Embarassing things you did as a kid that still haunt you

Embarassing things you did as a kid that still haunt you.
>be me
>grade 1
>teacher talking about some random shit
>dont give a fuck, realize i need to pee
>ask teach if i can go to bathroom
>teacher says no, put your hand down
>fucking bitch
>hold it in for another 10 minutes before I finally piss myself
>sweetrelief.jpg
>tell teacher, makes me mop up the seat and tells me to go change
>leave classroom and grab spare clothes
>being the fucking retard i am i start changing right outside
>full nude, wind hitting at just the right angles
>feelsgoodman
>start getting changed when suddenly I hear door click
>whole class comes out to line up for parade
>dont bother to cover up, just scream
>class starts keking
>teacher tells me she meant to go change in the bathroom
>hear other class come out
>quickly putting on underpants
>putting on shorts while i run
>teachers laughing and pointing
>mfw

Dont let the thread die bois

hit on sister when I was like 12
>talking to her as I would usually talk to girls
>get in close
>smile
>look in eyes
>be friendly
>"user, are you hitting on me?"
>what? no

basically neutered me there tbh.

>highschool
>everyone drunk af
>girl next to me is sleeping
>put my hand in her panties
>mfw she is awake

Kek

What did she do?

First she got up, then she got on the floor

Then she did the dinosaur?

She went apeshit.. called me a rapist.
I bailed by telling her, that I love her.
Next morning blame it on the booze.
She believed me lol

Actually is the reason, why I try to stay sober Art partys nowadays.

bump. embarassing stories thread pls dont die.

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>be me
>19
>its moms birthday and all family and friends are gathered
>notice one of moms friends
>milf.exe
>wait for her to get a little tipsy then try to pull the hook
>its around 11pm
>she finally finished her bottle of cheap wine after 5 fucking hours!
>go up to her
>"hey user, where have you been all night?"
>i reply with "just walking around with some friends reminicing.
>she leans forward and her busty cleavage is showing
>she gives me that look like she wants them titties fucked
>put my face into them and grab them squeezing
>pushes me off of her "user wtf?!"
>everyone is laughing at me
>mfw

> Be like 15
> Be generally a piece of shit academically
> Have few friends
> Be plagued with random boners for weeks
> Attempt to solve boner problem by putting it in my waistband as per Superbad advice
> Waiting inside at front door to high school
> Chick who was way out of my league comes up and starts talking to me
> Suddenly yanks hat off of my head
> Reach up to grab hat back
> Enter exposed boner
> Immediately realize what has happened and internally panic, retain no more short term information

Sage

The story of user the flasher

>Be 6-8y/o me
>some school assembly in the gymnasium, don't rlly remeber what it was
>need to pee
>np, was somewhere in the back, so i could sneak out unnoticed
>entered locker room toilet
>peeing standing up in the bowl, like a big boy
>always left the door open, which meant that people walking into the locker room could see me peeing through the toilet cabin door
>Dunno why I did that
>I didn't give a fuck abt people seeing me pee
>probably didn't even think about it
>Suddenly 2 roasties from a higher grade walked in talking
>they stopped immediately bsc they saw me
>"hey whay are you doing?"
>I pull up undies, turn around
>"user? maybe you should close the door when peeing."
>felt embarrased
>stood there with pants on my ankles and holding my undies up
>retard.exe
>"These girls will think I'm cool if I show my wiener"
>FUCKING DO IT
>Jerk down undies, flashing my weiner for a millisecond, then pulling them up again.
>Girls wanted to scream probably, but they just turned around, speedwalking out of locker room
>mfw later I realised I was a flasher
abt 5 years later I see one of the girls.
>Me (already successfully erased the memory):"Hey stacy what's up"
>Stacy:"nothing much. Hey user remember when you flashed your wiener at us?"
>She has a smug grin
>She walks away

Yeah.

topkek

Women, amirite?

You fucking moron, kek

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>Be me
>Be mildly autistic and act like a complete idiot a lot of the time
>Be at dance with a bunch of people
>qt 3.14 straight ahead
>Start chatting her up with her friend there too
>Sniff the air
>Say "wow femanon you sure smell nice"
>Girl backs away but I move closer and take a wiff right next to her shoulder
>"No really, you smell great!"
>their faces when
>Slowly move away from me
>Spend the entire dance alone

>line up for parade
What?

They would have us get in two lines to walk down to the activities area and listen to someone talk for half an hour.