What would you do if i was your roommate?

What would you do if i was your roommate?

Kill you.

Playin ps4

move out, asap

Kill u XD

Make you pay extra for rent. While i secretly apply for government housing subsidies and not tell you I'm getting them so you will still pay me the full amount.

Tell you to show tits or get the fuck out

Politely ask you to stop and put some pants on, and if you didn't listen, request a different roommate

Jew alert

Is that a dick i see?

>tits

Expect you to pay half the rent and utilities.

Fuck you all day long.

Maybe ;0

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Let you pay the fucking rent

if thats you, id sex you erryday

Nigha don't you see the bulge?

Beat the fuck out of you, poison your pet fish, and piss in your shampoo bottle before moving out

Cant stand this next level faggot shit

im paying for rent

I'd fuck you cute little boi pussy every day like the little faggot you are

Daw sure is! Are you usually straight?

Thank you that is whats i wants :) And youd call me a faggot while your pounding my ass?

yes im usally straight, youre really feminine and sexy tho

Only if your ass looks as cute and sexy as it does in your pictures you dirty slut

Why are you wearing a bra?

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Thank you so much! Ive recently gone on prozac and im finally not afraid to be myself :) Was always very feminine and wanted to be sexy but tried to hide it. Now im so happy bc im doing and straight guys like you seem to be interested so im so thrilled :DDD

Idk a lot of times I dont, its sexy, like I want to be a girl so i feels good.

I hope you kill yourself OP

wtf is this

Got a Kik?

youll make a great gril, you already have a nice smooth ass

Breed that bitch ass daily, make you clean me off afterwards, then learn you on how to beg to be my personal cum depository

there's no "tits" in gay

I want to get to know you a lot better ;)

have you eat a bowl of eggs

Thank you again that makes me feel so good, Ive hardly done anything to my ass so i must have a really innately girly ass.

kick you in the balls and move out.

kick you in the balls

Fuck your ass every evening, why?

OP don't listen to the haters your sexy af

turn 360 degrees and walk away. kek faggot

post more of your cock and ass OP

no hiding behind panties

If you were posed like that, I'd give you a solid sack tap with my boot.

I hope you're into ballbusting, because your new roommate is

You good at suckin dick?, not gay but I'll let anyone who is good at it suck my dick

>probably OP fellating himself posting from his phone so that people think that

Stupid faggot nobody's going to love you or your ugly ass grubworm dick

Be your roommate.


Also fuck you every now and then, just look at that ass. And those legs.

Thanks honey

fuck him in the ass and then get really baked... i dont feel the need to prove my own sexuality to anybody else but myself...

OP give us your Kik sexy

could you put something medium to big in your butt

Your hair is so perfect there. I can hear you screaming my name

Ahhh, the voice of ignorance! How I love to hear it! It sounds like....I dunno, victory or something.

Victory of the educated over the not so much, no, actually.

Look up gay nipple play or gay TT and become less ignorant.

Or not, idk, I have already passed on my superior genes, four times.

I will be your baby

>ugly ass grubworm dick

TOP KEK

now put something kinda big in there

You single sexy cus I hella want you.

I am single ye

Cus I think you look 10/10 and want to get to know you more. You want my snap or Kik cutie?

Yes kik

Kerntuber. I got to get back to work now sexy but I'll talk with you more later

Where you at? I could use a sissy to drain my balls if you're close

would nut in you daily, but first id wait for you to get really drunk and consistently crawl into my bed at night begging me to fuck you just so i knew that when i fucked you, you truely wanted it

That is insanely fucking hot. Also high I smoke a ton. Would find out that you sleep naked, and then always come crawling in bed late at night really handsey touching you all over and your cock "without noticing" cuz im so drunk ;)

Pac west

id always walk around naked so you could stare at my cock, id sit down on the couch and let you crawl between my legs and suck my cock. then id let you stradle me and bounce on my cock whenever im horny

Like?

id lick, then fuck

fuck you and then beat the shit out of you cause of the shame and rage then start a toxic sexual relationship where i abuse you physically then go too far one night so you want to leave so i kill you and then flee the country

talk about how weird it is that there's a mirror in the fireplace

Lick your butthole.