It's 2017, why aren't you a landowner with a marewife?

It's 2017, why aren't you a landowner with a marewife?

because horses stink

CADE FUTUTOR EQUORUM

(Die, horse fucker.)

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Der?

id be eating that ass and pussy for days tho

false, horses have an earthy hay scent, human body odor is much more offensive

because I am not of the same species of a fucking horse.

kek

>not of the same species
true, no birth control is another benefit

>fucking horse
correct, this is what you should be doing

Still a student at the moment.
Girlfriend and future wife-y wants to get a horse so that's perfect.

I'll be eating mare ass, and pussy, for the rest of my life when money is no longer an issue. Can't wait to clean the dirty asshole with my tongue.

>It's 2017, why aren't you a landowner with a marewife?
Because it's 2017...

Because I can make love to a women, willingly.

Sorry, I'm not a canadacuck

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what

Checked

Post more mare pussy

I do own land and mares.

Thinking about it will make me think about /mlp/.
So no.
>inb4 but it's real and mlp is fake

A pone is fine too.

step 1 get money, step 2 fuck horses,

for real tho does you girlfriendy wife know you wanna do this?

Mine always know, and a lot of my friends know too.

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because i have a harem of bitches instead

10 fingers=/=bitches

well, i guess to be fair, 3 bitches is a pretty lame harem, but it's more than enough for me

...because I'd rather get mounted by my stallion?

i bet that took some practice. those flares are crazy

I spent the GDP of a small African nation at Bad Dragon, but it was worth it in the end.

anyone else into bitches?

That poor dog

no, fuck off