PLS, help me to remember my name

PLS, help me to remember my name

Your name is hubbykins

And your job is to makeout with me and cuddle with me and occasionally let me felate your genitals

Your name is cocksucker

that's very hard to believe. Are u sure?

Yes

why are you so rude to me?

Note to self never get a fringe that short.

goddamit, how did i allow that horrible shit?

btw, try to guess my ethnicity too, am I asian or something?

Well it seems like your name is obviously Wayne Kerr.

Because you love me

I can hardly recognize the place where place I'm in, I just woke up, and had that strange feelings, all doors locked and it's extremely dark outside.

Kazah?

what do you mean?

I'm know your horrible secret

Tell me then, whoever you are!

You and me come here from the same place.

Who are u? Is it you screaming behind the door? I can barely hear something.

>Is it you screaming behind the door?
Yes. But I can't tell you more, sorry.
You need to find truth by yourself.

Oh, thanks God at least there are a mirror in this place.

Bobby Cuntgrinder

Who the hell am I?

Shit! Someone just came in

Bobby Cuntgrinder
That's your name.

asymetrical

Barry Barrington aka 'The Spud'

WAKE UP YOUR NAME IS RAE SCHUMPLINYUN II, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 25 YEARS, YOU'RE THE PRINCE OF ECRUDORIA PLEASE WAKE UP

Where are you? Doors are locked?
Can you escape trough the window?

so, why don't you tell something about me?

You live in house and sometimes eat some food.

^This
Please wake up, we need you.

>Where are you?
I dunno it's dark outside, i just have my cellphone and working wi-fi.

>Doors are locked?
yeah

>Can you escape trough the window?

There are bars on the window, i can hardly slip my hand through them.

Your name is Abu

this is no time for jokes!

Oh shit Nibblet McNuggers is that you Sup Forumsro?

Your name is WillNE.

>Nibblet McNuggers
Maybe, did we met before?

So you can use your phone to call someone who may know you.

you can dial emerency numbers no matter what i'm sure

US 911
AUS 000
NZ 111
UK and CAN 999
EUROPE 112

If you have a cell phone why don't you call the cops?

It seems that i have some issues with my SIM, and i don't know any telephone numbers anyway

i'll try it, thanks

Seems like you were kidnapped for the rape-party

Your name is Noriman Namazov[spoiler]sori for my bad inglish[/spoiler]

If that is OP in the pic then I wonder how long before he shoots up a school.

Is it that bad?

dude looks like a penis head

ya names penis mcgillacutti and slanging dick is ya job.

Is there any other houses or people outside your house?

there are no light sources

Gumby

Scream for help

Yeah man, I swear you're the dude who totally wiped out at a party back in September. You got wasted and whacked your head pretty good. Isn't there a scar on your forehead from that?

It's too late.
They are killed him...

scarce?

blockhead bob