It's 2017, why aren't you a landowner with a marewife?
It's 2017, why aren't you a landowner with a marewife?
because horses stink
CADE FUTUTOR EQUORUM
(Die, horse fucker.)
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Der?
id be eating that ass and pussy for days tho
false, horses have an earthy hay scent, human body odor is much more offensive
because I am not of the same species of a fucking horse.
kek
>not of the same species
true, no birth control is another benefit
>fucking horse
correct, this is what you should be doing
Still a student at the moment.
Girlfriend and future wife-y wants to get a horse so that's perfect.
I'll be eating mare ass, and pussy, for the rest of my life when money is no longer an issue. Can't wait to clean the dirty asshole with my tongue.
>It's 2017, why aren't you a landowner with a marewife?
Because it's 2017...
Because I can make love to a women, willingly.
Sorry, I'm not a canadacuck
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what
Checked
Post more mare pussy
I do own land and mares.
Thinking about it will make me think about /mlp/.
So no.
>inb4 but it's real and mlp is fake
A pone is fine too.
step 1 get money, step 2 fuck horses,
for real tho does you girlfriendy wife know you wanna do this?
Mine always know, and a lot of my friends know too.
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because i have a harem of bitches instead
10 fingers=/=bitches
well, i guess to be fair, 3 bitches is a pretty lame harem, but it's more than enough for me
...because I'd rather get mounted by my stallion?
i bet that took some practice. those flares are crazy
I spent the GDP of a small African nation at Bad Dragon, but it was worth it in the end.
anyone else into bitches?
That poor dog
no, fuck off