* blocks your path *

* blocks your path *

bitch swerve

*assume position optimal for impregnating a female*

*looks up from phone then instinctively tries to look back down to it to avoid eye contact but then realizes that might look autistic so forces self to look up again and feel uncomfortable*

*glocks your snatch*

i would probably try to ask her what she wants from me in broken engrish, and she would probably think i'm actually retarded

just adjust your angle to try and walk past, don't stop
if she gets in your way again you will be able to push her aside easily, women are weak as shit

AYOOOOOO SHAWTY BAD
LIKE SHWATY LOWKEY THICC
MAKE A NIGGA WONNA BUSS A NUT

excuse me

can I help you

*blocks yours*

heh.... I can stand here all day........ kiddo....

*rolls onto grass*

*unzips dick*
Well well well, what do we have here

Sup Forums can fuck off, I would plow this nigress to the moon and back.

I'm not a fan of black females.

*teleports behind her*

Heh... I have been known to sample dark meat... on occasion...

She'd probably ask why you hacked the election. And then spray you with pepper spray.

This, people that say they wouldn't are either gay or lying to themselves

these 2bh

noose time

OwO what's this?

*goes around and continues*

*walks towards her*

*charges at her and headbutts in the stomach*

*it was a hologram*

I grab her for pussy!

Best answer

move towards her, if she doesnt move, I pick her up by her waist and set her behind me

*gulp* c-c-can i help you ?

>you pick her up by the waist
>she immediately wraps her hands and legs around you while looking you in the eyes
WAT DO?

>tfw no black gf

*show her my teeth that i haven't washed for month and breathe at her with whistle*

*steps on jordans*

skrrt skrrt yeet

*shoot her*