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cara edition

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Sweden
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youtube.com/watch?v=YSANgjen0pE
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dara

Anime

do you go for

a) high (You) count per thread

or

b) smaller (You) count concentrated on a small number of high (You)'d posts?

cara

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Lads, this is fucking mental but I was in Westminster today and was literally there as it happened. Only just managed to get on Sup Forums

Proper unlucky timing as I'm dong a grad scheme at the moment, so I only started in Westminster this week. Westminster has been the safest I've ever felt anywhere in London, so I'm actually in shock over this.

Horrible scene though, don't think I'll ever be able to forget this. I heard the commotion before I saw it, loads of people screaming behind me and a couple of dull thuds. Looking back it's so fucked to think that that was probably the sound of the first people being hit.

Didn't even react to it at first really, cause what are you meant to do when you hear a bunch of people screaming? Fuck, sorry, just typing this out as I think and it's really getting to me. Anyway people keep screaming so I look back kinda casually and immediately I see what's going on. This car is fucking careering down the pedestrian section of the bridge and everyone's scattering out the way as best they can. I swear I saw someone jump the railing. Fucking horrible. Wasn't for a few seconds that I even realised the car was heading right at me. I've only ever seen recordings of shit like this before, didn't even think to get out of the way. The car was absolutely hurtling down the pavement though and I realised if I stood still any longer I would be dead. At the same time though, I heard a crack which must've been gunfire, cause suddenly the car swerved erratically. I went to dive out of the way, but I mistimed it. I managed to get my torso out of the way, but the bonnet of the car hurtled directly into my lower half, the vehicle pinning my groin to the railing and thus totally obliterating my bollocks

Cara is a munter with a recessed jaw, you clogfag twat

i know that that's a debian logo you bellend, but i was saying the typical runt who would post something like that (on their instagram or some shite) would use ubuntu

Still trying to think of a socialist country that didn't collapse or go back to capitalism.

Pretty hard.

bog sim his sargon

I just fucking posting whatever I feel like you bent cunt

Cycling to the paki shop, anyone want a clip round the earhole?

doing a big think

all the most successful countries in the world are democratic socialists

I watched Trance last week and was dry-humping the settee everytime Rosario was on screen.

hmm yes a very impressive post. i definitely read every word of it.

Need to know the identity of the girl under the bus

squealed

yeh it was decent

In Tower Hamlets and there are literally parties in the streets at the moment desu.

good post

norn iron 'ere

why do americans pronounce twat as twot?

MASTERFUL post
was properly sold on it

No they aren't.
Unless you think the Nordic countries are socialist when they are literally capitalists with a massive welfare state.

i want either a dutch or german gf with blonde hair and big chebs

just found a snek in the house. he was duelling with the cat. no one was hurt

he's kind of cute

*picks your nose*

Fucking disgusting white man walking past the victims

the goal is to build a HUF haus on the banks of the thames sort of near london

>successful
Literally every big swedish company came about because of their free market policies from 1850-1970
norway are oil niggers

good post

really wish i had a house where i can't access my garage with my car

Kill yourselves fucki....ohh wait hahahahaha
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-parliament-shooting-live-latest-updates-people-shot-westminster-commons-met-police-theresa-a7643716.html

"ohh noo, how saad..."

timestamp

Fuck'nell

Brilliant.

Literally the perfect society.

nice piece i have a gen 3 myself

*french kisses your nose*

I like the idea behind it, but the essence of ballbusting posting is that it is an involuntary, primal act that you have no control over. though your body has purposefully put your delicate spuds in harms way, not an accident

7/10

hahahahahhahahha

el mexicANO

This is probably exactly what I'd do in the situation - panic that I'd have to leave my self-contained bubble and actually interact with other people, so pretend I've seen nothing and just keep walking.

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>flashlight attachment

thats why shit happened at westminster
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/844632137072623616

Lovely post

nice hand fedora

Surely you have to give him bonus points for sucking us in with a story and then throwing the ballbusting out there at the end.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Sweden

>Approximately 90% of all resources and companies are privately owned, with a minority of 5% owned by the state and another 5% operating as either consumer or producer cooperatives.[20]

>literally only 5% are where the workers actually own the means of production
>vast majority of the gdp comes from private companies

capitalism wins again

hewillnotdivide.us/

The new flag is in liverpool
who is claiming it for Sup Forums

VAULT 7 is bullshit

It was written for the Nice attack you silly new bellends

got him in a plastic container now... will be releasing him to the woods in a minute

socialism requires worker control of the means of production

nordic countries don't have that

just because a nation has social welfare programs doesn't mean that it's socialist

yeh

whoa

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. Next, you arouse yourself. I was content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

what type of snake is he? which state are you in?

nary a single letter

vault 7 is a CIA made up to distract you from the fact that drumpf will continue obama legacy

absolutely cannot be arsed to ever finish that thing

if something takes more than 2 minutes to complete and i can't easily do it from my phone then i'm not interested

we don't all spend as much time on /brit/ as you you daft carpet-munching bint

Yeah well sorry mate but not all of us can be here 24/7 you pathetic virgin.

kill it

>dropped again

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Sliced banana in some warm custard is a decent povvo-tier pudding.

>gif
fuck off

WHO KNOWS WHICH IS WHICH AND WHO IS WHO WHo Who who who who who ho

Alright jesus dont shit yourselves

youtube.com/watch?v=YSANgjen0pE

gifs

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>muslims in, HDMI down

>POOGLAND

try this

>el mexicANO
don't get this meme

eastern ribbon snake. I'm in georgia. we have 7 or 8 venomous snake species that will kill you if you aren't careful
that probably would ruin his day. he could have plans

nah the nice one was different anyway
I wrote the one itt like ten minutes ago for /brit/ because I have never spoken to a girl

love this edition

haha alri mum

maybe "ano" meaning anus?

Wow le random swearing? Le Fucking Epic xDddd Le Cool !!

would hate to be that paki walking past the dead person. at least they all look the same so the hate will spread over them all instead directed towards one paki.

Gone quiet in here about the car attack. Aww, is little rorkey mad that it wasn't the muslim boogeyman?

una vela jajaja

No you didn't you little fibber you just swapped locations, the rest is identical

UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJ

who was it then?

>would hate to be that paki
Any paki

GOD ONLY KNOWS IT'S NOT WHAT WE WOULD CHOOSE TO DO DO DO DO Do do do u

would probably run out of my house and never come back if i found a snek

Hello nigget