Whats the best way to rape somebody

whats the best way to rape somebody

sneak up on them an throttle them

Surprise them

With a penis.

classic chlorofoam / xanax
be sure to cum on a bag or something and shave your fucking pube

very carefully

Wear something that covers your face and don't say anything so it'll be harder to recognize you later.

...and if you need to say something be sure to alter your voice as much as you can.

>6 ambien in a hot tea
>have to kill afterwards

It's not rape if you point a gun to their head and make them say yes

Abradolf... I thought you were supposed to be morally neutral??

Technically it is.

I'll technically cut off their tongue and fingers so they can't tell anyone about it.

call mods

You can't trust Lincler

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, Sup Forums...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HER HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, Sup Forums, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman, I was raped. My virginity was taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES!

/thread

Momentum and spinning are the key.

>woman
>humanity
pick one

lmao

tits or gtfo.

...

probably what "her" tits look like

consentually

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place benis inside of vagine
then fug until exploded

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alright. you got me. i kek'd

KEKel my shekel

Is this a new pasta?

Hey I agree pretty messed up topic to "joke" about. If you ever want anyone to talk to I am here :) I have been through some abuse as well sometimes it helps to talk.

Check em

>tfw the whiteknight who falls for the bait GETs

Nice copypasta m8.

I got 4 nines! now can I turn the anonymous tag off?

DESTROYED.

ask for their consent first and abide by it

Again and again? M8 you're just full retarded then, you could have avoided it if you wanted to. Just say that deep inside you liked it.

Hypothetically speaking

>I would have a car that is very common for my city
>I would have a car reg made up for said car
>Would grow out my beard for a month
>Would print of my uber logo and trail around Friday Nights / Sat nights Looking for groups of 2-3 girls / single girls
>"Hey are you waiting for the uber?"
Drunk chics didnt order an uber get in anyway
>during ride keep club music playing
>say they can keep drinking if they dont spill
>take to destination
Have bottled water in car with Flunitrazepam dilute solution already pre made for option A of offering them water
>they dont want drink no matter
>drop off in either group location or single

Route A
>they drink the drink
>take drive to their street
>Offer to help them inside
>If one passes out before friends ask for friends assistance
>when in house. use imagination

>After deed is done, shave off beard get spray tan
>Regrow beard when spray tan runs out
>Repeat