HEY C'MERE YOU
HEY C'MERE YOU
make the pan really hot
put the olive oil in it
after the oil
put the steak in
cook it for a few minutes
put it on a plate and let it rest
now you are done
eat
IT'S. BLACK.
>before going on hell's kitchen practice making risotto, beef wellington and scallops
>win
it really is the perfect plan.
chew
chew
open your mouth
close it
swallow
take another bite
chew
chew
swallow
mmmm... delicious
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAAAUUUCE
weak as fuck
HOT PAN
OLIVE OIL
STEAK
IN
UNDERCOOKED
RUSTIC
Oh fuck off you fat useless sack of yankee pankee doodle shite, fuck off will ya, yeah?
youtube.com
>cooking steaks
>guy overcooks it
>"you cooked this for your girlfriend 2 weeks ago?"
>"yes"
>"and she's still with you?"
>"yes"
>"and she's still chewing as well?"
...
I'M FUCKING HAPPY
GROUND SNAILS
STRAIGHT IN THE LIQUID NITROGEN
SUPERCONDUCT FOR FIVE MINUTES
DONE
I AIN'T NO BITCH
ITS
FUCKING
RAW
look at that, stone fucking cold. yeah? its cold. yeah? fuck off will you, yeah?
I was sad when they removed the video on YouTube where he was yelling at the little kid chefs.
NON STICK PAN MEANS NON STIIIICK!
PUT IT IN THE PAN YOU FUCKING DICK!
that was actually pretty good
8/10 would watch again
...
YOU HAVE TO SEASON THE PROTEIN
LIE FACE DOWN ON THE BED
SIMPLE RUSTIC STUNNING
...
AND THEN BAM
UP THE BUTT
youtube.com
My father's a cook and i can fully confirm they really do act like this 100% of the time
YOU
YOU
AND YOU
GET OUT
YOU FRENCH PIG!!!!
Is that Julie Chen?
I really don't understand how they fail such basic cooking. The menu is almost always the same, and it's quite "basic" for that level of cooking. Undercooked fish and meat...how?
Is Heston a meme chef?
"no"
no he's a genius
>I've got to get some air before I do something I'd really regret
You now realize 90% of chefs you see in your average restaurants are complete hacks.
Is there anywhere to watch the old seasons of Master Chef?
Hulu only has 2 seasons :(
Cooking seems pretty damn stressful. If you don't develop some anger issues then you're more qualified as a fucking priest
I ain't no bitch, Chef
why do you want to watch ramsay's worst show
typical y*nk
Thanks mate
putlocker has them all
YES CHEF
Christ it explains a lot
No wonder we have to eat McDonald's in America
What was his problem?