HEY C'MERE YOU

HEY C'MERE YOU

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make the pan really hot

put the olive oil in it

after the oil

put the steak in

cook it for a few minutes

put it on a plate and let it rest

now you are done

eat

IT'S. BLACK.

>before going on hell's kitchen practice making risotto, beef wellington and scallops
>win

it really is the perfect plan.

chew

chew

open your mouth

close it

swallow

take another bite

chew

chew

swallow

mmmm... delicious

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAAAUUUCE

weak as fuck

HOT PAN

OLIVE OIL

STEAK

IN

UNDERCOOKED

RUSTIC

Oh fuck off you fat useless sack of yankee pankee doodle shite, fuck off will ya, yeah?

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>cooking steaks
>guy overcooks it
>"you cooked this for your girlfriend 2 weeks ago?"
>"yes"
>"and she's still with you?"
>"yes"
>"and she's still chewing as well?"

...

I'M FUCKING HAPPY

GROUND SNAILS

STRAIGHT IN THE LIQUID NITROGEN

SUPERCONDUCT FOR FIVE MINUTES

DONE

I AIN'T NO BITCH

ITS
FUCKING
RAW

look at that, stone fucking cold. yeah? its cold. yeah? fuck off will you, yeah?

I was sad when they removed the video on YouTube where he was yelling at the little kid chefs.

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NON STICK PAN MEANS NON STIIIICK!

PUT IT IN THE PAN YOU FUCKING DICK!

that was actually pretty good
8/10 would watch again

...

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YOU HAVE TO SEASON THE PROTEIN

LIE FACE DOWN ON THE BED

SIMPLE RUSTIC STUNNING

...

AND THEN BAM
UP THE BUTT
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My father's a cook and i can fully confirm they really do act like this 100% of the time

YOU
YOU
AND YOU

GET OUT

YOU FRENCH PIG!!!!

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Is that Julie Chen?

I really don't understand how they fail such basic cooking. The menu is almost always the same, and it's quite "basic" for that level of cooking. Undercooked fish and meat...how?

Is Heston a meme chef?

"no"

no he's a genius

>I've got to get some air before I do something I'd really regret

You now realize 90% of chefs you see in your average restaurants are complete hacks.

Is there anywhere to watch the old seasons of Master Chef?

Hulu only has 2 seasons :(

Cooking seems pretty damn stressful. If you don't develop some anger issues then you're more qualified as a fucking priest

I ain't no bitch, Chef

why do you want to watch ramsay's worst show

typical y*nk

Thanks mate

putlocker has them all

YES CHEF

Christ it explains a lot

No wonder we have to eat McDonald's in America

What was his problem?