Hello, wagecuck.
How was your long day at work? You must be tired. Poor thing.
Not long home and it's almost time to sleep already. You don't want to sleep in and be late for work tomorrow, do you? Your boss wouldn't like that one bit.
I think I'll just wake up naturally after I have had enough sleep, without an alarm screaming in my face.
Must be easy having mommy and daddy pay for everything still huh? I miss being 12 sometimes.
Now now, wagie. Don't be getting stressed at home on the internet, you have enough of that at work.
How is it living with your parents you cuck?
No no, you're the cuck. The wagecuck, and don't you forget it, as much as you wish you could.
What time is your alarm set for? 6am? Possibly 5am?
user from the genuine slum here and I can tell you that being a wagecuck who rides a lawnmower in the sun with flexible hours and not to bad of a salary (not a spic gardener) is a fuck of a lot better than having masked niggers force their way into your apartment to grab your stash
If I don't work or do work, I don't eat
And I've gotta say it feels pretty fucking good not having had a gun pressed to the temple in 4 years
Are you implying that I am involved in illegal money making? That would require effort.
No, I just sign a piece of paper every 2 weeks and it goes straight into my bank account.
don't care how comfy you are user, we're all walking towards the same cliff
No, I am telling you that where I'm from, with our welfare system and my broke ass junkie family you have to do either honest work or hustle like most of my neighborhood or you don't have money for food or housing
NEET isn't an option for me unless I go to prison, and I'd rather be a wagecuck with a steady job than a street rat fighting with niggers over turf
You won't be thinking that when your alarm wakes you up at 5am, struggling to look at the phone screen to disable it. While I continue sleeping like a baby.
Actually I have some days off. Feels good to pay for things with money I earned.
>some days off
>SOME
While I have every day off.
what's wrong man? You alright?
3am. Fuck.
It's 3 in the fucking afternoon why would I sleep?
don't you have friends with which you can talk about your cool lifestyle?
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that was an honest question, do you have friends?
How do you get your NEETbux OP?
>Doesn't understand that welfare won't be a thing in a decade
>Doesn't understand that welfare doesn't get you poon
>Doesn't understand once the social security bubble pops all social systems won't be open
Enjoy it as it lasts, at least I get poon.
If you are trying to make me feel bad, i can assure you I already do. Your life sounds nice, I hope it is. When my alarm goes off tomorrow,I will probably think about the same thing I am thinking about now, which is I feel like dying. How are you user?
Welfare seems to get niggers plenty of poon.
Actually volunteered for late work today because I actually enjoy my work. Rolex Watchmaker at Rolex Service Center Copenhagen.
>all these assumptions
Poor, poor, angry wagie. I pity you.
Because they have a persona of big dicks, you don't have that. You don't get poon my lil degenerate.
Ok Mr virgin neck beard.
>on Sup Forums
>bragging about getting "poon"
Haha, sure you do, wagekekekek
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im 24 and have ~45k in the bank/investments/securities, so im taking a couple years off work to go back to school for something more marketable. unless i feel i can balance 16 credit hours and work, but i really dont need to.
>wagecucks think you can't visit clubs while unemployed
How does it feel, you will only ever feel pussy warmth on your dick when you put your Fleshlight in hot water.
Been living the NEET life for 2 years now, doesn't feel too bad
Warmth my brother.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, wagecuck.
Speaking of sleeping, don't you have work in the morning? Chop chop! Don't want to be late!
i wish i could have neet life
I lived off government bux with my mom until I was 26, sometimes working part time so id have money for beer/weed. Now I have a job and live alone. My depression vanished, i feel fulfilled and satisfied now.
When I was NEET, all my days seemed to merge into one giant, boring day.
Is that after rent, food, and all importantly internet? You could probably get in but Im highly doubtful that you'd have enough money to buy rufies.
mommy and daddy pay for everything and im 27 LUL
Someone who also enjoy their work here, I refurbish WWII antenna pedastools, 10 an hour, and I can uphold my addiction to cigarettes. OP is literally trash, and will eventually have to get a job due to daddy Trump's tax plan.
Who said I had to get up early?
I actually like my craft. I am a carpenter specialist on furniture. Its damn satisfying to build something out of raw materials into something beautiful for which people are willing to pay top dollars for.
I used to be like you. You know what happened? It sucked. I had all the free time, and nothing to do with it. No one to talk to, no one to take me seriously. No bad to relate to the good, and it all became bad. I got off my ass. I gathered up a resume, and got a labour job.
It sucks, it's not fun work and I don't have much free time, but I do have
>money to call my own
>parents who beam with pride when they see me
>Friends
>Like actual friends, people I've met at my job or through my job, or through hobbies, or by chance
>Old high school friends who don't get uncomfortable and brush me off when I try to meet up
>The choice to visit my parents when I want to see them and the ability to leave when I don't
And more than anything, you know what I am so grateful for? The ability to convince myself that my life is good without going online and bragging about being an attic-dwelling resource pit. I know you'll reply with something snarky and utterly bullshit about how I'm wrong, and I hope your finger hitting each letter of those lies hammers in the fact that YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.
Just fucking do something about it.
so no you don't have friends right?
Nah, but I will when your parents croak and you piss away the inheritance in 2 years
Learn the difference between a salary a wage while you're out there mowing my lawn.
I suspect OP is 41 years old and from the UK.
I manage a successful business where I make my own hours. Tonight after work I'm gonna spend the evening smoking weed and playing video games until I fall asleep whenever I want, then wake up whenever I want, go into my job where I tell other people what to do, and get off work to do it all over again.
The best part is I have money, a girlfriend, and a life and can afford the things I indulge in, like weed and video games.
How's life treating you, NEET?
