Why do people smoke?

Why do people smoke?

because it makes me look cool.

Cause I am one of the cool kids

why do you smoke cock?

Feels good?

>cus it makes me look so cool and I get all teh woman's .

Bad breath, lung cancer, yellow teeth, poor blood circulation meaning no sex drive etc etc etc. Kill yourselves already

for the hot gooey cum of course. wanna blowjob?

why do people do anything

Because the niggertine feels good

Cause it feels good to slowly kill myself

I'm trying it just takes a while

it's relaxing and soothing. I barely smoke, but when i do, i make a pack last a few months. just having a smoke every now and then is great but when people start smoking a pack a day, cigarettes look bad because of that.

in fact, there's proven health benefits from smoking a cigarette every once in a while.

People who smoke don't deserve to live.

It gives you a rush
Makes you feel good
It's relaxing
Gives you something to look forward to
Gets you socializing
Gets you outside
Keeps away mosquitoes

Seriously, it's good stuff if it didn't kill you. Ex-smoker here.

I like to watch society crumble as i slowly kill myself.

Because we were bored white cucks that made money bringing it back from the niggers...

Please keep smoking. Don't stop

>yup thats why white people smoke
>kys

Link pls

Chills me out. Wish I never started though, they're nasty.

It just passes the time

>Having to start a thread to find out why people smoke
kys

It also keeps you thin and active. I turned into a lazy pussy when I quit.

They are amazing too after a good meal.

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Accurate post. Also it makes you looks cool.

It's just like every other vice, it's up to the individual to weigh the cost vs benefit.

>kys
butthurt smoker detected.. .
stay mad, faggo

Too bad it smells bad and kissing a smoker is horrible.

A better question is why do people vape.

Nicotine rush

To look like a douche

I started because I was 13 and hanging out with my mates older brother and their mates, so I started drinking at their parties and naturally smoking followed. Made me feel cool, and smokig just goes well with drinking.

Ten years later, I smoke because I'm addicted and to go without makes me irritable and nasty. Also cravings.

But dont get me wrong, I do enjoy a cigarette. I enjoy them every day. Smoking a cigarette to me can be like drinking a iced drink on a hot day. It's just satosfying because the nicotine tricks my mind into percieving it as such.

So it's not all just being hooked against my will. I do just like a good cigarette.

I'm actually trying to kick the addiction atm. I smoke way less now. Used to have to every hour or so or Id turn into a dick but now I can go days without. I just want to be able to enjoy a fag and not be nicotine's bitch.

Inb4 fag

Wish I had never started. I smoke about a pack a week, its worse when I have a couple beers. I can blow through a pack in a night.

They start because they want to look cool.
They keep smoking because of addiction.

>le edgy cancer sticks xD
>fuk i cant stop
>"i like smoking it tastes good"

I can too user if im working on something.

>it gives you a rush
so does killing people
>makes you feel good
so does killing people
>it's relaxing
so is killing people
>gives you something to look forward to
so does killing people
>gets you socializing
so does killing people
>Gets you outside
so does killing poeple
>Keeps away mosquitoes
fuck you got me, i guess you win. Smoking is good

it's to channel their closet desires to wrap their mouth around a cock. it goes away once they try a real dick

This is dog shit logic. You could say the same about sports.

It keeps away mosquitos xD

I'm sorry, are you equating smoking with murder?

Okay, here's your (you), I guess.

Nope. Love dick, love cigarettes.

for me I started in college because felt destructive and figure 'why not?', didn't smoke a pack a day or anything but would start smoking every now and then. College breaks mostly because there's fuck all to do and pretty much everyone smokes, so to relax, kill some time and talk to new people, thats what kept me smoking. Later it became a habit of drinking and smoking during sessions or whatever, pubs and clubs are the worst so smoking is 10 mins you can kill. When I'm not around friends or don't have a party to go to I don't smoke at all, got other distractions and it costs a ton so can't be bothered.

Everyone who says smoking is addicting is a pussy and has no self control

right on

Sounds like you didn't have good dicks

I do the same. Having a smoke at night while watching the city skyline every once in a while is a good stress reliever

Ha What a fag

Nah man, somethig Ive learned is that everybody's biology handles addiction differently.

My biology makes me prone to addiction, or moreso withdrawal effects. I have a mate like u who smokes but was never hooked. I on the other hand was so addicted that it'd just put me in a dog shit mood without it. My bodys chemistry would just get fucky. Id be irritable, a bit skittish, generally on edge.

It's not a question of what you can handle, it's one of whether there even is anything to handle. Everyone is different. Its something that people who havent had an addiction to something wont understand.

For me personally

1) It's an excuse to be alone with your thoughts
2) Instant gratification type thing when you're pissed off makes you not so pissed off
3) I'm usually insanely bored and it's something to do
4) I'm addicted

>Why do people smoke?

It dulls your feelings, good and bad. A huge number of smokers are depressed, so naturally doctors thought they were self-medicating. That's half true. People learn to smoke when theyre sad, and that is what causes the depression, so smokers are constantly smoking to turn off bad feelings. The problem is it also turns off good feelings and you become depressed.

Nicotine is the biggest liar in the world, it tells your brain you'll feel better, but the second you put it out, it tells your brain to think of reasons to smoke so the addiction can be fed -- and that's what causes stress and depression. I've smoked for many years, it's the most sinister addiction in the world. Quitting opiates and booze was a a breeze compared to nicotine.

