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Football appreciation edition

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excellent post my friend

Just got home from work. How's everyone doing today?

are you... pent up?

Oh pretty good I guess, How are you?

You are a very bad poster

making fat stacks and smacking fat ass, you know how we do nigga, /cum/ Sup Forums lifestyle

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Just a reminder that liking "cute" asian women means you lack testosterone and need to get off the fucking computer and eat a piece of red meat

Tom Brady seems bro as fuck

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Not sure if I want to go down to a bar only to find out they don't have MLB Network..

Fuck white people

i bet they have it at your local sports bar

Emma why are you so timid little qt?

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whats a good age to start to settle down?

Yeah, I think you're right. Even if they don't the game is gonna end up being 4-5 hours so I can just slam a beer and catch most the game at home.

23

early thirties but don't marry.

I'm a nigger fido practitioner, but that's only because my dog's name isn't fido

Brady and Taylor would make the best power couple ever

debate me

Define settle down
If you mean get married, then never desu

Reminder that if you dislike TayTay you hate America

What are your thoughts on little white girls with really big butts?

Love em

"Settling down" is a meme

>/cum/ wants to ban this

got a problem bub

Why never get married
West about kids?

Abortion isnt murder

>deciding what is and isn't alive based on your own convenience

i'm so unlikable

White girl butts are cute

I've seen enough people I know fall for the marriage meme and are all a lot more unhappy than they were beforehand. Add to that how easy it is to get completely assraped in a divorce and it seems like a no brainer desu. If you're going to have kids have it outside a marriage imo

not big, but not bad. Fit enough to be fun.

even animals hate me

I'd never date a girl with a phat ass because then its a given you're dating Tyrone's sloppy seconds

i'd never date a girl with a big butt because my dick is too short

Truer words have never been spoken
I like you sbain

>World Classic isn't popular enough to be nationally broadcasted
>our pastime

going all they way in is only for her pleasure which doesn't matter

>tfw neurotic
kneegrows don't know this feel

I actually know a Syrian refugee. He runs the counter at a vape store. He doesn't card and blatantly sells whatever to highschoolers
Maybe I should tip off the police

The tournament itself means shit, not the sport

US didn't even send their best squad

Sounds like a based lad

i doubt chicgo is any better

if i found out i have native american genes i'd kms

breh I'm 1/431th cherokee I could kick your ass

a gorilla could kick my ass too, i still don't think gorillas are superior to me

>tfw no herroin-chic spanish gf to go bailandoing with
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i don't care what girl guide is but I'm glad they won't come into my great country, they deserve to get quebec'd

t.guy from melilla

>perfect societies don't exi-
Why is there no private pension plan option

all my posts are low iq garbage

trump
more like DRUMPF

lol

>tfw you're a pathetic excuse for a human bean

being*

>women voting
>Sodom & Gomorrah 2

haha I get it, I too watch the jon olly show (slang for john oliver show) and I gotta say, fuck trump.

where does he get off? firstly, he's a bit rude, isn't he? by a bit I mean there are probably about 9001 (internet humour) instances of him being an asshole, racist, sexist, misogynist, transphobe

second, he's not very smart. if we didn't live in a dumbass, racist republic, neil degrasse tyson could probably make it into the office. that's a real president right there. then we'd get school off for pi day XD

anyway, I'm hoping we can impeach DRUMPF and kick off this eugenics program so only smart people can breed tomorrow's voters. I know my kids are gonna vote tyson 2064 lol

>oh cool another spanish speaking poster
>is a complete moron

God, if you hate me just say it.

I don't feel that way when an actual Spaniard posts, though

yo tu hatez

indio de mierda

it's a spanish guy who is bored probably

>post in mammi
>nobody responds

:(

oye vato ese pinche verga wey

aren't we all

wtf is mammi.

How do I take the gay pill? Seems so much comfier than being a heterofag

A turd in a bowl of milk.
Very good, very cultural.

that's gay

sup fags

also gay

nothing

stop being gay

you are gay

there's nothing lower than a native american

I'm going to start namefagging.

anime is gay

kiss my ass mierda

*stops namefagging because it's gay now*

kys

un pobre manolo resentido

What would a /cum/ meetup smell like?

>tfw everyone wants to be like me
>tfw everyone wants my attention
>tfw everyone wishes they were me

It was always gay

My pronouns are she/him/theirs.

cum lol

my pronoun for you is she/her

Just woke up for the third time

Curry and stale corn tortillas

native american arrows were wooden and they fought naked

farts

USA about to play Puerto Rico

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I'm a massive fucking faggot.

kys weeb fgt