Be using public transportation

>be using public transportation
>these two walk up to you
>"ay yo fashy! gib me yo wallet or u get smash"

What do?

>What do?

Laugh?

>pull out dick
"Sorry all's ive got is a sixer, mate"

I tell them no and get smashed and raped

Stare at them with dead eyes and say nothing.

I mean, I'm not even a tough guy and I could just sit on those two until the cops show up...

Pray they do something so I can legally murder someone.

>Smash me

Make then fuck each other. They look like a pair of lesbians.

Hand over my wallet and apologies for being white

august is such a qt

>be me
>be living in the ATL
>be taking public transportation
>niggers and homeless everywhere
These two would just get kidnapped and raped to death by giga-niggas.

Come over here and get it then

raep

>be muricuck
>shoot my 9mm glock with 20 round clip into their faces
>stood my ground, i am afraid of two emo bitches
>muricuck muricuck muricuck

>i am 6'4 230
>these people look like twigs
i would laugh at them

>clip

I'd beat the fuck out of anyone who tries shit with me on the DC metro.

I live walking distance to the metro and take it to DC every week for school.

Fucking hate everyone in that god damn place, cant wait to GTFO of the Northern Virginia area.

Fucking full of liberal faggots who need to be fucking murdered.

hilarious new wave feminists that got owned by Infowars.... would slap them with my cock and laugh....

What are these things?

being the third worlder spic i am i would probably rape them, stab them, rape them again, rape the stabbing holes, kidnap them, rape them again, call their familiars for rescue, rape them again, put them into barrels of diesel, set them on fire, rape the corpses once they no longer burning andget the rescue money and buy booze with it

>talking like that on the metro
do nothing. 80% chance train will catch fire anyway.

They call themselves "goths" because being emo isnt cool anymore

You're not mexican.

If you were you would have eaten them too.

Or is that just Brazilians who do that shit?

Punch the one on the right (That is a dude, right?)

Hate fuck the one on the left, and still be off the train before "Doors are closing... Doors are closing..."

I've never heard anyone say goth before

You're lucky... unless of course you have to deal with "vampires" instead.

yep i'm not meheecan, tribal brazilians do that, and quite some meheecans do, i mean, they make tacos with crickets

Take off pants take out wallet and cell phone
Give them my pants
Put wallet in undies
Squat down
Raise hands like I'm a crab
Duck walk backwards
Say wakawakawakaeakawakawaka

If they approach me farther
Start shitting and screaming like a girl and rolling around
Shriek anytime they say anything and flail on the ground

When they go back to their seats to ignore me
Pull out my garrote and kill them in their seat
Take their wallets
360° and walk away with my pants over my shoulder

Light cigarette

You ever get stopped by a homeless beggar in the metro who says he's writing a book?

>be using public transportation
There's where you went wrong.

10/10