N-no cosplay today, b-but still here t-to make your rainy day g-go away!

N-no cosplay today, b-but still here t-to make your rainy day g-go away!

Ask a psychologist anything! I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!

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Make my sorrow go away Alice make it stop

W-why are you sad, m-my love?

no cosplay who cares

what's the best way to make someone feel bad ?

N-not sure if serious..

Tell t-them you are disappointed in t-them

Were you too strung up with stuff to get webms done?

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hugs for you aliceu

Hello, Alice~! How are you doing today?

>no cosplay
where are my torches and pitchforks

Hey Alice how your feeling today ?

bump

*helps thread out with a bump*

No question just wanted to say
I Love your streams!!

this is my favorite song. Why?
youtube.com/watch?v=sQgbxGI_mqE

Over a year ago my friend was trying to help me with a relationship. She was in one of her own with another friend of mine. We talked and texted a lot about this stuff and one day the subject of fetishes was brought up. She asked me if I had any and I thought whatvthe hell it couldn't hurt. I told her the truth that women in tights, stockings and skin tight clothing was a major turn on for me. She immedietly replied with this pic of herself. She wasn't wearing them earlier that day and the filename should that the pic had just been taken. At that moment I did not know what to say so I just said "wtf". She replied with "what?" and proceed to tell me that they were a turn on for her too, but wearing them instead. She even said if she was a guy seeing girls in them would be a turn on. We never brought it up again after that. She is still with my friend but every other month this seems to naw at the back of my mind. After I told her that stuff was a turn on she went out of her way to get changed and send a photo to me and that just, gets me.

Hi Alice, how are you doing tonight?

aneki, I'm often very depressed. I constantly worry about the futility of chasing my dream and the inevitability of death. halp

ive made very bad impressions on certain people who dont know me at all, how do i make them think differently?

I'm q-quite sick today

Bump

Also tell me how to work towards a goal with payoff years away and no intermediate rewards.

Because hard shell tacos are still a thing, i can't live in a world where it's an acceptable practice to eat those.

Oh t-thank you

I just wanted to know what to avoid but since I can't do anything about not disappointing everyone it's no use

Sick as a d-dog!

T-thank you

Again, just what blonde hair and headband, cute and pure hell is this?

Your stream was missed today, but I assume your current health may have something to do with it. I do hope it's starting to clear up at this point more than go downhill further.

*thumbs up*

Sick!

Do you do dream stuff?
I keep getting these dreams about my teeth falling out. Not painful in any way, but extremely distressing and unsettling to have your teeth spontaneously begin falling out of your gums and then chewing on them like rocks until I wake up in a cold sweat.
Help pls, this has been going on for a few weeks now.

Hey Alice, always nice to see you. I'm so bored all of the time, do you ever get bored? What do I do?

>Sick as a d-dog!
so your sick as Nano ? O_O
did you try some garlic as i advised ?

hai alice

I'm about to take a nice nap.

Have a good night Alice. I hope you get well soon, ily.

Eat a bowl of dicks, ya cunt

Hope you get well soon Alice ..

You two seem to be talkin' about the same thing, so l-let me help.

1. Make a list of things you wish to do
2. Break those things into tiny, bite sized pieces. No more than 1-4 hours each.
3. Schedule them such that the easiest things with no dependencies are first, arranging based on what depends on what
4. Do them one by one.

Dopamine is generated by doing things; that's motivation, it's reward, it's happiness in a very meaningful way.

Stop thinking about what you CAN'T do, and focus on the tiny bite sized piece in front of you. Do them one by one, and you'll be able to get through it (and be happier at the end, to boot).

Can I get a stream link so I can check it out some day soon?

While I don't particularly ascribe to dream analysis, I do believe that dreams themselves can manifest as reactions to stress waking life... Anything happen recently?

maybe it's your dentist telling you you need to floss

T-talk to them soft

S-silly, w-why do you care what others think of y-you?

