I passed out drunk last night and while I was out my girlfriend put one of these on my dick

I passed out drunk last night and while I was out my girlfriend put one of these on my dick.

When I woke up, I was like wtf. She told me that she saw the cuckold porn on my laptop. She said that she believes the reason I cum too fast is because I masturbate too much and to cure my sexual addiction, she decided to buy one of these to force me to quit masturbating.

I'm not a cuckold. I watch those videos because I fantasize about being a bull. I told her as much, but she just laughed. She said the key is a safety deposit box that she opened at a bank I don't know about and I'm not getting out of my cage for at least two weeks. Then she started kissing me and playing with my balls and I got hard and she just laughed. She made me watch her play with her dildos and Hitachi magic wand until she squirted. It was excruciating. My dick getting hard in this thing really fucking hurts.

I can't take it anymore. It hurts way too much. It's way too fucking small, but she won't accept that it is and she thinks I'm lying about it hurting just to get out of it. I've tried cutting it off with bolt cutters, but all that did was put a sharp kink in the metal that is causing me to bleed. It's made out of a really strong metal and no tool I have seems to be able to do anything to it.

How the fuck do you take one of these off if you don't have the key?

Timestamp please

You seriously don't own any tools? Man no wonder you're such a beta cuck

Never fuck crazy

>it put a strong kink in the metal that's causing me to bleed


Alright. Everything about this was unbelievable but that took the cake. No human being is stupid enough to attempt to cut the cage instead of the lock

>confirmed for illiterate.

I tried the lock. The bold cutters wouldn't cut it.

"Bold" Cutters? Just quit op.

Buy a lock pick kit of amazon and with 1 day shipping. Learn to pick the lock

*bolt.
fuck you dude. if your not going to help just get out of the thread.

This is a lie until you post a pic of your junk with a timestamp. Also, you couldn't cut the padlock with bolt cutters? No wonder she laughed at the idea of you being the bull with spaghetti arms.

Well, I'm not going to post a pick of my dick.
Leave if you're not going to help without it, faggot.

The locks used on these are the daintiest fucking things known to man. Stop lying OP

>i'm like totally a man, guies, really.
>but I can't pick locks and don't own a dremel

Kill yourself with your fake ass story, OP.

sage

>bull with spaghetti arms
kek

Confirmed as fake.

>I'm an expert on chastity cages.

You would know.

this. literally a girl could cut with pliers.

Bye. Gtfo

>pic related
has the dinkiest lock known to man.

kill your lying ass sell

Bye.

sage

even if this was real and this cage was somehow made out of a magical metal bolt cutters couldn't cut, why the fuck are you cutting the cage you idiot, cut the tiny ass lock

you could probably cut a lock that tiny with scissors

>an expert on chasity cages

I'm claiming expertise on locks but nice try cuck

Picture with timestamp otherwise thus is just bullshit bait. No one is going to recognize you from dick in chastity cage.

this thread is now a mine

No, you claimed that the locks that come with chastity cages are all "the daintiest fucking things".

How could you possibly know that if you haven't held several in your hands?

and for the record, those stupid gold locks chastity devices come with can be picked with a paper clip. there's only 2 pins in them. I've barely picked any locks at all and I can pick it in three seconds without even trying with an actual lockpick.

bump.

I'm not posting a picture and a timestamp. I reject your assertion that my refusal means that I am lying.

See you on page 10 faggot.

sage

Pic with timestamp or gtfo

pic pls

have attorney get court order; press charges

bitch will give key or judge's order will have you and a sheriff going to get it

quit drinking; re-think the kinda bitches you're chasing...

Because the locks that come on chasity cages are a common form of lock. They don't exclusively come on cuck cages

That's a form of rape. You got raped. Your girlfriend is a rapist.

OP, stop trying to live out your fantasies on Sup Forums.

As someone who is kinky, I've tried chastity play in the past (it can be quite fun with the right girl).

So, I know full well that what you are saying is bullshit.

Firstly, no girl would ever do this - it's simply not in their nature. Most girls need convincing into a kink, they don't lock you up while you sleep!!

Secondly, I own that very same chastity cage.
I know full well that there isn't a SINGLE chastity cage in existence that cannot be escaped from. In fact, this is the problem those who enjoy this game have - is that unless you have a dick piercing that can be locked to the cage - it is easy to slip your flaccid cock out of the tube.

Granted it'd still be attached to your balls, but you'd be able to get that off with some baby oil and persistence.

So, no, you're bullshitting.

