Tfw failed my TV licence test again

>tfw failed my TV licence test again

>TV licence test
is that a gimmick from some surrealist short novel?

it's real lad, just paid it off now so i don't life in prison for watching tv.

>tfw fucked my tv licence instructor and cheated it

I only passed on my 3rd try

Passed it first time

Just use your brain retards

Why dont you britons make is a favor and post questions or some more detailed information about that thing?

Whener i tell anybody about
>brits have to pass test to watch tv
they dont believe me and google is as usable for this case as american in restaurant.

Why do Brits need a TV license?

>Failed the "Soaps and Sitcoms" section by 2 points
>Can't apply for a retake for 3 months

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>failed my microwave license test Agian

>failing the easiest section
retard

Do you have to pay for cable too?

i think its just bullcrap, they can't be that retarded in the west

They sent a man round to put a blocker on me telly. I can't watch anything with a Laughs Per Minute rating of 5 or above.

>I didn't welcome the refugees at the local gay pride parade led by Justin Trudeau.

Is it a telegraphist 's test?
Morse code or something?

At least you have a housing licence

getting a housing licence is nothing compared to a car licence. Can't count how many times I've failed the bridge section

Now i get it. Do you also have food licence?

>failed my cuckshed test again

>food licence?

Don't be ridiculous.

>tfw i failed to calibrate my power outlets so my electricity bills went up by 150%

>food licence

haha americans could need this :D

>food licence
what are you on about you absolute mentalist

First-worldlers won't understand this legacy of communism, my comrade.

>raised my heels during squatting test

>tfw a bobby caught me waving a butterknife around in my kitchen and confiscated my knife licence

They don't have guns so they kill people with TVs.

I hope you had a fucking licence

>failed my fucking licence
ffs lads this is the third time this week

>tfw failed the border crossing again lads

Border crossing licence test*

>tfw failed the being happy test again

what is a tv related death

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>tfw failed the gf application test

Never going to pass this am I

Just lie on it, it worked for me and now I have qt gf

I don't think you get the humour of the thread.