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RIP Martin McGuinness

it's called friday prayer for a reason you spanner

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RIP cara

i found a sheep taking a nap lads haha

emily

Mr.Kipling post (It's exceedingly good)

not gay because i didnt enjoy it

Who you calling a spanner Kraut. You'll get a spanner round the
never mind. I respect your sand moon shit religion. Not really.

that cunts dead.

Got into uni all soaking and freezing cold and the qt that sits with me wrapped her fluffy bodywarmer around my hands to warm me up.

The only sweet thing that's ever happened to me.

You can fuck men all you want for the sexual thrill but if you don't find men attractive then you aren't gay, simple as.

Just been bummed to death.

some proper benders in denial in this thread

makes me sick

What if I find cute boys who look like cute girls attractive

Anyone have a screencap of that lad who used to intentionally turn up soaking wet to his lectures to impress some girl

you lads call me bent then turn around and get bummed and swear you're straight

Thoughts on going to the movies alone? Really want to watch Get Out but can't find a torrent plus I have no friends

that's how they do it in the middle east

that's also why shaving was prohibited under the taliban in afghanistan

only gay if you swallow, if another man's sperm enters your body its gay, but if you spit out youre safe x

Penises are very aesthetic

That isn't gay either

when I was in london I couldn't believe all the airheads that got pictures with the police

Excuse you. Do not speak ill of the Wet Stalker. That lad was a fucking alpha.

been destroying rorkes left and right the last couple of days

what about very effeminate men who look almost indistinguishable from women?

Just recorded this message

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GOOD post

I've done it once (for Pacific Rim). I felt pretty embarrassed tb󠇦h and I didn't enjoy the film.

Also I showed up really fucking early (like 30 mins before the start) and tried to go in to get a seat so I wouldn't have to walk past people alone. When I went in there were two workers in the theatre cleaning up rubbish and popcorn from the previous showing. They told me off for being too early and said I had to wait outside. Then I hid in the toilets for some time before venturing back in.

These days I just wait for Blu Ray rips.

saw a dead cat in the road today lads :(

so are fannies

I once got fucked in the arse and he came inside me, when he left I went to sit down and squeezed out a fart but instead of the fart his cum just dribbled out my bum.

i've put my penis inside multiple women and only had a penis inside me once so really i'm only fractionally gay at worst

what is the obsession with feet?

should be fine then as long as you farted all of it out

Post books that open your Third Eye

>all these sodomites itt
have fun in hell faggots

thinking man's fetish

feet are not inherently lewd, but they can be cute

nothing better than going tot he cinema alone during the work week having the whole auditorium to yourself and sitting in the luxury seats when you only paid for standard .

I only pay for very specific films though

its babbys first fetish desu

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Micksheed.

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best place to cum is inside the vagina x

>"islam is a religion of peace"

this
laughs at every other "faggot" I come across this place, every time

sucked more willies than you ever will in you're life

>Katie, did you get that work done las--
>Hannah, what's the matter? Finish your sen-
>*thick drops of water splash across the girls' faces, drenching them in an instant*
>Ladies
>*tips wet fringe and soaks the work Hannah was asking about*
>*both girls almost faint out of sheer attraction*
>omgomgomgomgomg Hannah I cant believe that just happened like omg what do we do do we say something or do we like omg i just dont know what to do
>*Katie passes right the fuck out*
>*approaches and leans down to apply mouth to mouth and a single drop of water runs from his hair, down his nose and drips off and directly into Katie's open mouth*
>*she orgasms*
>heh, sorry ladies, I'll make it up to you with lunch after class
>*walks out of the room before the lecture even starts, flicking his hair the whole way to audible swoons from all the women in the room*

But what about feet is attractive?

Had and gave a few cheeky blowjobs at the cinema when it was empty.

Me on the right.

>people still concentrate on opening their third eye when there is a mystical FOURTH eye located just where they will never find it
you will never find it

its a part of a woman's body

will i ever find it?

girl looked at me today

It's a foot. It's not like it's a cute girlpenis or anything

the third eye is the japs eye

TOP TIER FETISHES:
Hairy legs
Nudism
Aestheticism
Boobs
Necks

DECENT TIER:
Hairy vagina
Farting
Feet
Hands
Backs

WORST TIER:
Hairy armpits
Scat
Ass
Elbows
Ankles

behave yourself common spic
and hell isn't real

its on the end of my willy

cackling

hence why you will never find it. you have a small so-called "willy"

They're not fetishes at all just parts of a body

The difference between a man's and woman's foot is quite a lot, so it suggests femininity. And having smooth soles suggests a high class living with little manual labour, defined arches are also a sign of good genetics

Nina North makes me diamonds

tried going to the cinema alone during the work week to have the whole auditorium to myself and sitting in the luxury seats when I only paid for standard

but they have a no singles policy

perspirated

perspirated AGAIN

PERSPIRATING CONSTANTLY WOAH I AM A FULL-ON PERSPIRATION MACHINE AT THIS POINT

what's the differences between the feet?

>no fit girls on The Chase

will still have it on in the background but i shan't be paying much attention

>no piss
>no hairy arsehole
>no hairy mature
>no mature/milf
>no old/young lesbian
>no cream enema lesbians
>no rimjobs
>no arsehole gaping

what is common British society's view on giantess vore?

have unironically seen through my third eye

>They told me off for being too early and said I had to wait outside.
What a pair of cunts. I'm considering going to the last screening at 00:35 hoping no one will be there

Men's feet are significantly larger, wider, more robust and hairy. It's like asking how men's legs are different and why legs are attractive

Can't say I've ever asked anyone about it mate.

>/brit/ is becoming more americanised by the day

color me surprised

Surely all girls feet will be like short guy feet then?

find a flaw

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does anybody else visit McDonalds just to spy on the teenage girls eating cheeseburgers?

>Khalid Masood

Hmm, ah yes. Quintessentially British.

are you a girl? its hard to explain how men are attracted to women without a lot of context.

tall*

too much body fat

look at the compressed fat at her waist and her arms

she's absolutely sucking her belly in as hard as she can and hiding it with the angle

nice legs though but all legs look nice in tights

Short men can have large feet, just like tall men can have tiny feet. I'm 5'10 with size 10 feet, my mate is 6'1 with size 8 feet

And regardless, a short man's foot will still be wider and more robust looking than any woman's

'nce

I'm transgirl. Take that however you will.

>too much body fat

>look at the compressed fat at her waist and her arms

>she's absolutely sucking her belly in as hard as she can and hiding it with the angle

>nice legs though but all legs look nice in tights

You have a fantastic eye for women's physiques desu

hard to put into words
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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don't you find this attractive

Umm....There's no such thing as British, sweetie. You're just a mixture of heavy Germanic and Celtic

That means that you should accept all forms of immigration today, no matter where they come from or what their culture is

The only thing that can save Britain at this point is mass deportation and radical nationalism.

>too much body fat

>look at the compressed fat at her waist and her arms

>she's absolutely sucking her belly in as hard as she can and hiding it with the angle

>nice legs though but all legs look nice in tights

save britain from what exactly

>The old man in Aldi keeps calling me love when giving me back my change

find a flaw

>work tomorrow

ah yes, love work

oh wait it's the opposite I hate it

nah
just encourage white middle class people to have more kids

its quintessential self