Can you consider yourself competitive with sexual toys like this?

Can you consider yourself competitive with sexual toys like this?

With the increasing worldwide prevalence of dildos this big I am beginning to have doubts....

...it's like saying "women are useless because there is porn".

...

Women don't marry men for sex, they marry them for money.

But excessive porn consumption affects us mentally, something very malleable compared to a distended vagina

Men are obviously the losers in the size game, in this aspect

>With the increasing worldwide prevalence of dildos this big I am beginning to have doubts....

Have you tried using a bigger one?

Thanks user, but I don't need to plug my sharts, If the missus needs one I'll holla

>plug my sharts

Plug your what?

FUCKING KEK SON ARE YOU AN AUSSIE WITH A PROXY BY ANY CHANCE?

You better check downstairs

I buy few such toys for my gf.

I live in an apartment

how new?

Then roll over and check

girls wearing pink in rooms full of plush toys is my fetish
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He might be engaging in a very sophisticated form of trolling, he might be the christmass tree poster from 2011 Sup Forums, who posted the retarded 5ever facebook stories and made us kek to death, I think it might be the Rey back from Sweden for the winter as well

That was the only one that fits that description

Roll over what? Check what?

The human orifice responsible for the disposal of solid waste

Having a 13cm pecker I've long ago come to terms with the fact that I'm unfit for sex, so such trifles are beneath me.

My dick is warm and hard

The dildo is cold and soft

Please be in Moscow

yes :)

I don't have any that big. I should probably get one like that though because mine are too small :(

What the hell is up with that filename?

My pecker is 17cm
But I am ugly and autistic so don't care.

Why?

Just imagine fucking a plastic vagina. Compare it to real sex. See?

SHART IN MART

You live in a city where, if you're a faggot, finding a sexual partner is literally a matter of minutes, why do you need me specifically?

I love sucking on small peckers

Some dildos can even cum now. Your knowledge is outdated. As your dick will be some day.

Tried both, literally no difference

I have a 20 cm penor and it looks nowhere near as big as that or the average porn dick
But I think the average girl doesn't care too much about size

>20 cm penor and it looks nowhere near as big as that
Hate to break it to you, but this picture that said you should measure from anus was actually a joke.

>Sex with a condom
No difference with sex with a plastic vagina
>Without
Girl can get pregnant = life is ruined

I'm serious. It does look kinda big, but the dildo in the OP is a fucking elephant dong, or maybe the girl is just super small

Nope

Sex is also psychological, you don't feel the same sensation when you're using a dildo and when you're fucking.

A toy can't tell a woman she is worthless except as a cock sleeve. A toy can't tell a woman she has no other use than as a receptacle for bodily fluids. A toy can't kiss her on the forehead gently while hurting slightly her butthole.

Women need more than a dick, they need to feel feelings and shit to be sexualy satisfied.

I have a large and thick cock so I'm not concerned.

But if you're unattractive then there are almost no feelings for a person who fucks with you. So it's not really differ from fucking a hand.

>It not really differs

I'll just do what Germans do and get surgery done.

>fucking a piece of plastic is the same than fucking an human

gr8 b8

Imagine being her. You would know that no one will ever fuck you with passion. If at least one hasn't got passion then it's not a real sex, there is no sensation in it.

Stop shitting me, kay? Real girl is more than her vagina, she's got shapes, face, fingers, ass. You get visual and tactile pleasure, oral sex, kisses, etc.

Why am I even responding to this?

>Good shapes, face etc
Not my league. For people like me it's like you whether have a sex with a person as ugly as you or you jerk off. Second is better 2bh.

This guy gets it

This
The reason girls go out with me instead of staying home riding a dildo it's because I have hands and mouth