What would you do if I was your roommate?

What would you do if I was your roommate?

360 and walk the fuck away

Find a new room mate

kill myself

Pay my rent on time and not leave dirty dishes in the sink.

face

Tell you to clean your room and stop being such a faggot.

Buy you sexier underwear

> if I was
Correct your gramner

you are a hard ZERO even if your face was helen of troy. that body is trash

make you suck my dick and pay extra rent

Get a second lock for my bedroom door

Masturbate on the couch constantly but cook supper at least 3 times a week

Its a dude retard.

Push you mental wellness boundaries till an inevitable suicide.

Suicide

hate fuck you

kek

got you lmao fuckin newfags are too easy 3 easy

Retard bait

Nah. Nice try though.

Play a game of monopoly, without you

Hi, Lorilla Jo

make you my sex slave

ohh hee hee just trying.

do you get pleasure out of calling that shit out? it's funny if you bite it, otherwise just ignore it lol dont get butthurt

things;)

Omg yes yes!

Tell you to see a doctor, you're mentally ill

Gape your asshole and pussy

A lot of sex accompanied by frequent roleplay. There would also be occasional sneak attacks

Ask your parents how they failed so miserably.

this

I would ask you how much tape you use to hide your dick. Then I'd show you the door.

if you look closely

>pussynotfound.xml

Kekkers

but thats gay

Pull that dick out and suck you dry everyday after work.

who is that? i keep seeing her pics here

eyye girl;p

turn you into a housewife

eat your asshole baby girl

Beat the shit out of you then call the apartment manager and day you tried to rape me and that you need to be escorted from the premises permanently before I get even madder
Then enjoy my new roommate whomever they may be
Fyckin homo

>anons falling for a trap

Yaaasss hiiii :3

Traps are gay

Bait?

i'll fuck u up

give u the good succ

do you like feet babe?

Tell you to finally clean the fucking dishes faggot

Wear your ass and throat out

fuck dude you are huge creep

Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

Not especially but yours are incredible srsly, I would do all kinds of things to them! Your skin is so soft looking and your nails look soo sexy :D
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i'd find a new roommate

this gives you any ideas?;p

I would probably make you my sex slave. I mean if you are gonna dress like a sissy better play the part too

MMm would suck on toes and kiss the while fucking you :))

soundsgreat

Murder you

>her

Damn grrrrl ye...Adorable little pussy and cute hair!!

thanks;)you think you can handle this?

KEK'd

Idk it looks reaaaally fug tight but i want to eat it so and ye I know I can handle it- only bc i like it so much

Would give big smash.. Nice qt trap OP

show us that dick fag

I would beat the crap out of you, then i would rape ur ass

Punch and kick you in the belly; all the while chanting, "Knock-kneed Ned, the sex ed watershed."

>360

Abuse you physically and sexually.

Share you with friends.

Sell your ass to pay for liquor.

Jokes on you, bc pretty sure I would get off on that