It's a nice fantasy that a girl would do that, but don't think for a second that anyone is going to believe you.

might as well make the best of this thread and repost my porn fic


>>fetish dream

>sleeping one night
>gf starts rubbing up my naked ass
>oh yeah, love this, press more against
>she's gripping my ass, spreading it
>moaning softly, roll onto my stomach
>she shimmies closer and i lift my leg onto the body pillow next to me
>she's rubbing my balls, getting me hard
>runs her fingers down my balls onto my taint
>she's done this before and seen what great results its given her
>earlier, we had shaved eachother in the shower
>it was sexy taking care of eachother's bodies in so intimate a way
>but it was "too late" to do much else, guess she changed her mind
>im_more_than_ok_with_this.jpg
>shes nuzzling my shoulder, occasionally moaning in my ear
>starts stroking my taint like a cock
>i feel pre building up, the pressure is amazing
>i can feel myself pulsing aginst her palm cupped against it
>i let out a sigh, then a whimper
"feels amazing doesn't it? i knew youd enjoy this"
>she starts stroking my balls again, tugging gently
>i push my hips back, pushing my balls into her hand
>she pulls on the exposed flesh eggs
>she strokes my taint again with pressure
>oh god i might just come from this

are you mad?
are you upset that this thread keeps getting bumped despite your pathetic attempt at establishing authority?

>in a daze, start swaying my hips back and forward in her hands
>start to feel something with my legs, something on my dick
>she fingers my pelvic floor, further palpating my prostate
>my dick feels tremendous pressure, like i was ready to burst
>yet when i rock my hips i dont feel anything against it
>gf stops rubbing my balls and fingers her damp pussy
>gf moans deeply in my ear
"oh my pussy's so hot"
>gf slides two wet fingers between my cheeks
"i think you're wet too"
>she slides them back to her pussy for a few more pumps
>and slips right into my hole, her juices lubing me
>i moan again, entirely involuntarily and clamp on her fingers
"this dirty boy loves his backdoor action"
>i release her fingers and grind my ass against her fingers
>she fingers herself with her free hand and moans in my ear again
>all this sensuality makes my precum dribble
>i dont want this to stop, its so kinky and pleasurable
>not much movement is involved so she could do this all night
>suddently rips her fingers out
>throws my topmost leg up towards my chest
>this rolls me onto my back
>my eyes snap open to the sudden change in weight on my dick
"do you like it? you didn't say no last time we talked about it"
me:"i do enjoy your horny moods."
"i took it as implied consent, so to speak."
>she looks down and smiles a devlish smile.

Bump

None of that happened.

>shes got my balls in her hand, my dick in a castity cage
>omgwtfbbq.jpg
"you seem to love it when i rub everything else more"
>i leak pre all over her hand
"gushing already? im glad you like it too."
me: "when did you-?!"
"oh hon, you're a deep sleeper, especially after a few shots"
>its true, i had a few to relax before i took a shower.
>they also help me delay myself when i go bare on her.
me: "we didn't discuss-"
>she clicks a button and thrusts her hips forward
>my cage begins to resonate with vibrations
>i moan loudly
"oh i know, we didn't, but you've given me such nice suprises before, so i thought i'd repay the favor."
>she rolls my hips up and adds a thick pillow i use to fuck her ass missionary.
>we generally have fairly vanilla sex, but can dabble in some light bondage.
>she might be talking about the time i busted out some sex tape
>she didn't moan much being bound up.
>in fact, she basically went catatonic
>she did enjoy her minute long orgasm and talked about how hot it was after

>i gush again, lubing the thick, black, vibrating, double-ended dildo lodged deeply into her snatch
"thats a good slut, you'll be fucked soon enough"
me:"it comes off after i cum"
"no, it'll come off after im done and not a moment sooner, bitch"
me:"fuck you, watch your pet names"
>she smiles and nods, diverting her attention down below
"you must desperately need your pussy fucked, your clit is leaking all over"
>i groan and leak more, feeling the sticky fluid roll down my taint
"at this rate i wont need to lube myself"
>she lifts her dick and grinds her pussy against my taint
>the vibrations roll across my pelvis, stimulating me deeply
>her clit is squished and rubbebd hard against her cock
>the grinding is pushing her end in farther, her juices flow down, soaking my ass.
"your pussy is so wet. are you ready"
me:"yes, please, do it already."
"sure thing hon."

