New thread. AMA/

New thread. AMA/

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are you a boy or a girl?

If I say I'm a girl he'll say "tits or gtfo"...
If I say I'm a boy he'll call me a faggot...

HMMMM

bump

Again dude? 4th or 5th AMA you made in the last 1h

Because you keep shitposting. Also, not a dude.

shoe on head

Then tits or gtfo.

why are you so chinese that it hurts?

Is this the trap that isn't a trap but just a faggot that likes to dress up like a little bitch?

MAYBE IF YOU GAVE ME MONEY I WOULDNT BE SO BROKE

no the one you want is fat

Do the italian finger thing in front of tits

You look like Mark Holcomb if he was untalented and prepubescent

I don't keep birds at my house!

you write like a bitch

How do you start your day?

I would pay you good money to touch my asshole with your eyeball.

I wake up, get out of bed, make coffee, drink coffee, shower.

Then I touch people's assholes with my eyeball for money.

show your tits regardless of your gender

This is getting really weird you actually look a lot like him.

Missed opportunity for epic thread.

Sorry, my stalker won't let me post nice things.

Are you a feminist?

What the fuck is a feminist?

Do you agree with the ideology of feminism?

What the fuck is an ideology? Speak english you daft bitch

Retard confirmed

You look like a mix between Kate Micucci and Mark Holcomb. Holy shit dude. (ive said mark holcomb 4 times in this entire thread) praise lord holcomb

Fuck off back to tumblr with your polysylabic utterances..

literal autism

How come you post in OP's every thread?

How come you keep changing the way you write? Are you a samefag? How come you're such a cunt? Are you jelly that OP is not a fat lard beast?

Do you like OP? Why do you keep stalking OP?

really? you thought I am a feminazi from trumblr?
really?

You sound annoying as fuck.

If we're in the same state I should come over and fuck the shut out of you.

Still pretty new to Sup Forums, not completely sure how to do some shit. An explanation would be appreciated m8

Yes, because I can't tell if you're trolling or not and I assumed you were and if so then you remind me of a feminazi from tumbr.

Are you depressed? Because if so then yes.

Basically get a life.

whiteknighting failed

So like there's one OP who made a thread and actually did something and three people that try to make OP upset for having done so.

I'm pretty sure none of us here have a life.

I am lost, I am lost and I am trapped. Trapped in this cage.

Well, I'm not lost. I'm trapped, but that's only because I can't find my way out... so I'm not trapped, I'm lost. I'm lost, right? And I can't get out. So I'm trapped, right?

he's not the only one who thinks you sound annoying as fuck

trips speak truth

You basically just wrote every emo song ever.

Done deal. Let's fuck. Send location

...

At least I'm doing something in besides computer games and shit.

Nigga who cares just roll with it

Then tell someone else to stop being a retarded cunt.

I'd rather not. People are going to stalk me.

Post more pictures of yourself, you're cute AHU AHU AHUUUUUUU

Noir?

Computer games? I wish m8, I've got the shittiest specs ever. My life is sadness and metal.

There are ways. Unless you're fake and gay and full of shit

Sorry, stalkers are tripping me out.

Okay, well, I do play counter-strike sometimes.

There are ways, yes, like my facebook. How come you haven't texted my facebook?

Texted your facebook?

Dafuq you talking about

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You whip out your phone and you text me.
On facebook.
Don't know what my facebook is? Too bad, because everyone in a 300 square kilometer area knows how to find me on facebook, so you must be from not around here.
Sorry, user, you'll have to get the stalkers first.

he is a dude, look at his neck. from when do girls have apple of Adam?!

bong rips brah

>implying someone would want to stalk you

>implying that leave me alone and get a life
Why are you so fixated?

im bored while waiting for something and just saw an attention whore with greasy hair and unwarranted self-importance
not really fixated honey, it's just fun for a few minutes

How do you know so much? You sound like a tumblr feminist. Gross. I want to shower my armpits.

I have never liked tumblr and I despise feminists
While you're busy with the armpits, wash your hair

you stoned white nigga?

Okay.

no im broke ayy

bro, you are to flat chested to be a girl, also you have a strong chin and boys haircut but you claim not to like tumbler or feminists,, and i m pretty sure i see a bump on your neck so you are just a guy with some feminine looks

>boys haircut
WHY
I WEAR FKN BEANIES IDK WHAT ELSE I CAN DO

NEW THREAD!!!

lurk moar

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is it human nature to want to destroy or create? what is the truth about this life and us?

To destroy.
Civilization is the way it is to cover up that people masturbate. Otherwise everything would be very different. People feel ashamed because it's not natural.
We do it because we imagined it would feel good.
Your doctor is lying to you when he said there's nothing wrong with it because he does it as well.

Do you have a YouTube channel? Instagram? I just want to keep looking at you. You're an aesthetic.

No, due to severely low self-esteem.

but you can have my instagram though its akiranietzche orsomething

Do people put you down or did you do that to yourself?

It's people. Don't try me.

What makes you happy?

I dunno like cheeseburgers and death
guns probably
xanax is cool
weed
i dunno dude
id say good grades but people being dicks in school sort of killed it for me

You look like Trevor from WKUK. I like you.

MORON THATS WHY IM DEPRESSED
stupid fucking kike and your friend too

What lives in the cage? How old are you?

would you do things (within reason) for trips?

TITS OR GTFO FAGGOT

I am 21.

depends

I'm not doing either of that, sir, you have lost your opportunity. Good bye. Cunt.

What games do you play?

Would you take your top off for trips?

Sim City

How do we get you to undress?

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get the trips then we talk

show what's in the cage behind you
also tells us the meaning of life as we know

any good nudes from this faggot?

Rolling

Make cash rain.

To masturbate and not talk about it.

Sorry, it's off, because of

John Connor?

THE CAGE MOTHERFUCKER
CAN YOU READ?

We don

we dont talk about the cage
the cage is for 69666 get
tjat is all regarding
the cage

suck cock
youtube.com/watch?v=sQgbxGI_mqE

Well that sucks.....
You could just ignore him
I'm wanting to see that shirt off

dafuk

It makes me feel unappreciated.