Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums

What is wrong with my dick?

Looks like you have too tight foreskin

Oh really? How? It keeps changing appearance every once in a while.

Upgebump?
Nobody?

have you washed it?????????

You have to wash it better. It happens if you dont wash it.

Probably thrush

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Dude called it. Thrush. Buy Canesten with the oral pill and you will be golden in about 7 days bro.

Looks like inverse psoriasis. You're uncut, right? Try washing under foreskin with a gentle soap/body cleanser (the type used on infants works) in the shower and then applying moisturizer for a week or so. If it doesn't improve, see a urologist.

You jerk off too much. Just stop for like a few days and use lotion around the dry parts

Not really a concern for uncut guys mang, you can rub it raw but not dry.

This.

Then take a fuckin shower

A shower isn't going to cure anons thrush, excessive soaping can actually hinder your body removing thrush.

It's yours

Lol

Just a normal circumcised dick. The glans gets like that when exposed.

I don't know what people bitch about, tho. Sex is still good brev

You know what they say. "If you don't use it, you lose it"

>Just a normal circumcised dick.

Dr. user here,

There seems to be a fag attached to your dick, OP.

I'm going to prescribe you a rope. Have a good day.

It's not in your mom's mouth.

You have a yeast infection. Stick your dick in yogurt for 5 mins for 2 days and it will go away.