Nobody ever talks about Austria

We basically just stay in /deutsch/ and even there we're not welcome... What did we ever do to the world to deserve this?

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>Austria
Just convert to German.

you provided asylum for chechen terrorists so i have nothing positive to say about your country

We're not allowed to do that.
But we're the funny mountain people, right?

>What did we ever do to the world to deserve this?

Adolf

That's literally Germany's fault.

I used to shill for austria a year or two ago but then some Austrian user said something that displeased me

>trust me austria is a good boi

People always talk about how good you are at "bants"

Yeah, I do the same thing. I'll shill for countries that say nice things about America but then stop if they start chatting shit.

He's literally Austrian. It's your fault.

Nah

Aren't these bavarians and swiss?

Austrians are just Bavarians who didn't get to be a part of Germany tbqh

Well, good to know

100% your fault. Nobody likes you because of that.

OK Latvia, you are welcome

That's what happens when you let A-H fall and become a meme artificial country.

At least not Belgium-tier though

>tfw you're just deforested Lebanon

Poste österreichische Köstlichkeiten, damit bekommt man Aufmerksamkeit.
Linzer- und Sachertorte, Kaiserschmarrn etc.

Es ist zu spät, ich gönne mir jetzt drei Monster Energy und fappiere in meiner Schanze zu Anime.

Hitler

>implying Adolf was a mistake

English! you two cannot be trusted.

:>

Österreich? I like it.

what does that even mean mister??

Austr*ans are literally the biggest cancer posters in /deutsch/

It's an emoticon

but why? are they ''redpillled'' ??

what does it mean?

Can't you see it? It's grinning, it's just a smiling face :>

Austria might unironically be the country against which we've fought the greater part of our wars, Britain be excepted.

Why would I trust you now?

But I like Austria.

>What did we ever do to the world to deserve this?
Following the P*pe's religion instead of Reformed Christianity and not joining mighty Prussia.

Could you Write something in your german dialect? :3 (I know there are no "official" written versions of dialect, but just imitate the sounds).

why do the germans hate you?

i like austria especially hitler :)

der walt for the patcho

What is there in Austria anyway?

You guys are only somewhat part of the successosphere.

>and even there we're not welcome
You'll die of waiting to be made welcome by anons, user. If being welcomed was necessary I'd never end up fucking posting.

>I used to shill for austria
Good work, user, "shilling" for a country while you're posting for the most disliked country on Sup Forums. Top strategy.

Echt? kannst du das gar nicht auf Deutsch schreiben? ,,die Wand für den Pantscho"; gern geschehen

Heast Hawara, wos wüst vo mir? Hau di über'd Dächer!
Well we don't like each other in general. Austrians hate Germans.

Ich habe nur "von mir, über und Dächer(?)" verstanden :3 vielen Dank! ich bin der Meinung, dass der Akzent von den Österreichern ist der Schönste

My favorite painter is Viennese.

tut mir leid schluchtenbrudi : (((

Literally two world war.

I like you guys :D

You gave the world Beethoven unlike the evil Germans who gave us Hitler.

nice meme

I like Austria, I should visit Wien

Been in Austria a few days ago. Really enjoyed this country, people were nice and streets were clean. Hey, Austrian user, I really love your country, it has interesting and great history, nice culture and also it's a peaceful place. I would like to move to Australia when I'll become an oldfart.

Hey they also made Mozart, so I'd say they're 1-1

>the eternal A*strian at it again

You pathetic little cuckold

He's crying for sympathy and then later goes back to shitting up /deutsch/

Its always the same with you guys

please see

and

>Austria
but you're germans so who cares

Mozart wasn't Austrian

Well the last time some britfag that visited Vienna said we were the edgiest people in the world and that's why nobody likes us.

I just talked to a random guy on the street that complained that only refugees are allowed to murder fags without prosecution, so that brit might be on to something.

>be austria
>start two (2) world wars
>lose them both

?
whats your point?

>WW1 wasn't started by Serbia and the German Kaiser
>WW2 wasn't started by a German politican

For good reason those people are the reason our media is so shitty and why we were flooded with sandnigs.

Those welcome celebration tards were all german, most our social workers are german, NGOs? German.

Fuck Germany.

A german says
>Austr*ans are literally the biggest cancer posters in /deutsch/
and then I reply
>but why? are they ''redpillled'' ??

what do you mean what's my point you stupid kraut???? I'm simply ASKING a QUESTION REEEEEE

>ww1 wasn't started by austria-hungary invading serbia
>ww2 wasn't literally started by an austrian
epic

We are not redpilled we are the red pill.

>New Zealandish "education"

YEE BOI

t. adolf hitler

>invading serbia
Serbia belongs to us, can't invade your rightful clay.

I am Jewish.

wtf kinda question is that?

are you literally retarded?

and most importantly, what does that have to do with my post?

>can't invade your rightful clay
explain this then??
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_German_Samoa

Fuck off Dirk.

I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE
that's a compliment for me :3

So was Hitler.

>my bf just gave me a good night cuddle

>I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE
Just locked her up with your daughter?

How many kids did you make with them?

Fuck off Dirk

I'm simply asking why the fuck do krautcucks hate based Austrians. It sounds like that's too much of a hard question on that muslim brains of yours to handle.

We frequently talk about Austria when discussing plans to invade Carinthia for a third time.

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>why the fuck do krautcucks hate based Austrians

And I answered that you retarded piece of lard, because theyre constantly spamming and shitposting in /deutsch/

Now what does them being redpilled or not have to do with that?

do it
Austria is rightfully Slovenian clay, and Austrians are basically germanized Slovenes

daily reminder that austria, croatia and venice are rightful slovenian clay

Well every invasion failed so you can try again :3
I think Carinthia even has a bigger population than "Slovenia"
Also im so glad that slovenian is dying out. We didnt even put your "language" in the constitution
t. turko-syrian

Calm down goy

they're bluepilled as fuck

they elected a green president

hald jur mauf

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EIN AMI LABERT ÜBERN DEUTSCHN

Austrians are the legitimate descendants of the roman empire, so everything is our clay.

A.E.I.O.U.

One bar is better than no bars.

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The neither was hitler, an ethnic german.

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There's like 500.000 people in Carinthia, Klagenfurt is barely the size of Maribor. And it's for the better, for there is no human scum in the world quite like the average Heimatdienst-supporting, crypto-Nazi, Slovene-descended Carinthian.

Why don t you make a /kangaroo/ general?

are you kidding? you like spawned literally hitler who is literally hitler oh my gooood like whaaat

That's true, but they still belong to us.

Es gibt keinen FUCKING Gott