/nfl/ general - DETROIT LOINS edition

MIA: Dolphins waive Culliver; Pouncey not expected
PIT: Steelers' Heyward, Wheaton to IR; Dupree active
WAS: Redskins coach Jay Gruden: Schedule-makers did us no favors
BAL: Ravens don't consider Dak Prescott a rookie quarterback anymore
LAR: Rams' Quinn: Dehydration caused health scare
SFO: Kaepernick reveals 'Million Dollar Pledge' details
MIA: Dolphins center Pouncey doubtful against Rams
GB: Joe Thomas Jr.'s dad expects to play in D-I game
DET: LB DeAndre Levy upgraded to doubtful vs. Jaguars
SFO: 49ers cut WR Martin; re-sign P Schmidt
CLE: Top Kek

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Chiefs

Lions

Cowboys

Is he elite?

>that raven headline
What does that mean?

Fuck you Tate.
I hope caldwell burns your team to the ground.

Your team sucks.

Never talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

Absolutey

Go Raiders!

Arriba Arriba Andale Andale

i see underboobage, please delete your picture

Who fucking knows

liek u would kno wut a boob looks liek u virgin

shut up

>GB: Joe Thomas Jr.'s dad expects to play in D-I game

youtube.com/watch?v=zrE39UWL8kY

Living the dream. What's your excuse Sup Forums?

is it /ouryear/ lads?

reminder

There were literal armchair GMs droning on at the end of the last thread about how "retarded" the Cowboy's front office is for picking up Zeke in the first round this past draft. How fucking arrogant. Zeke has a legit shot at MVP with another couple games like he had @Pittsburgh last week. And what's more is when it comes time to pay the man I bet ANYTHING Dallas let's him walk like they did Murray.

but, they were retarded to take Zeke in the first round. they could have spent the pick on their defense, which is sorely in need. any RB taken in the 3rd or 4th round would look amazing behind Dallas' ELITE offensive line

Morris doesn't look amazing. I agree that they could make any running back "serviceable" just like they (and Zeke) are making Dak look good. I don't think any defensive player would have made as big an impact as Zeke has on the team. Without Zeke they lose that's Pittsburgh game by 2 scores and certainly arent not 8-1 on the year.

Double negative there was an accident before I'm spammed with (you)s ^

morris is old

Do you feel it?

Don't listen to them man the Cowboys taking Zeke was a great pick. Can't believe how many people shat on them after the draft I called them having the best draft in the league as soon as the 3rd day ended and that was with thinking Dak wouldn't be anything special

It's never been further from your year.

It hasn't caught up with them yet, but Dallas has the 25th rated pass defense this year and that last Pittsburgh TD drive was evidence of that. They passed up on Jalen Ramsey, who has helped Jacksonville go from 31st in pass D last year to 13th this year.

I was a qb once, then I took a Lawrence Taylor to the knee

Last night, I had a dream of the Colts winning Super Bowl 51. The headline on the front page was titled 'Luck'.

What do I do?

Keep dreamin'

Grow out your neckbeard.

Ayyo you nerds ready for JAX to get BTFO

FIRST IN THE NFC NORTH

>Viqueens
>lady boy rodgers

>oline ded again

...

>he didn't play football in high school
>his team didn't win state/make a deep playoff run

explain yourselves, /nfl/

I wasn't into sports in HS and I got bad grades.

...

I was a scrawny unathletic nerd
I played tennis but I sucked

I was the kicker in JV before I broke my leg and it got fucked forever. I still walk with a limp. We went 2-8 on the season.

>mfw all niner fans jumped ship to the Raiders

WTF, I hate Joe Thomas now!

wtf I love Embiid now!

We were a D2 school stuck in a conference with D1 schools.

25th in pass defense in what areas?

Just a reminder the Cowboys have played and shut down some of the best passing teams and best QB/WR duos in the league this year.

if he's not fired, we riot

If it's not fried, we riot.

RIP

based lions first place

per DVOA

>mfw there are only 3 elite quarterbacks in the NFL today

Oh shit is Goff really playing tomorrow? I hope he gets picked off in his first throw lmao

why?

