why hasn't there been an actual Slenderman horror flick yet?
Why hasn't there been an actual Slenderman horror flick yet?
Daniel Kelly
Gabriel Lee
cuz too soon.
Cameron Nguyen
Because only 11 year olds would go to see it and it's rated R
Cooper Mitchell
Normies have fucking ruined him.
And a Slenderman film would have to be boring to work at all. The only way Slenderman is actually legitimately spooky is if he is incredibly subtle and shows up for very brief periods/seconds in the background. The minute you have him get up close to the camera you might as well have him be Budget Jason.
Christopher Anderson
Too played out. Maybe like 4 years ago it would have been a hit. Plus isn't there that marbles hornets thing?
Aiden Richardson
>sony
Landon Russell
It would just be full of jump scares.
Evan Collins
>Sony
Lol. Are they going to try to build a creepypasta cinematic universe!?
Jaxon Lewis
Like an scp movie? I'd watch that.
Camden Martin
Hollywood takes at least half a decade to catch up to the latest trends. Why do you think they took so long to make the Angry Birds movie?
Lucas Wood
wouldn't be scary
Sup Forums would empathise too much with the bad guy
Isaiah King
There kind of already is?
youtube.com
Bentley Morales
is this worth watching in full?
Nathaniel Young
Um, there was a Marble Hornets movie. It sucked ass though.
Kayden Campbell
Fuck. I forgot what part I left off on
Guess I gotta start all over
William Gray
Ah, The first series is pretty good. Especially for something that is zero budget. Watch it at night home alone for the full effect. The 2nd series at the motel is ok-ish. I lost interest around there. I'm yet to watch the 3rd series.
Jaxson Moore
There is , it was shit , and had Shane Dawson in it
>4 THE LULZ
David Bennett
Found footage works way better in the hands of youtube users with no budget and big ideas than a movie studio with a big budget and no ideas.
Henry Scott
didn't this involve Sup Forums?
Luke Walker
i love horror in all its forms: campy, atmospheric slow burn, b-grade, monster movies, found footage, whatever. if it has horror listed in the genre, i will give it a watch.
smiley was a failed abortion of a movie that should be completely physically and mentally erased.
it has zero redeeming qualities and was obvious sloppily made. there is no love or thought gone into it, some dipshit who probably has parental connections within the movie industry was gifted money by a miracle, came up with this half arsed concept and kind of tried to put it to film. i actually felt insulted that he allowed it to be distributed. it's the equivalent of an assignment done at 3:30am that is due at 12:00pm that day and you're still kind of drunk from the party. but you don't really need the marks so it doesn't really matter so you kind of just hit the word count and hand some bullshit in. it's lazy. i hope he feels bad and is constantly reminded of his shortcomings for the rest of his life in the industry.
i hope it hampers him professionally and personally and prevents him from finding a wife because everyone in the circles he moves around in knows what a talentless, unmotivated loser he is.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Which is the one where he goes floating past the windows? That shit was nuts.
Anthony Jenkins
but he did it 4 the lulz
Jackson Brown
This one maybe?
youtube.com
Justin Carter
Spendemayne is a shitty fucking concept for a horror film. Oh look its a dude in a suit with long arms arms and shit goddamn im shitting my pants right now
Knowing that they know they have an audience ie reddit normieb crowd they might make close to breaking even
Hudson Butler
Jacob Cox
en.wikipedia.org
Trial is still pending.
Elijah Ward
he was so obviously playing up the "Sup Forums is a really dark and edgy place" thing trying to hook in people like.. i don't even know, what the fuck was he hoping, the few people who know what "doing it for the lulz" is would feel compelled to see the movie at the theatres because it has some meme in it?
i don't understand the target audience at all, there is no clear type of theme throughout the movie either. it's trying to be a slasher movie but there's virtually no action, it's all bullshit college emotional shit. which is generally bearable when you watch stuff like scream or urban legends or literally any other horror movie involving college students. that's fine. he made the bold and the beautiful look like a fucking dramatic masterpiece with the awful writing, terrible acting and bizarrely presented "characters" if you could even call them that. i hope this is one of those things that keeps him up at night because he's so embarrassed of how it performed.
Henry Turner
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Elijah Wright
God damn. I remember being a young summerfag back when these were new and watching all of them in like the span of three nights. The computer was in the basement. I remember gunning it back up to my room to get to bed. No fucking around after watching that shit.
Gavin Wilson
Can someone just tell Sony Pictures to stop?
Just stop making shitty ass movies. Fire Amy Pascal, and anyone else involved with their shitty company since the 2000's.
Gabriel Davis
There are several pretty decent-to-good series on youtube regarding Slender Man. Marble Hornets, as posted in this thread already. There is also EverymanHYBRID, which had a neat gimmick. For 5 episodes straight it plays itself as a channel about healthy eating and keeping in shape, with "cameo" appearances by a fake Slender Man they had set up. There are also subtle foreshadowing at plot points that become apparent much later in the series. Then at episode 6, the series takes a darker turn as the crew is actually visited by the real Slender Man.
youtube.com
There was a third series and I forget its name but I'm sure you can find it.
Isaac Reyes
>not playing those creepy as fuck slenderman games where the screen gets staticy and makes spooky noises when he appears by you in the woods
Andrew Wright
>making a movie about a blow up doll
Michael Bell
>There was a third series
TribeTwelve
It was campier than the others and the story revelations were shit, but they had the best Slenderman effects.
Nathaniel King
Ah yeah that was it. Overall I'd say Marble Hornets>EverymanHYBRID>TribeTwelve. But it is most definitely worth watching for the effects.
Xavier Hernandez
Pascal was fired during the email fiasco but tainted crap she had her hands in will be around for a few more years.
Jayden Perry
Wasn't she just moved to another potion within Sony though?
Kayden Bennett
The Tall Man, starring my waifu, Jessica Biel.
Cooper Wilson
>there will never be a movie on Undying