SO,TODAY 03/23 IS MY BIRTHDAY

SO,TODAY 03/23 IS MY BIRTHDAY
AND I NEED AT LEAST ONE REASON TO NOT KILL MYSELF TODAY
GONNA MAKE 21

Bacon cheese burgers

Dude, I'm 28 and had several b days where I felt that way. At your age I didn't see any future for myself. I was a virgin until a couple years ago when I found the love of my life and for me, she makes every day worth living. Just hang in there for at least another 5-10 years. Soooo much can happen in your 20s to totally change the direction your life is going.

just kill yourself

You have porn, TV series and films and maybe if you stay alive some people will talk to you

Fhuuuuuhkin do iit fagguuuuuuuut lo lo lo lo lo

Are you joking I'll be 30 in 1 week too

Because God can bring people in or out of your life with a snap of the fingers. Your circumstances can change with a snap of the fingers. Tomorrow you could completely "randomly" meet the girl who will suck your dick a few times a week for the rest of your life.

It's not that bad

If you have confidence issues, or think you're ugly or something, google or youtube tiny things you can do to make yourself feel better, whether it's an attitude or physical change. Making yourself feel better will boost your confidence to do whatever

NOT JOKE

Case closed

He was asking for reasons not to, not ways how to...

thank you,friend!
I'm doing civil engineering and I'm in the sixth period,and still no girlfriend,never had,don't like my face,and ! have low self-esteem

Organ donation can save lives after you've given up on yours.

now you get it

You didn't get to see how GOT ends.

because cumming inside some nice tight pussy is worth not killing yourself

Triple bacon cheeseburgers.

relax everything is going to be fine

I KNOW!I AM TOO UGLY TO GET SOME PUSSY....SRLSLY

Nah mate, I've got nothing for you.
Can't think of a single reason... see'ya!

THANK YOU...

OP HERE....
AND MY NAME IS DAVID THALES

oh yeah and happy birthday

This

Agreed.

You've had a good run mate.
Tata!

WTF IS THIS?DEER?

Pork. Juicy, divine swine

AH...not too bad...

Want more pork porn

Stop being a pussy and handle life as a man, dont be a fucking atention whore, kill your self if that is what you desire, dont bring the Bull crap "Im so sad, no one loves me, cant get laid, beta as fuck, no one respects me"

How do you want people to respect you if cant respect yourself.

You will never be an alpha, but that doesnt mean its the end, People who kill them selves are people who didnt get life at all.

So grow a beard and acept the facts

take easy man!I just need some advice,no to punch me!calm down man!

Beards are for hipster faggots.

ESCAPE TO THE FUCKING WOODS AND LIVE AS A HERMIT, DECLARE JIHAD ON THE SQUIRRELS, SHANK SQUIRRELS, EAT BERRIES AND ACORNS AND FUCK RACCOONS

Happy B - day btw, Im punching you because thats the only way a person can get to their senses

From your advice I gather that you have never tried to fuck a raccoon. As a connoiseur of the animal kingdom let me tell you that raccoons are some of the least fuckable animals. They smell bad and try to make you guilty with their stare. Also they try to scratch your balls when you pound them hard. And they make weird noises. So avoid raccoons.

Any more fuckable suggestions?

Today is my birthday too, OP. I'm 25 and celebrating it alone by myself. Cheer up dude!

Cheers dude!

Ha, you fucking lonely retard

Hugs dakimakura*


::::::::Happy birthday cunts::::::::

Oh fuck you are nigger, go kill yourself with fire.

dude i just turned 21 like 8 days ago, drink. u just got this privilege given back to you by the jews so use it and get drunk af, its whats putting off my inevitable suicide

fat chicks dude. go for fat chicks. and get into shape like nice body and six pack then it wont be so hard getting women.

Booze

>not realizing alcohol is a jewish invention designed to keep the masses sedated and oblivious

No you don`t.
Just do it faggot!

Why would you want to with beauty such as this world?

ey boss!!OP here!Because i want taste a nice pussay,just like you!