Shota thread

Shota thread

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>lewdposting
SHOTA ARE PURE, FOR HUGS AND KISSES ONLY!!

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what are you implying there, faggot?

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not okay.

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DELETE THIS

might stop dump here

nah

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ok im done

good, nobody wants your lewd trash.

gonna post more just for you user

be reasonable and post cute instead

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hmmm ok user

see, much better.

Where's the cute crusade when you need them

youre right :0

out making lasagna, probably.

as usual.

wish I could get in on that lasagna action

the lasagna is nice

you into that steamy lasagna stuff? hot.

how are you anons anyway?

Anything pasta related got me hyped

Just woke up, how about you user?

came from a shota discord
is feels good

not a big fan of pasta tbh

i woke up like an hour ago

>discord
>chinese moisture farming software
wew lad

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I'm there for the shota user

still stupid for using it t b h

but all dem shotas UWU

i bet discord doesn't even have good shota

What's your favorite food though?

Were you that for the crusade last night too

>Discord
Kek ok

im so groggy i keep putting in typos
"Were you there"

all shotas are good shotas >:(

don't really have a favourite food

i WAS the crusade, dummy.

All shota are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Anyone have that really short comic where the shota gets raped by his father every night and as a way to cope uses his allowance to buy rabbits from the pet store and sodomizes them to death?

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tru

everything i say is true except for the stuff i say that isn't

CUTE > LOOD

I have been wrong all this time, I thought Emizel led the crusade

I was thinking what even is this plot and realized "internet", guess im still a newfag

doesn't even need to be said, everyone knows it.

I spelled it out as clearly as possible, it's only like 3 pages long, I literally gave the whole plot.

hau is bae uwu

i started the crusade and then elected emizel the pope

keep up, kid.

but what

MAKE SHOTA GREAT AGAIN
LEAD US TO VICTORY

why does no one like rape anymore, don't you know that 5/6 boys enjoy gangrape?

can confirm

I was too slow, rip me

Sorry, don't know it

shota has always been great

please go back to your prison cell

mentally slow?

why does catbois have 4 ears?
youd think that if they got car ears they would get rid of human ears but that looks weird

do catbois have enhanced hearing

MAKE SHOTA LEGAL AGAIN

Never been to prison, I did go to juvie as a kid though, didn't get raped myself, but I witnessed it happen to another kid, probably why I have that fetish.

Yeah I think I'm slightly slow in that aspect

Pedophiles who rape the cute belong in prison

yes, twice as much hearing. plus it's just cute as fuck.

shota is legal tho? unless you mean lewd shota in which case no, get fucked.

interesting

correct on both those things you said

Lewd shota should stay illegal

Any suggestions to make me not as mentally slow?

make it illegal to NOT love shota

and to become less slow read chaucer

DEATH TO THOSE WHO DONT LIKE SHOTA

i don't know about DEATH, but torture definitely.

Both lewd and non lewd shota should be legal. I had a crush on my best friend's older brother's best friend when I was 12, and he was 16. I wanted it, though I never got it.

Oh, my bad, make it illegal everywhere

Chaucer the greatest English poet of the Middle Ages?

nah, lewd is still wrong. should have just cuddled with him.

>greatest
big claim there, buddy.

Cuddling wouldn't be good enough for me when I'd already been anally masturbating in the shower with the handle of my toothbrush.

yeah that's fine and all but 16 and 12 is creepy.

I just googled and that's what it said

Hugs and cuddles for the shotas, stop the lewd

google has a pro-chaucer agenda.

give a shota to every man, woman, and child to cuddle.

What's so wrong about 16 and 12 if the 12 year old is the one that wants it / tries to start it? I wouldn't go for it myself if I were the 16 year old, but that's because I'm in to older guys not younger guys.

>I wouldn't go for it myself if I were the 16 year old
that's why it's weird, dummy.

But that's because I'm in to older guys, I don't think a 4 year age gap is too big.

that's where you're wrong, kiddo. 16 is legal, 12 isn't.

That isn't true where I live, it actually lines up perfectly to work out where I live because legal is 14, but a minor can be with another minor that's under 14, so as long as you aren't over 18 you can be with someone under 14, so I'd turn legal as soon as it would have otherwise become illegal for him to be with me

The laws are really old and ass backwards here....

>cucked by the law
kek

How would I have been getting cucked by the law? It actually worked out perfectly for us to have had an ongoing relationship starting when I was 12 and not having to stop when I turned 14, it would have been working in my favor if my crush had actually been gay.

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Tfw thread is pretty dead, send more cute please

it's dead BECAUSE of the cute shit.

Have a cock hungry slut.

nah it's dead cause of paedos like you

wheres the straight shota?

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it didn't start dying until all the shota dick vanished, get that cute shit outta here.

Thank you

Not thank you, Cute>Lewd

user's come here to jerk off, not to fall in love with useless little boys that will grow into Douchebags you cucks

I don't come here to jerk off, I don't even get boners to shota. I just like cute things.

Stories?

don't bother explaining, it'll be lost on them.

I come here to appreciate cute, there are better sources to jerk off to

Christ, this thread got autistic.