Who would you like to see portray Lara Croft on the big screen next?

Who would you like to see portray Lara Croft on the big screen next?

Rhona Mitra

Is that Remy on the left?

Denise Milani

is the left shooped?
why's her head so big?

Daisy Ridley

What the fuck are you retarded? How do you not know who that is and how do you not know who Remy is well enough to know that isn't her?

>inb4 protagonist is a white girl
>inb4 protagonist's love interest is a masculine black man
You just know that's going to happen.

Daisyfu, probably the only one to make me care about it.

She's 4'2''.
Don't height shame

homosexuals confirmed

The lady from Deadpool.

I miss prime Angie

There's just something lacking.
I can't quite put a finger on it.

Small screen presence maybe?
Little exposure to Hollywood?
Teeny tiny experience maybe?

if i wanted to watch a film about some uninteresting bimbo I'd watch porn.

Sophie Turner

in this reboot, lara drops the guns and just bites tigers and monkeys to death

she's suppose to be like 17 in the current iteration right? why not any actress that age?

Well who do you suggest? That's why I started the thread!

>how dare you not recognize some bitch on the Internet

I'm really fucking drunk rn senpai and going through some personal hardships

AlI ask is that you relax

Can we agree Angelina Jolie was 10/10 casting for Lara Croft?

MEW

Dani Daniels

If you don't know who that is and you don't know who Remy is well enough to know that it is not her, then I don't want you in my thread. Take your excuses and shove them up your ass, then get the fuck out of my thread.

Can she do a British accent?

See

Double confirmed.

Thanks senpai, I appreciate it greatly

Relax dude, I will reiterate, I am really fucking drunk and not going through the best of times

>hurr muh tiddies

>funnyjunk-tier gif

12 y/o confirmed

she prefers her box office poison accent

B-b-but San Andreas

at least im not a daisyfag

Literally the most critically acclaimed part of that movie

>at least i'm not an irredeemable piece of shit

Maybe her

Seriously this. She may be too old noq though. Also, her acting is questionable...Y'know what, I take it back. No, I don't agree with you.

>Y'know what, I take it back. No, I don't agree with you.

Maisie Williams of course

Literally the only choice

Come at me broseth

>showing your autism because someone doesn't know a porn girl

This is the next Lara Croft

Barren Womb Raider?

>M-MY THREAD

Suri Cruise

Rosario

Idris Elba

Go all My Fair Lady on Gemma Atkinson and let her loose in the tank top and shorts with a posh accent.

Hasn't pic related already been cast?

Someone that actually has tits, not these flat chicks.

this.

A bimbo. Juxtapose a bimbo with some well done production values and oh boy you've got something special

She would actually be a perfect Lara
The non sjw one at least

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But thats a nigger, Croft is white.

Ryry
Young Ryry bouncing around in tights shorts and tight tucked in shirt getting sweaty and jumping around in slow motion

I know no one else here is hyped for this but I am. And all those who disagree with this casting has the worst taste.
Hyped as fuck.

Thats the (((British))) beauty we all know and love as the impossibly strong and voluptuous lara croft.

>voluptuous
Shes not the original Lara. Shes the superior reboot Lara

> he has never asked his doctor for a testosterone level test as he just gets on with everybody and is doing great even his crush's boyfriend says so

chanel preston

DONT BREAK THE CONDITIONING

her name is Kira Orsag

This is good, why don't more people suggest her?

> "if i stand like i have autism i can pretend ive got a good figure!"

BIEL
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don't forget the sharp knees, killer

Kira has a nice ass

Breh!
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Well post a picture of it then, sitting on a rail/bathroom sink is the biggest fake going, dont be an idiot and fall for it.

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those arms are pure sex

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u mite b gae

*ding* *ding* *ding* We have a winner!

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>butterface
just no

>pigeon toes
Swoon

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at work, faggot

just got fired. thanks.