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could be true. But it could also be all in your head, you think your biology is different but it really isn't. An addictive substance is an addictive substance, you can't say it affects everyone differently because we're all the same, we're all the same inside, our anatomy, everything. Don't underestimate the power of your mind, it can make you do things for you subconsciously, but you're not conscious of actually doing it.
You say you were 'so addicted' and that it put you in a bad mood, its because you're psychologically addicted. I on the other hand never thought I could be addicted to smoking and never felt bad without smoking

When you're a smoker you make your life a little shittier with all the cravings and when you smoke that craving goes away for a bit so you feel better for a little that's why people feel better when they smoke

i smoked

starting off i only smoked cigars every other month because it looked cool

then i ended high school but during my last moth of high school i was making up 5 months of work and during that month i only slept for 124 hours altogether.

after that and i finally got a good weeks rest and made up all those sleepless hours i started having thoughts of suicide that were never there before and after i smoked a cigar at my prom i realized that the voices went away. so i started smoking like 3-4 packs a month for like 6 months i stopped 2 months ago cas i play a wind instrument and it was effecting my playing . but i can say this those thoughts are gone now and hopeful will never come back.

Sup Forums what caused me to have those thoughts. i'm nor psychiatrist so i wouldn't know

I started smoking to prove to others it would be easy to quit. Ended up not quiting until 5 months later, waited 5 months, started smoking again because I genuinely love the feeling it gives you. And I know they're terrible for your health but it can't be worse than downing a half handle a night like I did before quiting drank.

You get a slight high from the nicotine

>Sup Forums what caused me to have those thoughts. i'm nor psychiatrist so i wouldn't know

The world is a hard and lonely place, nobody gets anything for free, and someday, you and everyone you know is gonna die.

because they're on fire

that didn't answer my question you wanna be poetic artsy fuck

/thread

I smoke 75 cigarettes a day

Cause theyre dumb

You're wrong. Our bodies absolutely do work differently. It is for sure partly psychological, but nicotine is physically addictive. As in it does alter your body's chemistry.

And yes, some are more prone to it than others because we all have different chemistry. This is why people have emotional disorders or cant put on muscle massstuff like that. It's all body chemistry, and it isnt the same across the board.

This

Kekd

Why dont you try weed instead? Seriously man.

i smoke a bunch and have morning wood every morning and am horny all the time, you probably have shit genetics

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This, I haven't even bought a pack myself, but when I hang out with a particular friend who smokes (we hang out almost once every month), I take a couple of cigarettes from him

you do it at first to get the buzz.. to be alone
then its just because youre addicted

Because is cool

i believe theres also something else mixed into the cigarettes, because vaping e-liquids with nicotine in them doesnt have the same effects as smoking a ciggy does. Switched ciggies into gay clouds, and have constant ciggy cravings, its been half a year so far.

I started because I was really fucking tired of being tired all the time, and caffeine makes me sleepy.

keeps the blood flowin'

kek. yeah smoking really helps keep people active i love having a nice jog while im having a cig

Well duh there's other shit in there, those motherfuckers don't want you to stop for anything.

LOL nah Sup Forumsro, it may make you feel good, but we were not designed to inhale smoke into our lungs, you are good that you only smoke a pack a month, but smoking is still bad regardless, as we are not intended to be born and smoke, but we still do, but it can still have damaging effects to ya, aka a hole in your neck so u can breath. So no one in a while is still not good, but its not as bad a a pack a day man.

Feel for peer pressure once when you were 16 at the promise of getting "more high" after smoking weed, which is true, but still.

Been a quarter year without cigs now almost 9 years later.

i think its the addiction to the ciggie itself rather than nicotine

OWEEEOOOO

Because im one of the cool kids now

well at least now i have a new hobby, which is coiling and wicking, however im THIS close to buying a pack of marlboro reds and smoking a few of them

vaping just isnt the same

There are 2 or 3 other alkaloids in tobacco that give you the nicotine buzz when they all work together, but nicotine alone is very much addicting since it is what attaches to the receptors in your brain. 3 puffs can saturate your entire brain's receptors for nicotine.

idk a friend of mine said it helped him quit smokeing

why don't people smoke?

it complements smoking really well, but it just cant compete in terms of enjoyment

Cause the consequences aren't real to me, I'm completely disillusioned

>mouth fedora

>Bad breath
How about brush your fucking teeth or chew some gum when you cant you fucking mong

>Lung cancer
Literally the only valid point you give

>Yellow teeth
BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON NIGGER

>Poor blood circulation
This is only true for your fingers, impotence is a over advertised propaganda slur.

My dick could fuck a million miles of pussy and I'd still get morning wood the day after.

feels good

Funny how only smokers say it's good stress relief

What you mean to say is; you get the shakes so much when you don't smoke that you have to smoke to calm yourself down.
That's not stress relief. That's quenching a craving.

If you didn't smoke you wouldn't be as stressed in the same situations.

because dying feels good.

absolute horseshit
>everyone is exactly the same

this guy knows whatsup

It's something to do. Something to occupy your time with. When you wake up in the morning you look forward to your first cigarette of the day. When you finish eating you know you have that cigarette waiting to be lit afterwards. It's fun inhaling and exhaling smoke. Really a dumb habit that i can't recommend though.

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I started smoking because I thought it would cover up weed smell. Now I smoke for all of your safty. You're welcome

>20 year smoker
My dick works just fine and my sex drive is that of an 18 year old.
Myth busted

I'm 29, have smoked for 5 years and have had trouble maintaining an erection in the last 2 or 3 years. I always thought it was normal part of aging or that I had just broken my penis after years of furiously whacking off. I now fear that cigarettes have played a role.