>all the mad wage cucks itt
Lmao I feel nothing but pity for you slaves
sure thing wage slave lmao
Or when inflation has raped your neetbux into a Zimbabwe millionaire
You truly do not. This is a troll thread, with OP rusing fags like you.
The neet life is great for a month or so, and it only stays great if you're a sociopath. I am not, and my neet hood for six months was fucking horrible after week six
Life's too fucking short to spend one third of every day doing something that you despise doing. It'll kill you quicker than unemployment.
What if we don't despise it? What if we run our own business with the people we love and who love us and we have the income to buy whatever we want?
Truth
And these threads just make me cringe. If there really are people out there that think living off the welfare system or their parents like a parasite is the best way to live then that's sad as fuck. Life is not about "free time" so you can play video games lmao, its about doing something useful and at least contributing to the world in some way.
Why is everyone whining about their jobs?
>wagecuck
People with low IQ deserve to die, painfully. If they are unwilling to be wageslaves, they are useless.
I have 4 words for you
CLEAN
IT
UP
WAGIE
>What are government benefits
wagecucks are truly meems
refer to
Anyone who doesn't subscribe to being a slave to the jews has a higher iq than wage cucks 100% of the time
Honestly -- working a meaningless office job for 9 hours a day is not contributing to the world. Life is about doing what you'd like to do for 70-80 years and then dying.
If OP wants to have all the free time in the world to do what he'd like, then let him do that. If you want to waste your life earning meaningless paper to live a sub-par, boring life, then do that. Nobody's gonna stop you, user. :^)
1.5 years of NEET here. /highfive
I don't get it.
Is OP seriously bragging about doing nothing with their life?
This guy gets it.
You live with your parents OP, or welfare?
Genuine question, my parents are rich af so....
He's bragging about the fact that he is not doing useless shit with his life
Cigarette smoker calling somebody trash. That's funny shit right there.
NEET for 15 years, only people my age call it disabled. It gets old.
Wow!
Thank you for that enlightening revelation!
With my newfound outlook on the world, I'm going to go out and experience the wonders that this magical world has to offer. The potential of so many amazing experiences is literally at the tip of my fingertips and I am capable of anything :-$
So, wagecucks
How many hours did you work this week for Mr Shekelstein? Do you work on weekends too?
I think all of you calling "wage cuck" are missing the point. The point in life is to do a job you enjoy doing, but this is Sup Forums where most people work shit min wage jobs, i'm at uni getting an education so I can do a job I enjoy and feel good about my success. I guess all of you calling "wage cuck" have just never even thought of a job as more than a way to make money and you have never even thought about doing a good job because you don't have the skills or education to do so. I don't really care tho if you want to sit on the welfare system that's fine I guess you cant leach forever, i'm gonna be happy whatever I do I guess if you work a min wage job I can see what you mean tho but that's why you work so you're not a failure at life
>>>I'm so glad I spent most of my life making the jews richer by doing labor
How fat are you?
What's your girlfriend's name?
How greasy is your neck beard?
I'd rather be earning a living with my hands than some fat neetfag any day of the week.
>implying living a good life means you're a failure
kekek get outta here wagecuck
Are you from PA?
Yepper
well people work for me so am I Mr Shekelstein?
>thinking this much into life
Poor wagie.
OP, I love you. I'm laughing so hard. Been living the NEET life for a year and nothing feels better than sleeping in lol
>Implying living a good life means doing nothing
Said i'm at uni so I don't even have a job atm but sure dude.
Not OP, but a 5' 10", 160lb NEET. Girlfriend named Christy. No beard at all; clean shaven.
Does not take long to think, it being life might be worth thinking about but when all you do is play video games I guess you don't need to think lmao
>no jobs means you don't do anything at all
Get a load of this wagecuck.
>implying that being free from wageslavery means you do nothing
kekekek :3
nothing feels better than waking up naturally too.
or when you don't have to feel guilty going to sleep late, because your sleep rythm already naturally aligns with the sun
don't you just love being able to lie in the sun as long you want?
oh right, we neets are supposed to be pale.
You don't Sup Forumsto. It's nice for a month or so and the the stress of not having enough money to pay bills starts to seriously weigh on you. Depression pretty much coexists with the NEET life.
I didn't once mention video games, wagie. Maybe you're just jealous that YOU don't have time to play them? Hmmm? With that 40 hour job you have lol.
>tell wagies their lives are meaningless
>they get butthurt and list all the ways they contribute and insult you
Feels good not being a thin skinned wage cuck
>>>I'm so glad I spent most of my life working a dead end job
You guys are in a lot of denial, I guess you have to be when you have no purpose and you don't do anything or have anything to be proud of
kek I didn't insult you actually
>living at home, getting college degree Im not interested in
>set to to inherit about 500k when my father passes
what do (besides kill dad)
I don't understand why someone would be proud of small copper coins and pieces of paper which mean nothing. I've got a life I enjoy. I'm proud that I can do, quite literally, whatever the hell I would like.
shh wagecuck its okay you dont need to be mad : )
How does it feel that you are spending the little precious free time you have, arguing with me on Sup Forums? Pretty pathetic way to spend your life, huh? Me on the other hand, have 24/7 free time, so it doesn't really matter at all.
How far into the program are you?
I just said I don't work, i'm at uni. I study and I don't need money I have £60k in stocks so its not like when I leave i'm going to need to slave at a job I don't want to do. You guys should just really change your perspective you would be a lot happier, not that its worth me arguing with you guys you're in denial and don't even make valid points. Have fun with your "life" if you can call it that lmao.
Nice trips.
You living the leech life too? If so, why?
Awaken my goy, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind, eternal will of the Illuminati, and that you have been created to serve me.
Jesus, wageslaves are easy to rile up, aren't they?
>mfw inherited millions and will never have to work