Dakplz

Show mom nudes now

Hey, Jameis!

Terrelle Pryor is elite. You're all only seeing the beginning.

Deal with it, faggots

>D3 school
>sprinter in indoor and outdoor track
>55m, 110m indoor
>100m, 200m, 4x100 and 4x400m outdoor
our relays were so based, we won D3 twice in my four years in the 4x100 and three times in the 4x400. I didn't have explosive speed to get a great start, but I handed everyone a new ass down the stretch. I was the anchor on the 4x100 and #2 guy on the 4x400.

Side note–a girl from my school still holds the state records for girls' outdoor sprints after 5 years I think
>inb4 >wimmin sports

He'll be winning Superbowls with the Cowboys in a few years

nice blog, but no one cares this much about you

shut up, Case

how versatile is he?
can he play tightend or in the slot well?

and no one cares about you at all, not even your dad

my dad died in WWII you jerk
your dads probably a nu-male who cant even hunt let alone put his life on the line to protect freedom

A-are you 60 years old?

he didn't, he isn't, and has, many times

as a rule of thumb I dont give my age as it might be used to hack me

nice damage control kiddo

>Wentz and Goff's moms

would you?

at least I'm not an overage b&

>mfw the stillers either get a win or a coaching change tomorrow
Gonna be a good day

Joe Thomas has always been a grumpy old man. Even as a rookie he was kind of a dick.
Cleveland will do that to you.

Absolutely. Yes and yes.

you now remember that the cowboys have NEVER beaten the ravens in their entire franchise history

Whenever I hear obscure stats like that, the next game is usually the one where the opposite happens.

So, I expect the Cowboys to win tomorrow just because I heard that little tidbit and I'm not even a Cowboys faggot.

How badly are the Toxins going to get their asses kicked on Monday?

>t. cynical Toxinsfag

yeah i may have just ruined it. Ive seen "Flacco hasn't thrown a pick in X attempts" followed immediately by a pick, and "Flacco hasn't thrown a TD in 140 attempts" immediately preceding a TD throw. we'll see though, should be a hell of a game

Texans fans will probably lose the will to watch football after monday night

mfw bill about to ax sheard

That's happened to me a few times this year already. Texans offense couldn't do squat and once the Broncos offense got going, it was just plain depressing. That, coupled with the humiliation of taking Brock from the Broncos over the offseason and have it work out even worse than I expected (I though Brock would be average at best and somewhat poor at worst, but he turned out to be god awful) made it absolutely unbearable.

mfw the steelers actually lose tomorrow

will there be riots in pittsburgh?

Doesn't DVOA also think that the Iggles are the best team in the NFL?

TYBC

Could you please stop posting this white supremacist symbol?

How badly are the Puckers going to get their asses kicked on Sunday?

>t. cynical Puckersfag

about 3-50

mfw *smacks lips* loses his job

>t. cynical Puckersfag

Fuck off my turf, bitch.

>snek

you're right, I'm more realistic than cynical

28-31 loss
will be a fun game but I've already steeled myself to this season going down the drain for the sake of needed change

Go Hawks.

It's probably overrating them a bit, but the Eagles are 3rd in point differential so you could argue having them lower than 5th is just as bad.

McCarthy is one of the best coaches in football [desu] deserves an extension :y

Cheaters

Why were there no football players in the opening scene of saving private Ryan?

Because they were white

>posting the smiley face with the sweet jeff mouth

>it's a captcha asks you to solve calle and chemin episode

what the fuck is the botnet trying to accomplish?

There's this thing called chekhov's gun, where if there is no reason for something to be in the movie, it shouldn't be there.
The NFL was nowhere near as popular as today back in the 40s so there would be no sense in bringing it up as it is not relevant to the time period the movie is covering.

Why even ask this question anyways?

trips and the packers win the SB over the raiders

7 and Rodgers wins a SB as a Raider over the packers

5 and you cease this senseless get posting

Thank you

>Trucy

Who?

mere coincidence goy

fug!...
I was gonna say something cool too...

hmm...

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