Let's make Sup Forums random again

Let's make Sup Forums random again.

Give the finger to all the stupid beardless young anons plaguing this used-to-be-glorious-now-is-just-shit-and-porn board.
Show me your beards nonvirgins!

Boy, you call those goat pubes on your face a beard? a real beard is thick, not thin and wispy. you look like Rasputin. you look like you vape. you look like you suck dick for bus-fare and then walk.

I got a phony pony

I can't grow a beard anymore.

osama is that you? I thought you ded?!!!

This.

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i shave because, ya know, decent job and don't want to look like i jerk off to black metal videos and guitar instructional videos about how to detune your 8 string guitar you bought off craigslist

Eat a dick OP! I've touched the rectums of several females with my qenis and I refuse to let my facial afro exist.

dafuq is detune?

you need to go back

I doubt he's getting any pussy tho. Feels strange man. He should really cut his fingernails, 0% chance he's gotten those fingers in a pussy, ever.

de-tune

as in tune the guitar to something non-standard you acoustic nigger

Sorry, I don't like to look like a hobo so I brush.

nydailynews com/news/national/feds-sue-ups-ban-beards-long-hair-article-1.2293283

What are the chances
this guy has gotten his fingers in some pussy?

>beards

Nu-males.

Wat the fuck am i looking at?

Acoustic is for faggots, how dare you. I just call that down tuning.

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What happened boy? Some guitar player stole your girl after making her cum harder with his finger than you could ever do with your dick?

>We didn't need the side view.

Fuck you and your white trash beard

literally pubes glued onto your face

actin all catty wompus now

So many hairless pussys derailing another thread. Show your glorious facial hair or gtfo and go post on your porn threads again as OP said.

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Are you me?

That's the worst beard I have ever seen. Looks like you're 12 years old and glued it on.
>Let's make Sup Forums random again

fuck off faggot, literal waiting room while newfriends look for a board to cancer up, usually Sup Forums is the next step, Sup Forums has always been a fucking SHITHOLE

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Beards are for ugly people.

Did you grow that shit so your boyfriend thinks your mouth looks more like a pussy?

why do you look like a sand nigger?