How do I fuck my wife's best friend who is currently baby sitting our kid?

How do I fuck my wife's best friend who is currently baby sitting our kid?
She's hot as hell and last time we had a party she got drunk and was pressing her delicious titties on my arm.

How can I hint that I'm interested in her?

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That is a fantastic cock, any more webms? Or a source?

I also have her number. Should I text her something?

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You're going to ruin your relationship and break your family, faggot.

I don't have sauce, but have more webms if you can help me out with my deliema of wanting to fuck my wife's best friend

How did you pick up your wife op?
>talk to her
>fuck on the child's bed
If you don't kno how to talk to girls take mdma

asks for cheating advice, gets dick questions.
Sup Forums

Get the fuck out white knight

sauce: "HD - FANTASYHD TEEN EMILY GREY FUCKS WITH BLACK THIGH HIGHS"

dropping some md into her drink is always an option, enjoy ur best sex ever

Don't commit to a monogamous relationship

Flirt with her, hint subtly that you're interested but don't let your wife catch you.

Just fuck your kid instead.

Even through txt? Or only in person? Texts can be easily saved or kept to be caught

Thank you very much

What would you do if your wife fucks your best friend?

Md?

>wanting to protect the sanctity of marriage
>white knight

Gtfo, knave.

any time

I second Thee

Would give me a reason to leave her. I hate my relationship with her.
Kid was unplanned. Just doing my share of supporting him. I don't care about her.

>How do I fuck my wife's best friend
with your penis.
>How can I hint that I'm interested in her?
show her your penis.

mda/mdma

Just rape the bitch. Squirt in all of her holes. Get it out of your system. Ideally you'll have bound and gagged your wife so she can watch the proceedings.

kek

Why are you still with her then?

Minus the fact that not all marriage is wanted. Kids happen accidentally. Cheaper just to deal with her than deal with child support

Sauce?

Cheaper to deal with her than child support

Not all value can be measured monetarily.

Send a nice long text about how you'd love to fuck her as she's in your house with the wife away. Don't say names and keep the excuse "Sorry, that was meant for my wife." ready.

God damn I am in this position... 15 more years till I can leave...

Don't do it.

If she was interested, you'd know.

Don't be that rapey asshole.

This is a bad idea... and you're retarded

I feel you.. mines 4 months.. I got a long time to go

Don't put anything incriminating in writing. Will bite you in the ass. Spoken word only

God damn you guys. Does you wife have a vice? Smoking weed or drinking? Gotta leave em and make them seem unfit then get custody.

This, stick to this always, word against word is meaningless and you can always get away with it

Ok so I had the right idea for that then. Just in person.

We are all going to a beach party too. Thinking of how me and her can get alone and see if she's into me. That's in a few months.

I don't fight with her but I hate her guts so much... I'm staying for my son BC I don't want to share my time with him and i have to make sure he isn't getting fuckin fast food everyday BC bitch can't cook... I may not wait the full 15 years

Good luck doing that in the US of A. Even if the mom is a drunk weed addict, she's almost certain to be seen as more fit to take care of a child than a man. Only way would be to have damning evidence that she's done something REALLY bad, then he *might* get custody.

Dang man. Good to see I'm not the only one I this boat. But sorry to hear as well.
Good luck to you.
Have you cheated on her at all?

Sadly no, mine is a straight arrow but a total cunt... she's all sweet and shit to people's faces but tears them down behind their backs.... she makes a lot of money too so I can't say she's a total loser... but yeah she's a miserable cunt but I can't leave BC I love my son so much and I don't want to only have him on weekends

Why is nobody comenting on the op video and its source? Is this were the autismo leads?

See if your wife is interested in a 3way.

How fucking retarded are you? Please tell me you got at least a "C" on your IQ test.

Read the thread you shit head. Sauce was posted.

Oh yeah, I have two fuck buddies and working on a third... they know my situation and we make fun of my cunt wife while I fuck them on her side of the bed... the two girls I fuck don't know about each other though haha...

Does she have stable income? Any mental health issue? Even depression?

She was one time. Actually. But she'd get jealous and I would never hear the end of it. She says they would love my dick too much.

Yes, she's super professional and has a great job... no depression, just a total cunt and awful miserable person

Its possible. Gotta get a good lawyer and plan it out before you leave her.

No wonder your not attracted to her anymore

Tell her that there is no reason to get jealous if she stops thinking of you as a possession.

She should just be happy that you're having fun. She can too!

Just tell her you want to fuck her

Please enlighten me on how you do it.

it's a TRAP! Your wife asked her friend to temp you to see if you'll fall for the bait. NEVER fuck someone that your wife knows or is a friend of a friend. Disaster waiting to happen noob.

And people think women are the problem. Appreciate your wife or get rid of her. Its not hard to do... Dont get married if you wanna fuck other girls. Common sense!

When she starts talking shit behind ppls back she was very nice to. Subtlety and at first jokingly suggest she is bipolar/multiple personality disorder. Then every few months do it again. Make a couple suggestions about her seeing someone to get it checked just to make sure after a year or two.
Plant the seed of doubt it'll take time but that's all you have is time.
Even visits for mental health can be used against her. Her screaming at you she isn't crazy is just more ammo for you to use.

