Do it.
Do it
Xavier Ward
Liam Baker
"Can't download this at the moment. You're going to have to edit it yourself."
Liam Rogers
''Hey sorry I didn't replied to you I was bathing the dog what's up''
Julian Cruz
"Alright, I may see what's up tomorrow then."
Carter Collins
"1 star"
just like this thread
Ethan Richardson
"Don't tell boss reptile man tho"
Leo Cooper
"It reminds me of Malcolm's anus"
Liam Gutierrez
"Ur mom is a man"
Isaac Sullivan
French Vanilla
This is probably what bae thinks about when I order one
Elijah James
"That's awesome! Did Jess have a fun time?"
Elijah Ward
"Mom, What's the netflix password ?"
Benjamin White
The name Jess has some sentiment to me, so I gotta ask, did Jess have fun?
Leo Turner
"I really wish we did that when I was there"
Levi Baker
"88 cents for a reusable water bottle is a fantastic deal btw"
Gavin Bell
"Ooh. Very nice. I'm definitely tempted but I have no time."
Lincoln Wilson
Lmao rip
Isaiah Thompson
Hey babydoll, hope work is going okay. What time are you off today?
Lucas Rodriguez
>Lol, see you soon
Easton Scott
"wtf"
simple but fitting
Ryder Wright
tbh that is a pretty good deal
Michael Sanders
"Actually I just got back from the store. Thanks though"
Julian Fisher
"Hey mom, I'll call you back."
Nicholas Hernandez
She was kinda eh about it, it caught her interests a few times but for the most part she just wanted to go home
Asher Bell
Love you too momma
Leo Adams
It was really fun.
Asher Nelson
"Guess what I'm doing for spring break"
Ian Gonzalez
"8 feet"
Kayden Moore
It's not taxoplasma motherfucking gondii
Leo Green
All water bottles are reusable
Carson Hernandez
Did you find your wallet?
Brandon Adams
Ikr?
Connor Hernandez
Jesus fucking Christ I know this is fake but this wins.
Christian Richardson
Well shit, that sucks. Hopefully wherever she goes next time is more enthralling.
Aaron Torres
"Dang, that's awful. Hopefully it won't last long."
Carson Wright
"See, I'm useful for things now and then"
David Brown
Sent to my friend:
'Pick me up in 20 minutes, gotta take a shit.'
Nicholas Lewis
Hey mom, do you hate niggers too or what?
Luke Murphy
It translates to "good to hear"
Cooper Turner
Bitch I asked you first
Ethan Edwards
"Oy Vey"
Julian Reed
Ok I'll eat something else
Evan Harris
"that big reptile boss keeps shooting me looks lol"
Julian Howard
Why'd you miss the bus
Chase Powell
"There's no knowing what's going on up stairs."
>In context of talking about a retarded kid coming out as 'otherkin'.
Dylan Long
So do you have any plans today or what?
Adam Lopez
the baby woke up
Colton Turner
dont think any are going that way and im still waiting on stick
Zachary Torres
"Wow, 10’ is full size."
Bentley Edwards
>coming out as otherkin
You can't come out as retarded
Carter Ortiz
"938597494"
Christopher Miller
Just finished watching goodfellas, it was actually really really good.
Leo Powell
Just finished
Luke Parker
Shitty
Gavin Reed
"do you live alone"
"no i live with my gold fish"
Evan Wood
Goodnight I love you too
Levi Brooks
"Night, baby, Love you"
Zachary Bennett
>"tampons"
text before: "just got finished with supper, need anything from the store?"
Owen Torres
:3
>this is literally the the second to last text I sent
Xavier Gutierrez
Why?
Anthony Reed
"Yeah, I got you"
Chase Rivera
"If you want to after, I'll pay for your food man"
Noah Barnes
tits or gtfo
Charles Reyes
>"I'm missing the scales and the anus" that was the last message you sent me last year
... it was for a biology assignment
Easton Torres
What ever works for you man your accuracy is heaps better.
Not even kidding this was my last text.
Wyatt King
"WHEN YOU EXPECTING A CREAM PIE BUT SHE A VIRGIN"
>ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS AYYYYYYY
Carson Stewart
kek
Thomas Edwards
"Guess you'll never know! ;)"
10/10
Chase Evans
>going home at 4, mightn't see you today
was to my GF
Connor Ward
"Good night."
Colton Kelly
...
Jason Anderson
"That I'm going to have lunch in Hector's house"
Tyler Williams
technically, but don't be an 'akchuilly' faggot user
Jordan Collins
"Hey, you got my 50 bucks. I'm flat broke lol"
Don't think it works
Noah Perez
"I think I'm gonnaaaa"
I picked up my phone thinking it was gonna say some stupid shit. i mean i guess it fuckin did
Nathaniel Scott
"Yeah i got everything. I also got 2 chicken pot pies for dinner one night and chicken noodle soup. When did you want to make the pot pies?"
I don't think mine works with this
Carson Gonzalez
I love you woman!
Well hell
Jose Wilson
"Dude, you need to take some time away from your ex."
Lucas Hill
>wake up you homo
Carson Reyes
...
Charles Stewart
"Well hopefully I can do the same to this chick"
Ian Hughes
"Find me the book the travelers gift"
Joshua Lee
"Omnomnom :3"
Josiah Evans
"Yeah"
Christopher Evans
"Not until April"
Chase Smith
"Did you know that I fell asleep?"
Josiah Bailey
"Brb"
Luke King
"Fug"
Zachary Bailey
"Why would i buy you tampons?'
Justin Gutierrez
...
Hudson Clark
"It's on hold"
Kevin Foster
Can you not be jewish for 1 second?
Kevin Murphy
"Woah I've never seen that but it's super accurate"
My mom sent me a screenshot of the outcome of a celebrity look-a-like engine. She got matched with Selena Gomez and I was surprised at how much she looked like her.
Liam Cooper
'Hey mom lost my charger somehow...was hoping i could use ur fax machine tomorrow after work...'
Christian Butler
"wanna see my scrot?"
Jonathan Nelson
"Okay, I'll pick up dinner. Drama queen."
Grayson James
"Whats gucci my nigga"
Josiah Hill
"Yes, its quite tiring"
Asher Turner
"yes"
Well that turned out shit
Benjamin Cox
which eps do you need?
Jacob Lopez
"Be right out"