Just finished watching this

Just finished watching this.

What a great movie, why did the critics dislike it?

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Critics are SPs.

>heavy breathing

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>why did the critics dislike it?
You could read rotten reviews on RT to find out, and Ebert really liked it.

I did enjoy this movie a lot, the ending is fantastic.

WE WUZ SAMOORAY AN SHIT

whites are equally pathetic

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they didnt really

overall its very well received

the setting is stupid as fuck but it's still a great movie.

>the setting is stupid as fuck
>early meiji era and foreign influence during it isn't interesting as fuck
Japan was essentially a sealed society for a couple fucking hundred years and was in the throes of huge societal upheaval in a very advanced world compared to theirs lacking a true industrial revolution till then. It's super fucking interesting.

>kill guy dishonorably by spearing him
>fuck the guy's wife that you killed

and he outlives all the stupid samurai. what a great movie.

Becuase the plot is a weebs wet dream

>the last nigga on earth
>starring tom hanks

yes it is. but an american running around in samurai armor and stuff is stupid.

I'd watch the shit out of that.


Also remember that Japan loved the movie.

[laughs]

Does he have beard implants too?

>guy is going to kill you while you're knocked down on ground
>it's dishonorable to defend yourself against a fully armored, conscious, upright, and prepared enemy

Top kek

Tom Cruise is an honorary nip

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The Meiji is an interesting era of history but that isn't what we saw. The ahistoricity of it combined with the films bullshit view of Japanese mentality plus the weeb aspect (the Japanese are better than the west) make it some weird fantasy world as close to the real one as a Michel Bay film.

itt: idiots who think the last samurai is Tom Cruise and not Ken Watanabe

samurai is a plural, dumb fuck. It refers to all of them as the last samurai, including the hundreds of nameless ones that die.

they didn't

it was praised by critics and was nominated for many Academy Awards

cruise wasnt a samurai there you dumbfuck
he was the first weaboo

SJWs BTFO

he was the head samurai bro. didn't you see how everyone took orders from him in the last fight.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign-born_samurai_in_Japan

Don't tell Hollywood there was a black samurai or we'll get another bad Michael B. Jordan movie.

>>fuck the guy's wife that you killed

Kek thread
You funny