LAST DAYS IN THE DESERT

>On his way out of the wilderness, Jesus struggles with the Devil over the fate of a family in crisis, setting himself up for a dramatic test.


>2016 Anno Domani
>Jesus is still portrayed as having light skin and blue eyes

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>2016
>Jesus is still a man
When are we going to get a female Jesus?

dont joke about that shit

Ewan was too old for the role

Jesus was like 30 when in was in the desert

I already saw this movie.

>It's a Jesus reboot
Seriously Hollywood?

what did Jesus look like?

People back then looked much older +Jesus was a disgusting white male who lived in a desert so his face probably looked like a leather handbag.

is this the one where ewan plays both jesus and the devil?

He couldn't even bother with a tan?

Checkmate atheists

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This movie won't even have the badassery of this scene.

ewan mcgregor is terrible casting

>muh jesus was born in the desert he must look like sandnigger
when will this meme end? he is the fucking son of god not the son of some pajeet desert shitter.

can't wait until they do a Mohammad biopic

there is no way one guy can go around fucking with a bunch of jew's product and not get the ever loving shabbat kicked out of him

one exists with a $30m+ budget but it was banned in the middle east because of sectarian violence that'd flare up from it

Why do white people pretend Jesus was white?

jesus was black though

we are made in the image of god
the first humans were black
therefor god is black and so it stands that his son should be black

someone please pay the chinese cartoon people to make one
mad arabs would be glorious

Jesus had a gang with him and Judas would be ready to throw down. Judas always ready to roll up on some sand niggas.

the cinematography is carrying this movie although lubezki is taking a step back and not forcing it too much like in malick's films or the revenant.
i did expected more from this since the devil has such a big role in this, jesus and him does have some interesting conversations but thats about it

Jesus is God, he can appear however he likes. So there's no reason he couldn't be white

Seen it. He dies!

HARAM

only atheist leftists and fedoras fall for the brown jesus meme

>tfw never ever
For shame, Mohammad's life was way more interesting

The Jesus I know and worship wasn't no colored

YOUR NEW KINGDOM?!

Jesus was born of Mary and the almighty God, but he wasn't born in that time and PLACE without reason. I'm sure he was in fact Middle Eastern looking, fulfilling the whole idea of why he was there in the first place. To come as a man and teach others, which would be extremely hard to do otherwise. I'm also sure his looks were after Mary because God didn't have human form before coming down as Christ.

>who lived in a desert

THE GALILEE IS NOT A DESERT REEEEEEEEE

>WE WUZ JESUS

t. white people

Why are jews so obsessed with building giant tits

>seven crosses on the roof
>jews
uh

JUDAS, THE DEVIL IS EVIL!

will this usher in a new era of jesus kino?

Jesus wasn't black but he wasn't a blonde blue eyed white guy

He most likely looked like an arab or the ultimate jew
Is there a clear description of what Jesus looked like

For a minute I thought this thread was about The Last Temptation Of Jesus Christ. Sounds like a cheap ripoff.

I SEE YOU SATAN

Jesus Christ never had to deal with male pattern baldness.

Even in this promotional poster you see how ridiculous is that he has a "hardship" while his locks float elegantly in the breeze and his hairline is peacefully low.

>it's a jesus is depicted as white even though he's a mudshit

When will this whitewashing stop?

>2016 Anno Domini
>Jesus is still not portrayed as Pepe

Where in the New Testament does it say that Jesus isn't Deus Kek?

I lol'd

the middle east was inhabited by europeans who were then cursed for killing jesus, turning them into what you see today

I wish this guy played Jesus.

>Jesus is still portrayed as having light skin and blue eyes

because consultants tell them that this is not necessarily inaccurate and they want to conform to the western image of jesus that everyone is familiar with

yes

actually they were cursed with an arab invasion

>2016
>unironically believing in fairy tales
LMAO

Proof of Zack's covenant

why not? what's wrong with it?

WE WUZZ MIDDLE EEST AND SHIT

He whipped the piss out of the moneychangers with ropes in the book.

Is the movie any good?

t. degrasse tyson

> Then I turned to see the voice that was speaking with me. And having turned, I saw seven golden lampstands, and among the lampstands was One like the Son of Man, dressed in a long robe, with a golden sash around His chest. The hair of His head was white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes were like a blazing fire. His feet were like polished bronze refined in a furnace, and His voice was like the roar of many waters. nd His voice was like the roar of many waters. He held in His right hand seven stars, and a sharp double-edged sword came from His mouth. His face was like the sun shining at its brightest

>in the book
its the fucking bible not harry potter, show some class

Historical Jesus isn't necessarily the same person as biblical Jesus. You don't need to be christian to understand that he was a real historical person. The history of Judaism knows loads of messianic claimants, Jesus was one of them. He wasn't something new.