
He creates a stort thread where other posters can decide the actions of Matthew.
Matthew is still in highschool
Matthew is fapping to his chrush (who works at McDonald's)
His family consist of Mom, Dad, Little Brother
Dubs, trips, etc. makes him do shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEERollll
dubs confirm the confirmed OP.
Get to it.
reroll
ok
Reroll
Give me quads you shitty chinese webpage
Fuck this gay earth
Contemplate life.
He busts a nut in his little sisters pussy
roll
Last attempt
He realizes that he is a giant piece of shit for having a swastika. He removes the hated symbol.
Break the 4th wall.
zeros count too
He creates a stort thread where other posters can decide the actions of Matthew.
Matthew is still in highschool
Matthew is fapping to his chrush (who works at McDonald's)
His family consist of Mom, Dad, Little Brother
OP here did the thread die?
Open the door, get on the floor