OFFICIAL LIONS vs JAGUARS GAME THREAD #1

Jags (2-7) at Lions (5-4)

Kick-off in 30 bings.

Come for the football, stay for the Jags "promotional" video

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>bortles was tied for second in touchdown passes last year
>now he regressed and looks worse than a college qb and is openly pouting on the field

What the fuck happened?

terrible coaching staff

jags fans, are you guys done with bortles? He seemed promising last year but things haven't gone well this year, any hope

No, not yet. I refuse to believe a regression that bad is all his fault especially how promising he looked last year. After a new coach comes in and if he still doesn't improve then he should be cut. I didn't hate him as our top pick in 2014, but we shouldn't have drafted a QB that high since none were really that impressive at the time. This front office sucks ass and has had nothing but shitty first round picks except for Ramsey which any idiot would have gotten right.

jags will be scary next year.

I remember when they said the same about the Rams

rams d-line is pretty scary :o

so the Lions can win this game handily right? if they don't that's pretty sad

Based Stafford will lead them to the promised land

>coming off a buy week against the fucking 2-7 jags

Lions will fuck it up somehow

All of our games have been close so I'm not having any expectations. I don't think the team will have nay blowouts this year.

CAT BROS

KITTY POWER

POWERFUL PUSSIES

Stream anyone?

DID THE BYE REPLENISH THE LOINS SUPPLY OF MEME MAGICK?

>lions
>ever winning handily
Calling it now, Stafford leads a game winning td drive with less than two minutes on the clock.

Dubs confirm. praise kek

>trap game
god bless these kitties

>14-43
Holy shit. How does this nigga still have a job? That would even get you fired on the Lions.

>tfw I'm too sick to go to the bar for the game

I'm dying, boys

>Loins

>FIRST PLAY FUMBLE

WEW LAD

strikeout me/football/401753/1/detroit-lions-vs-jacksonville-jaguars

quality is meh but it's only like 5 seconds behind live


fucking kill me

Would Matt Stafford skip the party just because of a little thing like illness? No, no he would not.

Suck it up pansy.

JUST

PARTY IS NOT ON

>jags haven't forced a turnover in 5 games
>get one on the first play

same old lions

>jags can't get a turnover for 5 games straight
>immediately turn it over

It's fine guys, remember
>bortles

im gonna assume they just say
>no clear evidence

WEW

ding ding ding

I did coke till 5a.m. then shoveled out the driveway this morning ya puss. Pouring a drink right now

REFBALL

PARTY STILL ON

PRAISE KEK

>call stands
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the city of nfl officiaring

reminder lionsbro to also channel (some) of your energy for the browns today

we must not let them have a 0-16 season

You sound like someone I would want to be friends with but since you shoveled snow today I can only assume you live far away which makes me sad.

fuck the Browns

did he just say
>brother shot and killed this sunday

fuck the Browns

Thanks for the reminder my Chinese friend.

They do not have what it takes for a perfect season and it shall not be allowed.

Why not? Fuck Cleveland

Sorry but I don't want to be the only team in the NFL to ever go 0-16

>Loins get positive refball

Man that election shook stuff up

Yeah but he meant brother in the related sense not because he's black.

Black people getting shot in Atlanta is a pretty everyday event. No reason to take a day off.

I'll just drink in the bathtub and watch the game

Are they having twins? Did I hear that right?

wtf is wrong with you

i do

until we win another playoff game that's the only accomplishment im proud of

They better not be girls. I want two new Staffords available in the draft 20 years from now.

his back up what's his name is having trips

freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2016/11/11/matthew-stafford-kelly-twins/93690770/

i got bad news for you

You heard right
Stafford you dog

There will be more. The seed is strong.

>Jacksonville's pass defense has allowed 75% completion rate
>Stafford is having the problem someone who can play Through The Fire and The Flames on Expert has playing Easy Mode

Thanks God. You asshole.

>lions """"defense""""

where can i find stream? i dont have a working antenna

>yeldon wide open
gonna be a long day

He probably already has some illegitimate ones from his college days

What should I tell him? used to be good friends

>bortles getting a false start
Top kek

>the QB getting a false start penalty

wut?

That he's terrible.

FUCKING HYDER

>dumpoff pass on 3rd and 13

Are the jags trying to be the lions?

>24 opening drives without a td

jesus

What I miss?

If you make a quick motion that implies to the defense that the ball is going to be snapped and it isn't it's a false start. The reason is because it's a faggy way to try and bait a defense into an offsides.

I wouldn't say Bortles did that but he was moving around like an epileptic sperg so the refs probably flagged him to calm him down.

nothing. right now, the same old defense sucking

>all these exploding lightbulbs

I hope you cleaned up all that fucking glass Apple.

Not against a full power Jim Bob.

If they played in the NFC North they would have had back to back 0-16 seasons.

>ARKANSAS
>ARKANSAS

Bortles got a false start penalty.

Pretty much the only thing of note.

great drive guys

>This offense lately

Hey guys, I'm from the future. The game will end in a tie.

Will Rogue One be based or are we going to get tricked again?

Just by coming back in time, you've drastically altered the timeline.

>erasing kyle katarn from canon

Fuck Disney
Fuck Star Wars
Fuck Rogue One

probably not very good, plot just on paper sounds so weak


also cmon JBC let's spice it up after what happened last game

Who has worse uniforms, the Jags or the Bengals?

The Browns.

>lions favored to beat jaguars

good god blake LMFAO what were you thinking

>erasing kyle katarn from canon
Wait what? Okay now I'm mad.

Fuck that stupid kikes Abrams and Disney.

>dat elite tackle
Unexpectes from a Lions linebacker

rip bort

Oh sweet christ.

>L O I N S

...

>loins

lmao!

go lions!!!

"forced" turnover

>loins

>already posted the loins penis gif

damn

BASED Parnell ty bb

WHY IS ROBERTS FUCKING RETURNING

I THOUGHT WE ALREADY TRIED THIS EXPERIMENT AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK OUT

Roberts, become benched.