American wit and wisdom

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almost all of these are obvious bait so far

I didn't read the compilation one tl;dr

This one has to be fake

I've met a girl who thought England and Great Britain were two different countries, so I wouldn't be too surprised.

And before a brit nitpicks that, I mean she thought Iceland was Britain. And that Greenland was Iceland, and one of Canada's northern islands was Greenland.

There's not a single person who doesn't know Brits are English speakers.

The dumb one here is you for actually falling for such low-tier bait.

I met a girl once who thought that ice was green.
And by green she meant red. She also thought she was a boy.

>implying such ignorance doesn't exist

Well brtis native language is English.
But how do so many australians speak English? That beats me. There are no native english speakers in the southern hemisphere.

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Sure, and a lot of it comes from how easily yurops are fooled by Americans playing dumb for our amusement.

They're all fake. I've been included in 4 of these. 2 of which I made myself.

There's no greater rush than seeing your OC posted.

i forgot that americans are entertained by acting like complete retards, yeah. shit

>water is a hydrocarbon

>The yuros are catching on to the fact that we intentionally make stupid posts to give them a false sense of superiority

SHUT IT DOWN

But who is the real fool? You're the one who is being fooled in the game of wits.

Being stupid =/= being retarded

Try it. It's some of the most fun shit ever

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haha, yeah ... "intentionally"

Underrated

it's pretty old actually.

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>assuming two euro countries were the same thing = free (You)s from them
Hmm

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Oh, of course, not actually intentionally, that's just something we say afterward to try to compensate for our extreme retardation.