I'm Alice

I can honestly say the same. My throat is so sore and I can barely talk without it coming out as a high-pitched breathy noise that could of been a word. I feel like garbage. Someone call me a dump-truck to take me home..eugh

I c-can't talk

Y-yes, it did nothing but taste bad.

Sleep w-well! I'll j-join you soon

*waves* H-hello little one

J-just time stop for a few days.

First impressions are hard to break sometimes. I agree w/ Alice. Talk to them, but if they react badly it may be the first impression sticking with them. That's a "them" issue and you will be hard pressed to control it. Take some time away from those who respond this way & try again at a later date.

Hello Alice. I'm Nino.

Bumping thread. How do you always manage to get sick?

Hey Alice, I was wonderung if there is a small detail that makes girls think you're attractive ? Something that is cute about boys when they do it. Any tips ? The last few weeks I have always been smiling when a girl saw me so they remind me as a positive friendly person. And it worked. Now girls smile when they see me :3 Do you have more tips for me? Please ( btw I want to become a psychologist as well c: )

>little one
>6'2 and 230lbs
just saying hai for now :3

Y-you look like Wriggle to me.

I l-live in NYC and h-have no fucking immune system

Hope you have a good thread Alice!

It wouldn't exactly sound....feminine.

It's not like you're expected (by anyone that matters) to, silly!

haha am I stressed? of course I'm stressed, I'm an adult who works for his living but barely makes ends meet because of uni debt
I can't do anything about except slave away and see my money that I work 50 hour weeks for never end up in my hands

smoking half a pack of cigs a day probably doesn't help

I'll donate your tits to the dog bowl

just cut and paste all of alices old vocaroos together to make a new msg

I d-didn't mean physical smallness

I like honestly, personally. Don't play me like a fucking game.

Mm-mmm. I'm Nino. I'm a good mage!

Soft> hard when we are talking about tacos :^)

happy dog is here to bump

Good point. but that's not practical in this world. Apparently.

W-well okay, if you say so. But t-this thread is f-for me to help people, s-so...do you need help?

I b-bet your girlfriend s-said that to make you feel better.

Nano c-could run circles around that dog!

But are m-my keys okay...?

^check'd
like I get addictions and shit but just gonna throw out there that cigs are gonna cost you a lot of that income you're so afraid of losing along with your health etc

bad to hear , means you maybe worst then expected ,no good for sure . :/
well id say just stay home and keep your self warm
some vitamins may help to (especially vitamin c)
and ofc TEA

how do I get people to like me ?

How can I stop wanting to kill myself? Doctors gave up on giving me meds and life is still purposeless and painful. I just pray for the sweet release of oblivion every night and continue to wake up every morning.

I l-like you

I think you know what it means.

Anyway, you suck.

Stuttering in text makes me want to die. Please stop for my sake.

Bump! Logistic support has been granted u.u

seconded on tea

Don't we all need help, in one way or the other?

you're tryin awfully hard there m8 and not really pulling anything. Go back to troll school

Don't worry magical fingers work wonders, you lack imagination sheesh

Agreed. Stop this fake shit you waste of space fake therapist.

M-most of the medical research we h-have shows vitamin C has n-no appreciable effect.

I'll go in and ask for a Z Pack if it g-gets worse.

*blinks* "doctors gave up on giving me meds"

C-can you explain that to me, as well as p-provide a list of medications you've taken?

D-dear. L-let me let you in on a little s-secret.
I am a lady. And ladies don't spit~

S-sorry, can't stop w-won't stop

In another few hours the sun will rise!

I made my point. She's a waste of photons.

And I expect you to take care of yourself!

Alice swallows confirmed

I love little girls

Alice post a timestamped pic of your PHD if your a real therapist.

N-nope

I know, I know, and it used to be much worse, I was at a pack and a half a day a little over a year ago
I've slowly been trying to quit but not being able to smoke only makes me more stressed about mundane stuff than I already am

>ladies don't spit
Well in that case, I take it all back. Any gall who swallows is alright in my books. Carry on.

ily alice

I t-think you are a dog. Please p-post a timestamped picture of y-your birth certificate if y-you are actually a human.

*giggles*