ITT: We work in an office. Trips causes all hell to break loose

ITT: We work in an office. Trips causes all hell to break loose.

i like to burn things

hi, i'm the sysadmin
this ticket says "dns not work"
please explain

user, I need those spreadsheets on my desk by 6.

Anybody know anything about the dead body in the parking garage?

I hope nobody takes my stapler

Just don't let Tyrone borrow it. Fuckin nigger never gave mine back.

whose fucking idea was it to buy the coffee machine that connects to the internet
it's taking up 30 IPs from ddns and someone on-site is currently ddosing it, it won't even boil water

>not getting it

Anarchy

It was probably one of the Tards we keep in the mail room.

Ok very funny Steve but you have been shitting my desk draw every day for over a year now

Who took my good pin?!?

Satan

666 get

Roll

Scream DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE it's retarded and nobody will ever think of you the same way again.

FUCK YOU NIGGER

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

HO LEE FUK

Yooooo

HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THE COPIER ON FIRE?!

>Satan himself appears in the break room

I love my colleagues. This is the best job I've ever had. Debbie is amazing. My boss is wonderful. It doesn't even matter that I'm not payed what I'm worth. I love it here

Guess we all work for hell now.

Who the fuck keeps taking my color coded page markers? I paid for those out of my own pocket!

WHO KEEPS SHITTING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM?

Hey Satan, I hear your having trouble with you TPS Reports.

*CLICK*

You better stop stealing my fucking BLT sandwiches from the fridge, motherfucker.

Wow, all Hell literally broke loose.

I will not tolerate racist remarks in my office
Your fired you fuck and everyone knows you have been sucking off the guy in hr

This fucking office

STEVE, YOU FAGGOT STOP MICROWAVING FISH IN THE FUCKING BREAK ROOM. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Every Get is a Modget...

God dammit, Jim! Stop putting my stapler in Jello!

WE NEED MORE TRIPS TO SEND SATAN BACK TO HELL

>Garry you see that kike in accounts go shove your head up his ass until he prolapses
Or you can always go in the break room

cant beet these numbers satan

>report to my office the intern has sadly passed away and I can't find her clothes also send Tyrone up with my Coke

you're all niggers
get out of my cubicle Jim

fugg

...

>when the time comes I will again predict my trips
>also don't use the water fountain Clyde has been rubbing his asshole on the mouth peice

Todd, you're fired.

666 get

hay guise I took my 14 yo daughter to work

Am Jim, hi

i stick pencils in my nose

Send her to my office immediately or your out on your ass
You want promotion don't you ?

>snaps her neck

Sally, the sales department just called. Mr. Fergon claims they did not receive your letters. If you had kept your panties on, we would all be home already. Find a solution by the end of the week or you're out.

>sausage fest intensifies

I think we have been hacked

Great, what asshole hired Satan?

Yeah sure but oops sorry she broke her neck on the way
maybe IT can fix it

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STAPLER YOU SOULLESS GINGER ASS NIGGER FUCK

it: hi I'm here to fix the computer. Where is it?

Quick look out the window there's some commotion at the door

In the microwave

OH MY TRUMP

God damnit, who stole my printer sheets!?

Ho fuck they have hit the hr office
Someone call the emergency services

>noooo Steves bee shot

My daughter has a broken neck, you can fix it right?
Well they fixed that guy all wrong
Oh my is that a grenade they're throwing at us?

4444

a nigger walks in

>dink
Ho fuck it's gunna blow "throws fat Susan on Granade "
follow me if you want to live

take all the ham in the fridge to make a pig armour, we'll be invincible against them
we can take the leftover bits of fat Susan too I think

Fuck hit him with that chair

Susan ate it all the fat fuck

shiiit
take Nabila from accounting hostage

>this is my chance
while everyone is distracted i rape kathrine the bosses hot secretary

...

while everyone is distracted I rape you at the same time

while everyone is distracted kathrine pulls out a dick from under her skirt and rapes us both.

i don't wanna be that faggot but we gotta get a screencap

666

All the 7ns

The broken-neck daughter joins the party, her head flopping around aimlessly

I just put my co-workers COCK in jelly. Haha he's gonna be so mad once he finishes himself off, fag!

Ismail has fucked up the books and not paid the gas bill
10% pay cut to cover costs

trips

gay police! freeze!

8888 get

oops misunsderstood i gave him a 10% penis cut

Can someone let dwayne back in he's got lost and in the park across the street

dwayne?

...

TIME FOR A FIRE DRILL

yeah dwayne look out your window

but that's andrew

>I'm not gay I like traps.

They all look the same to me go get him before he starts raping again take juan with you to wrangle him

>A normie enters Satan's asshole

There's another grenade coming guys

juan help me throw andrew on the grenade!

Too late he's ran off again with it
"We're saved "
"Boom " Austisic screams echo around the building

Everybody whip their dicks out!!!

who the fuck stole my lunch from the fridge?