Who can stop us?

Who can stop us?

Jerry Jones

>Leave the NFL to me.

Giants

Injury

LOL

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Nope, >we finally have a quarterback who can out-clutch Eli.

Seahawks.

>tfw the Dak Dez chemistry is starting to flow

So clutch that he lost the game in the last minute against the Giants.

/this
he always was a fuck up and he will be a fuck up

>only loss is week 1, year 1 of a rookies carrer, still only lose by 1

Top jej.

If Jaylon Smith is good then this might go down as the best draft in Cowboys history, maybe even NFL history

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Dak lead them on what would have been a clutch drive if Williams didn't spaghetti and stay in bounds

this meme crashing and burning will be glorious

your team relies on two rookies

you won't do anything in the playoffs and you know it...

the salty tears will be beautiful

How is Dallas pass defense?

>Divisional Round
>Eli Meming cuts through Dallas defense like butter in finale drive
>Cowboy fans "B-but muh elite Zeke"
>Zekes leg explodes

tbf they're probably just happy to have a winning season and a healthy QB

Steelers with a non-meme coach.

The divisional round

Its always the Giants

Uncle Bill

Terence Williams

I'll just leave this here.

>played two teams with winning records
>lost to one
>beat the other in OT
GREAT """""""""team"""""""

true. Who knows. Maybe the old boys come back and start winning superowl after superowl.

>us

I know illiterate cowfucks don't start watching football until they hear "their" team is winning, but you already lost the first game of the year to the Giants.

>inb4 muh rookie
Collins is going to rape your paper tiger QB

Garrett not feeding Zeke the ball like Urban did against Sparty

>LOL GIANTS WIN LOL
>They will still say this even after Dallas destroys Jew York in the rematch

LOL 1 man defense can't stop the machine
LOL you sound pretty salty there buddy :)
LOL keep on hating bruh

Why do you have to worry about the rematch?

Did you already lose a game to the gnats or something?

The Cowboys are going to destroy the Giants in New York.

>Dak then leads clutch game-winning drive with less than a minute left
>Giants get raped by fags upon landing back in New York

>LOL 1 man defense can't stop the machine
>proving you don't watch football
>the defense that stopped you faggots game 1

Not as glorious as the tears from you all season long

You seem mad

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What is the Giants record I don't remember

I'm genuinely mad that they're doing well.

Between the Cowboys winning and Trump winning, the average American redneck is happy. And any time the rednecks are happy, the rest of us are embarrassed to live here.

Not as much as the gnats have to worry about making the playoffs

kek gnats are utter shit, they only won cause dumb twill didn't run outside and you know it

lol do cowcucks fans actually think their team is good?

Their team is good.

Their team is not half as elite as they think.

They'll learn in the divisional.

Ezekiel Elliot confirmed for o line baby

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good luck with that running game now that he's been figured out girls

>us

1-0 against the Cowboys

Ikr? Only shit teams go 9-1.

>thirty years of irrelevance
>draft a meme qb and rb
>actually believe they're going to sustain this into the playoffs/seasons ahead

christ dallas fans are pathetically dumb

Dallas is good, maybe great, but >we are still going to have a tough time against Seattle and New England.

>playing with a rookie QB in week 1 of his first ever professional season
>playing with a rookie QB after 9 straight wins, some confidence, and the trust of his whole organization
>these are the same

jew york vagiants fan intelligence ladies and gentlemen. astounding.

>playing with a new defense in week 1 of their first game together
>playing with a new defense in week 9 clutching game after game
>these are the same

Cowshit inbred fan intelligence ladies and gentlemen. astounding.

>playing defense is the same as single handedly running an offense

really activates my almonds, thanks for the insight vagiant retard

This thread needs more Cowboys pics! Post em!

You're man. If only we had an elite record like the Browns

Go look at the records of the teams the Cowgirls beat. They're almost all scrub teams. Giants are the best team the Cowgirls played all year and they lost to them at home.

About 30 more years senpai

its going to be so great when vagiant fans think they have a legitimate shot at beating the cowboys because >week 1 and then they get btfo'd by dak and zeke finally playing at their best

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>a rookie quarterback losing his first game by one (1) point
>he thinks that's a dominating performance by the Giants

Tripfags, everyone.

NO ONE. THIS IS THE FUNNEST SEASON EVER. BEEN A FAN SINCE 1999. I DONT EVEN KNOW. I REALLY THINK DAK IS THE NEXT BRADY. ZEKE AND THE OFFENSIVE LINE. HOLY SHIT. IF WE HAD ANY DEFENSE WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE.

Terrence Williams lost the game....

It really could. Malik Colins and fuckign Anthony Brown are doing good too.

>implying the Gnats will make it past the Wild Card round

That's cute.

>single handedly

5 guys on the O-line?

kys

top sideline for him senpai.

>having this much of a hard on for a 1 point win in said rookie's very first NFL game

If Baltimore's D couldn't stop Dallas then the Giant's sure can't. Should be high scoring re-match though.

Playoff Eli

>the offensive line runs the offense

wow i didn't know this. i could have swore it was the QB touching the ball on every play and calling audibles and stuff but i guess the QB just moves his mouth around to confuse the defense while the line actually does all that

holy shit my mind is blown thanks vagiants fan!!!!!

>Cowboys keep destroying "winning records"
>Cowboys haven't beaten anybody with a winning record

New England
Oakland
Seattle
NYG
Denver
maybe KC and Buffalo too.

The biggest meme of them all.

Nice meme.

We will accept your apology in a few weeks faggit

>MUH FIRST GAME ROOKIE QB
HAHAHA CANT WAIT TO SWEEP THE SHITTY COWBOYS IN THE REGULAR SEASON AND THEN WATCH THEM GO ONE AND DONE IN THE PLAYOFFS

THEN YOU FAGGOTS CAN US THE ROOKIE QB WAIT UNTIL NEXT SEASON EXCUSE

>expansion team
>calls itself America's team

>Maybe Buffalo too

Even Thurman Thomas would've found this funny

Underrated post.

Lol I love how mad the Cowboys make everyone.

No chance against Seattle.

>offensive line doesn't make the game 10x easier for the rookie

you're so scared. I can't wait.

no

Meme magic is real. Jones saw the meme wave coming

so you honestly think a rookie late in the season with all the confidence in the world will play the same as a rookie in his very first game of the season?

wow you must really know football!!

Great get him his confidence and try to squeeze balls into windows with Collins lurking. I'm sure that will work out well for you.

Oh, he'll have to do that too, because the Giants run defense is the only one to shutdown Zeke so far.

KEK HI JEFF

Ravens' run D is better and Zeke still got 97 yards.

cowboys fans are just setting themselves up for disappointment. you can't win the owl with a rookie qb.

I don't think the boys win it this year, but what is your reasoning for saying a rookie qb win the owl?

he has romo a qb with a lot of experience and a solid team around him

>out-clutch Eli.

>HOL UP

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rule book

I lel'd. Besides the cowboys receiver not running out of bounds, you guys had another mvp on your side.

>By one point.
>With a rookie quarterback and running back playing their first game.

You sure you want to hang your hat on THAT win?