Racist joke thread
How do get a nigger to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling
Racist joke thread
James Parker
Ethan Williams
how do you get them down?
tell the mexican kids its a pinata
Kayden Gray
Did you hear about the guy in Louisiana that took his autistic son to the bar with him?
He did five shots while the kid got 7
>inb4 too soon
Cooper Young
What's the difference between a zoo and prison?
You tell me
Mason Young
how many illegal immigrants does it take to change a light bulb in a middle school bathroom?
probably the same as it takes to brutally anal rape a 14 year old girl
Jayden Murphy
Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.
Jaxson Perry
I don't get it
Robert Torres
>Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white." The next day Tyrone was crying again. "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asked. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?" The mom answered, "Because you black and they white." The third day he came home smiling. "What happened today, Tyrone?" asked his mom. "We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I'm black and they white, right mama?" She said, "No, Tyrone, it's because you 17 and they 6."
Michael Fisher
What does a black man get after sex?
A lifetime in jail.
Jordan Jackson
>and hiv.
Jackson Gomez
Whats the hardest part about a Muslim killing his daughter?
His erection
Cameron Cooper
Pay your respects to Toadsworth and say hi
toadsworth.com
Daniel Cruz
Whats the difference between Obama and Simba?
Simba is an African Lion and Obama is a lyin African
Dylan Morales
Q: What is the difference between a black man and the floor?
A: The floor can support a family.
Jackson Miller
What do u call a black man with a fake leg?
Shit on a stick
Bentley Foster
What's the difference between a Jew and the San Antonio Spurs? The Spurs could beat the Heat!
Connor Cox
Prison has more monkeys
Samuel Young
Either way you'll see one get put down
Nicholas Davis
Why are painkillers white?
Because they work
Jaxon White
Half nigger here, can confirm
Robert Sanders
How do Muslims practice safe sex?
The mark the goat that bucks
Jaxon Garcia
What's the hardest part about shooting a nigger?
The recoil
Isaiah Hall
Q. How do you stop a BLM riot?
A. Bounce a basketball.
Brandon Carter
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice
Camden Hall
Why don't niggers go on cruises?
Because they fell for that shit before
Lincoln Morgan
That's not racist, sexist yes, but that's not what we are dealing in
Sebastian Walker
What's the difference between a toddler and a Dyson vacuum?
The vacuum doesn't ask for candy afterwards
Colton Price
Q. Why don't Jews like oral sex?
A. They get too close to the gas chamber.
Jackson Anderson
Parker Stewart
This is just sick now
Nathaniel Murphy
Sounds like a missed opportunity to get inside the girls locker room