>fucking happens
>i cum buckets
>she fucks harder
>she cums
>she keeps dildo in me
>she unlocks my cage, gently milking my spent cock back to half mast
>she removes herself
>she sucks my dick until im hard
>for several minutes, she uses a vibrator on my dick
>moan like a bitch the whole time
>shoot a small load onto my own face

"yeah thats the way, a perl necklace looks so good on you"
me: "please, clean it off."
"okay, lets head to the shower. that was so intense."
me: "i was hoping for you to lick me clean, but yeah, it was."
>she's got this thing against swallowing or having cum in her mouth
>the shower is heating up
me: "i'm sore. can't wait for some hot water on my junk"
"what else can i suprise you with?"
me: "no clothes, no cage outside the bed, and not overnight"
"oh you take all the fun out"
>she gets in, yelps at the lukewarm water
me: "those are ground rules. ill wear a plug out."
"now we're talking"

Bump

me: "what about you? are you going to start packing some junk?"
"no way, my pants are too tight for that and i don't fit in yours."
me: "well, there are ways around that."
>i get into the now hot shower
"and not a skirt, that's just weird."
me: "ok ok, i could get a wearable second dong for some dp"
"that might be nice"
me: "or i could get an inflatable one to spread you open"
"that's a plan too. are you sure you don't want to be dressed up?"
me: "yes, i would only want to fuck cross dressers, not be one myself"
"please?! itd be so entertaining."
me: "i don't want to entertain. i want sensuality. you pushed the boundry by not talking to me about this first."
"you need to relax about this, especially after what just happened and how much you liked it, besides you'd wear a kilt if you had one."
me: "that's entirely different. drink my cum and ill wear a skirt."
"fine, but don't be surprised to wake up to a plug in your ass."
me: "you can't threaten me with a good time."
"good, i look forward to it, too."

>establish a public record of your humiliation

I don't know this image's context, the girl may have actually outcompeted the boy, but this picture is the perfect representation of gynocentrism.

Go to /diy/ and ask how to use a bolt cutter

here. now fucking help

OP DELIVERS

You bolt cut the lock, retard, not the part that touches your dick, or just learn to pick locks.

The context is, if the girl actually outcompeted the boy, the boy is pathetic, hence the man's facial expression.

bullshit, not timestamped. this is from another thread that op faps to

I need a timestamp here OP

>y-y-you mad?


Lol, tryhard faggots. so pathetic.

sage

>implying "normal" men can do that or have that

Are swords manly too, autist?

Call the fucking cops dude thats fucked up

Rereverse image serarch. Pic is from some site called kinkyconsumer.

>NEEEERRRRRDDDSS!!!!!!!!


sage

use an angle grinder you pussy

see "Lance: Yes, I'd love to explain the practical impossibility of the so called light saber."
>Aspergers 9000

Your insistence that a claim made on a board dedicated to fiction is extremely autistic.

so op is fucking with us using pictures from his wishlist?! hahahhaha

Hey you know who lives in this thread? A great big phony! That's right! A phony lives here! A big fat phony!

Sage won't do anything to a thread this active. Stop being a retard.

>just a minute honey, there is someone lying on Sup Forums

Why are you even here?

We already established that OP is a lying faggot, so now the more posts it gets the more people see how much of a lying faggot he is.


I'm posting without bumping, so it's doing enough for me.

sage

keep trying op

any dude would post pic of their dick online. fake.

Lol what a narrow definition of manhood.

I'm 31 and have never locked myself out of my own shit because I'm not a moron. Also you know everyone should have a dremel because of all that sanding and grinding we do on a daily basis.
Gtfo with that shit. Most things don't need a power tool to be sanded down unless you're a lazy fuck. Wonder how the human race existed before power tools with all those cucks running around without their dremels.

bolt cutters definitely would've done it

>strawman

In the interest of defining manhood, what skills are required to me "manly"?

sage just for fun

drinking any beer without whinging at the taste

Maybe you should've just left it alone for a week. LIke, whats your issue?

This guy. Any bolt cutters or tin snips will do. I know, I prolly taken b8, but dunk and whatevs

There's one. How about another?

sage

There's a few different ways to remove the lock, if you weren't such a dumbass you'd have figured this out by now.

not afraid of dirty work, sweating, or cursing while injured.

being able to change your own oil, time permitting.

able to maintain your facial hair

Does anybody know a lot about these things, looking to get one.

yes

yeah, look for them on aliexpress so you dont spend hundreds just to find out you dont like it. stay away from ones with spikes or holes in the side as it will hurt. make sure you get one with multiple base rings to make sure you can use the right size.

Seems reasonable. Go on.

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either wiIIing to give contact info? many questions

got a snapchat?

This. And escaping from those is easy. Cold water and oil/soap and your ball literally fly out.

eh. i guess. capstra#6261@discord

Go to chastity forums like chastitymansion.com

mightyducks90

able to both empathise with friend bitching and tolerate a bitch nagging.

op has totally bailed on this thread

goood

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You cut the padlock with the bolt cutters and not the cage itself YOU DUMB SHIT

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>no time stamp
>90 replies
Hmm

If anyone makes a tiny chat I'll showcase my cage.

Yeah, these kids are fucking idiotic.