Just talk via text for a long time and sometimes drop in the fact that you and your wife fight sometimes and all that and then turn your attention to how you wish your wife was like her... compare and contrast them and have the other girl win... then ask for nudes and such and go from there

Wow, hmmm.... now I'm thinking... keep suggesting more shit

Sausage. fantasyhd.com/video/teen-thigh-gap

Just show up naked. Works 3 out of 4 times

Two words: Plausible deniability.

The two of you need to get very drunk together, alone, just the two of you. Then, if you hit on her and she rejects you and tells your wife, you can just say that you were verydrunk. Same goes for her. If she says yes and then the two of you get caught, she can say, "we were drunk".

Having a way for her to protect her reputation if things go south is a crucial part of making a move on a wife's friend.
Girls are naturally competitive and fuck each other's men all the fucking time. Preselection by other women is a HUGE part of game in the pickup artist community and you being married and having a kid is arousing to your wife's friend, I guarantee it.

The thought of a rival woman stealing her man is what makes a woman horny. But conversely, the thought of stealing a man from a rival woman is also very arousing. Girls who are best friends always have this sibling rivalry when it comes to seducing men.

Women just aren't wired to be loyal.

so close

>Kids happen accidentally so why be responsible for your pursuit of bustin a nut?
Nigger detected

Since she seems to have her life together and no vices. Your only options are the crazy route or proving her an unfit mother which would be extremely hard. Other hard option is getting her to cheat and catching her.

Crazy route is best if you can get it to stick. Also if you do end up fucking her friend. You could manipulate her into thinking she is crazy too or just having her lie and testify that your wife is crazy.

One visit to a psychologist no matter what the doc says instantly makes your job easier.

Huh? That user didn't say anything like that. You need to learn how to read.

This turns me into diamonds imagining the sex me and her best friend would have.

Married for ten years and cheating game has gotten way better.

Make a fake facebook profile, with fake name, jobetc. Get on Tinder. Sort by 18-21. Cum buckets in little girls.

>imagine fucking her standing doggy style with her hands on the stove in the kitchen while your wife is grocery shopping and she is wearing your wife's lingerie

Op here. I was texting her and giving her encouragement on watching my son. She told me thanks. Thinking about checking in asking her how its going. Any advice on how i should word this?

Hell yes. I want this so bad.

Hmm. Dubs trying to tell me I get to fuck my wife's bf?

What difference does it make?
He's already a nigger.

How could I use catching her cheating to win custody?

>imagine her laying under your bed waiting for your wife to go to sleep so that she can suck your dick in your bed right next to your sleeping wife

Hot 18yos wont fuck someone in their 30s if there are other 18-25yo guys hotter than you, fag.

If I was a nigger. I would of left her behind with the kid. And let him grow up without a father.

works for me. i look 22 though, have profile at 24. Am 33

You can't. Cheating has no bearing what so ever upon divorce proceedings or child custody.

Anyone saying otherwise is a child who still believes the world is fair.

"Accidentally" send her a pic you "meant to send to the wife" and her reaction should give you an idea of what she thinks

Where to get though?

Dubs is speaking to me!
Plz dubs. Bless me to have sex with her and not be caught and have her addicted to me

the only thing that can solve this is a game of truth or dare with your wife, her gf, and tequila

You have to have balls to pull it off. You are risking getting fucked up and you need to accept that, then go for it. Ask her to help you out with something, offer a drink, just give it a shot.

thats a bold move cotton

divorce your wife and ask her to fuck. Whats wrong with you?

Nigga you is married and you asking for tips on how to approach a girl you already know like what the fuck.

Murder is an option. There are many ways to make it look like an accident. Do it now while the child is too young to remember her.

Dubs speaking again. Accidental dick pic?

no. don't send a pic. text a link to a porn video of a girl screaming her brains out because she's getting fucked really, really hard then immediately send a followup text "I'm trying to fuck for two hours tonight."

When she replies, apologize and say you sent it to her by mistake.

You don't.

>advice and posts a woman who says she was coerced into swinging by her senator husband

Similar situation going on here OP

Wife's best friend comes over regularly, she and I are very good friends as well. We hang out and drink together often

One day while friend was over my wife left the room and came back in half a panic, saying she got the weirdest feeling she was going to come back and find us making out. It's become a running joke between the three of us that she and I are totally fucking every time wife isn't there. Wife has said we probably could be and because of the running joke she wouldn't even notice, and probably wouldn't care.

Both wife and best friend are hot but this feels like a trap.

>imagine her using your wife's vibrator in her pussy while you fuck her in the ass doggy style and then putting it back where it was without cleaning it

This. It's probably a trap so your wife can get custody. She's already plotting to separate you from your child. Poison the bitch with a small bit of methanol in her drinks.

>text
Nope.
Spoken word only. That way it's your word against hers when this goes South. If she can't prove anything, it can't be held against you in a court of law.

Wow nice fantasy. Did it take long to engineer?