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*sets up camp*

Omg that is hot. I wanna fuck that pussy so hard..

My /balt/ frens.

*makes a fire*

Something something 3d important

Sup mates

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*doesn't do a blogpost*

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Boobies are Baltic culture

Eh nothin much, just lighting up firecrackers in my peehole, you?

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Deleting browsing history, you?

Hey!! :3

Same desu. Also trying to figure out what to do with my life

what are your options?

Tell us about it.

Reroll or grind out lvls

hello

Recently quit my job, I have unlimited options now. Going to travel to New Zealand, but I don't know what to do after that

Sorry we are full to burst

What if I buy you a beer?

Just be yourself.

You could always stay there, I don't know how it works in NZ though, do you have enough work experience or qualifications to fall back on and get a decent job when (if) you go back home?

wtf?

I'm a qualified mechanic (utility vehicles), which is very sought after here atm. Would rather do something else though, staying might be an option if they're not too full

anime is horrible

Video games are also horrible.

>Playing Red Orchestra 2

this
gonna go for a walk

stop watching porn

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I only do hentai

This desu baka insallah wallah pbuh famalam

Hentai is porn

hey you are not me

STOP masturbating

Won't stop doing that

Is this redpilled?
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To be frank with you, Varg is a wise guy. His words have a lot of truth in them, but, as with other wise guys, his words are not wholly the truth.

You sound like a wise guy.

STOP

but fapping to imagination alone gets difficult after a while

just realized something

the prussian weeb will always try to act contrarian

Stop watching anime.

you know that sex exists

stop being docile nigger cattle

not for me

>implying anyone has sex here

I think that you are CIA nigger so why I should even listen to you
I don't trust you

>falling for the sex is real meme
Not everything you read about on the net is true mate.

Nah.

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So, Bill Gates and Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle ( OOOO WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE) They got a big herd of nigger cattle. Yippee Ki-Yay, we're nigger cattle herders. We got a herd of nigger cattle. They are the most docile fucking nigger cattle, we got 'em so docile, we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle. And they shit, and they sit there, and they watch TV, and they shit. It's the best fucking herd of nigger cattle. We took away all their guns, now they just shit, and we watch them and we're rich. We are so fucking rich, we have so much fucking money, we got this herd of nigger cattle, woooo, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle. It's the best thing ever.

So that's what the illuminati got, and I got a space alien.

So, here's my ultimatium: you can live in hell, with your herd of nigger cattle, or you can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple. The third temple, okay, that Simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle 'cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your fucking jew-nigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fucking space alien? Are you fucking crazy? I've got a fucking space alien, of course I'm not gonna fuck with nigger cattle, fuck yourself! Enjoy your fucking nigger cattle! You got the nigger cattle, You got the nigger cattle, You got the nigger cattle, GO GO GO GO GO! You got the nigger cattle, you got a fucking herd of nigger cattle, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

No you.

everybody knows that mikoto is a virgin

Stop role playing as a chad, you underage weebtard.

Yes.

For you.

like for real
why would you be on a philippino child scat forum if you were a socially functioning human being

>Not everything you read about on the net is true mate.
ok so why should I trust you?
you might be also lying
I only trust myself

N-no...

its fun here
i wasn't one when i registered here

>i registered here
there is no registration here
CIA nigger confirmed

stop RPing as a chad
Urkel

good boy

Its just that you guys are always wrong.

be afraid
be very afraid

I am actually a computer simulation designed to test the limits of lie comprehension in humans.
Congratulations you have passed.

>literally post chat logs of my social success
>roleplay

thanks, but the test was way too easy for my superior intellect
t. one and only supreme gentleman

>mikoto learns he can try to "fake it till you make it" with a fake persona
hahaha

pfft im not scared of you i still haven't done the dishes so i know you can't get me

>install random game i found in my box
>it crashes in the same spot

being very truthful actually

i literally just sent "what u doin" and the convo picked up from that
its THAT easy
i finally realised my power level

my manic episode began so im FINE

ERROR: Unable to compute
Please insert disk into drive G:

Boy I can't wait for a normie genocide

you're more tolerable during your manic period than depressive i'll give you that

I'm already inside your home hiding somewhere...
Now I'm just waiting till you are going to sleep.

Some bitch sent sms
>can't get you out of my system

W-what does that mean even??

Its 5:40am and I've just woken up. I won't be going to be for another 16-17 hours.

yes ive noticed this aswell
i actually converse with people IRL by myself
was walking home from car driving lessons and walked into (not literally)))) ex girl classmate and we talked for like 3 minutes
with me leading the start of the conversation

this is euphoric

Make it 2 and we got a deal

what is annoying is that teachers keep saying that im suddenly much more open and they ask what happened
no classmate has said this yet dont know why just the teachers

so do you have a contingency plan when your depressive episode eventually comes back?

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oh wow amazing

>bitch
sellise suhtumisega ei jõua kuhugile

tuleb leida tasakaalu
naiste jumaldamine (n.ö "nice guy sündroom") ei vii kuhugile
naiste alandamine ei vii samuti mitte kuhugile

aga igastahes, ütle talle mida sa temast arvad, leidke ühised jooned
kui sa ei tunne samamoodi, siis pole mõtet valetada, ütle tõde välja

yes mr. prussian kang you're truly of the utmost importance to the lithuanian intelligence community

I don't like people who aren't depressed.

haha that will take like a year or something
ill probably be a millionare with wofe and kids by then
i can do anything

Ole vait lits.

based tommy

youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgCjgc19XI

who?

Are you taking pills?

well for now I'm at ameriburger place but don't worry your time will come soon enough...
like everybody's else in this thread

no
just vitamin D drops (13 a day) and a zinc magnium calcium D supplement pill

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miks?
ma olen sellises olukorras kus mul teoreetiliselt peaks depressioon olema, aga ma olen iseloomult väga positiivne, ja ei vihasta ka kunagi

depressioon on väga raske asi, minul kestab see halb tunne umbes 10-20 minutit, ja päev hiljem pärast juhtumit mis selle avaldab

kui see tunne on pidev, on jama käes
ma oletan, et asi on naistes.
esiteks, sihi ainult "koledaid" naisi (ma ei tea ühtegi naist kes mulle ei meeldi ja keda ma ei paneks. neil on tavaliselt mingid head omadused, nt. on väga head inimesed. kui on loll, halb inimene, ja kole pealekauba, siis on halb. neid on õnneks vähe)