Easiest way to an hero? Right now

Easiest way to an hero? Right now
Got no guns, hills, drugs
Don't want to slice arms
No car to asphyxiat

Help

Easiest way is just to kill yourself

Where are you located OP

You fucking idiots

Give some idea!

Trying. But I need to know ops location

Drink a few gallons of water in a single sitting.
Eat a pound of salt.
Electrocute yourself.
Make a noose.
Find the nearest bridge and jump off that muh fucka.
Run head on to a truck or something.

Fuck location, give me an answer to my question. Easiest way besides my first post. Does drowning work?

You fags want a good ending?

Rang a helpline but they hung up because i told them I Googled how to easily kill yourself, and this Google ad with the number came up. Can so.done answer my question?

Jump off a tall bridge. Go into wild and find a bear. Start fight when gang members. Run athe a cop with a knife. Literally can drink 2 gallons of water as fast as you can and you'll diem it's fucking easy pussy

Did your mum shit you out of her aas?

Maybe. But your the one asking for ways to kill yourself. All you do is kill yourself. Take a bottle of asprin noob. Very poorly executed

Within a household, you dumbfuck!

Water. Fuckin dumb ass. Hurry up and kill yourself

Taking a bottle of pills never works you dumb cunt. We don't have guns here.

You must be 9. Because water is within a household. Salt is aswell. A bottle of asprin. Do all 3 and you're dead for sure

Water what? Do what? You fucking idiot

Drink it you fucking neet. Are you new here?

Yeah I'm looking to kill myself not drink water dickhead

Fuckin Americans lucky you can buy guns

Yea sit down right now and drink 2 gallons in 30 minutes and I promise you are dead. But don't take my advice bye

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Funny

How bad is it to hang yourself?

It's called water intoxication and it can certainly be fatal.

Trips decides how OP kills them self
>Cut off hand
>Then cut off foot
>Stab eye and then proceed to bleed out

>Wikipedia
Kys.

Rolling

Rollingggg

i already told you in previous thread you pathetic cunt attention seeking whore

drown in bath

Why don't you... oh wait